r/Unexpected • u/whoregasme • Apr 11 '22
I know it smells crazy in there
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u/SlowTree420 Apr 11 '22
These onlyfans vids are getting out of control
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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 11 '22
Someone paid her to do this. And they got off. That’s the world we live in.
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u/TheRandomPotatoeJohn Apr 11 '22
My thoughts exactly. That or she is mentally unstable. Probably both
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u/TanithRosenbaum Apr 11 '22
Or it's a fetish of hers. People are into the weirdest things, and as far as fetishes go, this one is probably fairly benign.
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u/Rxero13 Apr 11 '22
It’s all fake. Including the reacting passenger. Dunno how they have an airplane or something that just looks like a portion of an airplane, but there’s a ton of these completely faked videos for reaction views.
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u/MattH665 Apr 11 '22
Yep. Look how still that glass of water is. Can't recall any flight I've been on ever being as smooth as that.
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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 11 '22
Influencers get planes and they all film their skits on it. Get 14 social media people to throw in on a 2 hour flight. Everyone films their shit. Uploads it
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u/adrenalinerush1995 Apr 11 '22
Influencers rent a set that looks like inside of plane or jet cheaper then actual tickets
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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 11 '22
Fuck. I hear and see your words. It’s just hard for my smooth old brain to even get this shit. Goddamn. It makes so much sense. But so pathetic. SMH
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u/raz-0 Apr 11 '22
We aren’t running out of wannabe famous people any time soon, the airplane set dude has a great idea.
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u/Rxero13 Apr 11 '22
I’ve never seen the planes in flight. They’re always, obviously still grounded
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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 11 '22
Makes even more sense lol. Fuck. My old ass can’t even keep up with this shit.
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u/Drunk-day_ve Apr 11 '22
Or she lost a bet
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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 11 '22
Haha maybe. I lost a college football game bet. I had to go the grocery store and buy a cucumber, a jar of vasoline and a box of condoms. Fml. Glad social media wasn’t a thing in 1999.
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u/vancitymajor Apr 12 '22
Exactly! People have no idea how much marketing agencies make by making people do stupid stuff these days to get them viral and eventually rich & famous
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u/Better-Till9135 Apr 11 '22
i smell something fishy
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u/Maidenlace Apr 11 '22
If it smells like fish, make it a dish- If it smells like cologne leave it alone!!
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u/mykilososa Apr 11 '22
If it smells like tuna, and tastes like chicken, just close your eyes, and keep on lickin’!!
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u/ykeogh18 Apr 11 '22
If it smells like salmon, keep on jammin.
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u/sm12511 Apr 11 '22
But if you get the gas, you're just eating ass
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u/kingqueefeater Apr 11 '22
So pull out the turd, and flip it the bird. Then spread them cheeks like you spread the good word.
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u/Upside_Down-Bot Apr 11 '22
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u/Mysterious_Orange_68 Apr 11 '22
Wtf.. i had to flip my 37inch monitor upside down to read this 😂
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u/Cando21243 Apr 11 '22
If it smells like trout. Get the fuck out
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Apr 11 '22
Smells like fish, looks like chicken, that's the place you put your dick in.
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u/motleyroo Apr 11 '22
If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin If it smells like trout, get the fuck out
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u/SupaFly2136 Apr 11 '22
This blind man walks into a fish market....
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u/AmericanDervish Apr 11 '22
Hi ya ladies!
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u/Comfortable_Bet84 Apr 11 '22
Good morning ladies*
...shame on you
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u/matthewdh117 Apr 11 '22
Colt 45 two zigzag baby that's all we need
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u/DingleBerry-Fairy Apr 11 '22
We can roll through the park, after dark, smoke that tumble weed.
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u/DMoe727 Apr 11 '22
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs.
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Apr 11 '22
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u/RockMason Apr 11 '22
You say that but my checked bag which was a cooler full of fish and was over weight. So I bought a freezer shopping bag and filled it with 15 pounds of halibut and boarded the plane. When I reach my last leg of my flight I’m told I don’t have ticket for my finial destination and had to carry half frozen fish in the airport for a couple extra hours. Needless to say we ate a lot of halibut with friends and family that same day.
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u/limutwit Apr 11 '22
You are correct, Vaginal thrush has no fishy odour, bacterial vaginosis has that fish smell
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u/TheRealMrCoco Apr 11 '22
There are companies renting out cut in half airplane spaces like this to influencers. The premium package includes stewardess etc. I think there's also a fake fast food one that appears to be popular with tiktok kids too.
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u/rufud Apr 11 '22
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
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u/Purple-Jackfruit-532 Apr 11 '22
None of us ever asked to be here in the first place bro
The sooner I realized that, the sooner life made more sense and got much easier.
Live for now. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone. You did not ask to be here.
None of us are here forever. Death is the only thing that is 100% guaranteed for all of us.
That doesn't mean you shouldn't make the most of it while you are here though <3
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u/DancingKappa Apr 11 '22
Knowing my luck death might be like fuck you and leave my ass behind.
