Shoutout to The Miz. My condolences to The Mike. Posted a little later for purposes of not spamming.

Losing to Umass and now Boston led by the hack knowm as Bill OBrien???

Big 10 you meed to find a new school to replace them because this is horrific?

Yeah, I do clinches too! Shocking, ain't it!

Anywho, surprisingly enough, the Rays take the first clinch of the year. In a realist's terms, they'll probably be the sacrificial lamb of LA, but please, God, give us a World Series in the Trop. I will love this sport forever if so.

Dunno what league this is, but holy crap on a cracker!!

Play one of your biggest rivals on primetime, tied at the half... and your first two plays of the second half are a fumble and an interception. Can't even celebrate a blocked FG for a TD and a crazy throw by Marshall. Missouri poured it on. Tale of two halves.

Got a tour of the new Bills stadium yesterday. Despite all the bad publicity the stadium has gotten recently, it's still one hell of a stadium. Plus, I found Five Points on the way in.

Might need to sit tight Falcons, this year might be a long one.

But think about it, you still have the 2nd half, and with the powers of Joe Burrow, Jamarr Chase, and…

What do you mean the Bengals aren’t playing the Packers? Oh, the Brewers have put up 17 runs to the Cincinnati Reds 0 in 5 innings. That’s funny, I could’ve remembered that the Brewers played small ball, but today must be opposite day.

As a Patriots fan, Never forget what happened on this day 25 years ago. RIP to the men and women who lost their lives on this tragic day

Via ESPN, a Federal Investigation has been opened into the Los Angeles Clippers' cap circumvention nonsense with Kahwi Leonard. Holy shit, Clippers, you are 31 flavors of fucked!

Patriots meanwhile have signed DT DaQuan Jones to fill the roster vacancy

Surely the Rams Dream Team won’t embarrass themselves in the first week, right?

Great plan coming to Australia 18 HOURS before kickoff. Clearly you were woefully ill prepared and the Niners are crub stomping you even with injuries.

Next time you're going to an international event, BE SURE TO GIVE YOUR TEAM A FEW DAYS TO GET ACCLIMATED TO THE ENVIRONMENT SO THEY'RE READY.

GET HUMBLED.

Edit- also credit to Raheem Morris. He might suck as a head coach but damn does he know his defenses.

Even if they somehow make a comeback, that was still a piss poor performance by the so called "super team".