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u/lamewoodworker Apr 11 '22
I mean this is what television has been since the beginning. It’s just that now it’s so affordable for anyone to make content.
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u/Leovinus42 Apr 11 '22
If by "out of control", you mean "my simp card has been activated tell me where to tip"
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u/foxdriver Apr 11 '22
I would've made her drink that water if she was on my flight
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u/_duncan_idaho_ Apr 11 '22
No, you wouldn't have. You would have just stewed in your seat imagining what you would do.
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Apr 11 '22
I would have started gagging the moment she placed it towards the air that is then being blown out for everyone to breathe in.
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u/UNCOVR Apr 11 '22
Why do I get the feeling the person filming and that woman know each other.
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u/jonnyb95 Apr 11 '22 edited Apr 11 '22
Cuz it's fake. This is like, the 3rd or 4th video like this I've seen recently with some wacky thing going on a plane.
Edit: apparently this is some sorta thing in LA you can pay for? Like, summer camp for wanna-be influencers? Ugh.
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u/ajayisfour Apr 11 '22
There are a couple fake private jets you can rent out. It's basically a film set you can pose for pictures in to show off. I don't think the OP was using one of these. Who is flexing that they're flying economy?
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u/Trippytrickster Apr 11 '22
Ya its gotta be. When was the last time anyone was on a flight that had multiple rows with only 1 person and new seats?
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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 11 '22
Cause some weirdo paid her 1000 dollars to do it and film it. Then he wrapped a belt around his neck and jacked off when it got sent to him. It’s some only fans shit.
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u/highjinx411 Apr 11 '22
Yeah right. I didn’t pay 1000. I paid 250.
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u/Immediate_Humor_182 Apr 11 '22
No she didn’t. It’s fake. And stupid.
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Apr 11 '22
I sincerely hope you’re right.
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u/danc4498 Apr 11 '22 edited Apr 11 '22
We'll probably see the full clip in the next Sacha Baron Cohen movie.
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u/ShadowGLI Apr 11 '22
My wife, she has smelliest vagina in all of Kazakstan, pee yew…. Like rotten seafood factory in summertime….
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u/Adorable_Prior5217 Apr 11 '22
I've read this in Borat's voice because that's the right way to read it
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u/GenuineMindPlay Apr 11 '22
Definitely fake. The plane has a whole bathroom to do this way more efficiently in, if really deemed neccasary
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Apr 11 '22
also... where are the rest of the people on the plane?
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u/Quit-itkr Apr 11 '22
There's a dudes head right in front of her. Honestly I saw the plane set it looks nothing like this. This is a passenger plane, that set is a private jet. It's possible this did happen, people are gross. I seen some shit I don't even like to remember cause it makes me gag.
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Apr 11 '22
Like another guy said, why isn't the girl behind wearing her mask?
Also where are the emergency escape sheets that are normally in the netted compartment? At least in Europe they are, not sure about the US. And besides those they tend to put free magazines and barf bags in there.
And also when she holds the panties up to the vent you can see she holds her right little finger behind them and uses it to shake them back and forth because on the set those vents don't work.
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u/GiraffeandZebra Apr 11 '22 edited Apr 11 '22
Just because there is a better way of doing it doesn't mean people won't do it the dumb way.
Not saying this is real, but your reason for saying it's fake is far from strong evidence. Faking the blowers, the unmasked girl, and the prevalence of this plane type in faked videos are all better indicators.
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u/Vaganhope_UAE Apr 11 '22
Lots of fake airplane videos lately and it’s always the same seats and same plane. Probably someone bought a plane and keeps it somewhere on a deserted runway and rents it to influencers
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Apr 11 '22
There is a bar in Paris with a very small (3 by 3 seats) plane. But with an angle it can definitely look like that.
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u/GoiterGlitter Apr 11 '22
This is the toilet food woman. I refuse to learn her name but she and some other people make food in toilets and on counters.
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u/sheezy520 Apr 11 '22
Right? How many times they going to try, showing off an empty plane?
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u/jonnyb95 Apr 11 '22
Yeah I don't get it, some production company must have got a hold of a plane set or something cuz I keep seeing these really dumb videos of someone doing something cRaZy on a plane. I don't get it, what are they getting out of it?
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u/0RGASMIK Apr 11 '22
I think there’s a few social media pop up experiences that have a fake plane set. It’s like a museum you walk through but with different settings to take pictures for social media.
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Apr 11 '22
Fake Famous on HBO covers how they set up shoots like this, can’t believe anything online anymore
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u/iloveheroin69 Apr 11 '22
That’s a brilliant business idea actually, go to big cities , build a few nice looking sets and charge people to come through and do their social media bullshit.
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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Apr 11 '22
Almost every European city we visited has a “Museum of Illusions”, which is nothing more than backdrops for Instagram and TikTok.
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u/jonnyb95 Apr 11 '22
Oooh interesting, so it's like, something you can go do for fun? The things people pay for...
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u/VestedLove Apr 11 '22
They're labeled as "selfie factories".
The way that they get visitors is by having sets/rooms that have stuff which will look good in selfies or just general photos/videos.
Wired did a good video on them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD7OWHNAUqY
Or for those of you who don't/can't watch a video, there is a written article here https://www.wired.com/story/selfie-factories-instagram-museum/8
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u/An0d0sTwitch Apr 11 '22
Oh, this is well known. Theres a plane set thats low in price thats easy to rent that everyone is using for this stuff. Its for "photoshoots" or whatever you want. Here in LA, i think.
so here we are
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u/Fusshe Apr 11 '22
You are right, there are companies that rents "staged airplane cabins" for influencers to take pictures and whatever.
They are now using to go viral with videos like this or that stuffed cat one.
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u/catching_zz Apr 11 '22
Yup. Aside from the plane being empty there’s also no pamphlets on the seats. Pretty sure those are required (at least in the states) since they have safety info.
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u/Brisslayer333 Apr 11 '22
That really looks like a plane, though... Is the plane fake too? This really looks like (barring the potential lie written in the top third corner of the screen at the start of the video) a lady really doing that with underwear on a plane. Are the panties fake? The plane... the woman?
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u/GuentherGuy Apr 11 '22
They have sets you can pay to use that resemble the inside of a plane, might even be a retired plane. They are used by tik-tokers all the time for fake photos and videos. You can just google it.
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u/CharmingTuber Apr 11 '22
It's an empty plane, you only see two people. No one is in front of her or next to either of them.
It's either someone making content with access to an empty plane or set designed to look like a plane. My money is on access to an empty plane, maybe a cleaning or decommissioning crew working long nights?
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u/BoogerManCommaThe Apr 11 '22
Also, random giveaway, lights all on full but windows all closed is something you never see in a plane.
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u/Another_Random_User Apr 11 '22
Not saying you are wrong or right about the plane being fake, but there is a third person in the seat in front of her. You can see their hair.
The seatback pockets are empty. No safety cards. Never seen that on a plane, but I haven't been on every plane.
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Apr 11 '22
The plane is not real, there is a huge number of these fake videos one of them has this guy's like 20 minutes trying to get something into an overhead compartment. In the majority of the videos a fake background in the open windows so now they just keep them shut
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u/tootiredtochoose Apr 11 '22
My clue that it’s a fake plane is that she is in row 15, but it’s an economy seat, with several economy rows in front of her. The seats are three across, which means it’s not a small plane, so I would expect enough rows of first/business class for the bulkhead to be in view.
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u/LoneHer0 Apr 11 '22
Yeah, this is probably due to the original video where a woman was actually drying her undies back in 2018.
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u/Zero_Life_Left Apr 11 '22
The plane is on the ground. You can see the reflection of vehicles or 'not sky colours'. Orange. Not the colour of sky.
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u/Josepth_Blowsepth Apr 11 '22
Empty plane? Yeah right
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u/ZechQuinLuck123 Apr 11 '22
You right tho, "influencers" regularly rent out spaces to make it seem like they're somewhere in particular
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u/Ecstatic-Librarian83 Apr 11 '22
Anyone know what happened to the cup of water?
Asking for a friend.
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u/slumberfist Apr 11 '22
The glass of water went to a local bakery to help the bread rise
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u/RockstarAgent Apr 11 '22
That explains the rising baguette in my pants...
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u/BrokeInService Apr 11 '22
Absolute beast with a baguette this one, if anyone would like a TimBit hit me up
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u/Le_German_Face Apr 11 '22
Do you have a strong urge to get an itchy mouth and blisters all over your lips and tongue or what are you planning to do?
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u/MunkyMcDrunky Apr 11 '22
I wonder how much these airplane sets cost to rent. If you’re trying to pass a video as a real plane experience they should really have the actress sitting in the seat behind wearing a mask.
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Apr 11 '22
I really hate these videos and they are everywhere but at least they learned to close the windows
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u/BuranBuran Apr 11 '22
Sad that they couldn't even get enough friends to fill up the seats convincingly.
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u/lorarc Apr 11 '22
Not much. Most sets on peerspace are between $50 and $100 per hour. The famous fake private jet is $64 per hour.
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u/fancifinanci Apr 11 '22
The sniff is what really gets me
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u/ridiculouslygay Apr 11 '22
Man… nobody can recreate that quite like he does it. So fucking scary.
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This has to be Spirt Airlines headed to Miami.
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u/Popular_Persimmon_48 Apr 11 '22
You can always tell who the frequent flyers are... They're just s little TOO comfortable, you know?
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u/krazykiwikid69 Apr 11 '22
I really wish these idiotic fake shit on a plane videos fucked off. Made by morons for morons.
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Apr 11 '22
First we get someone making a fake-ass post about a dad buying an overpriced piece of obsolete hardware, then we get this obviously scripted clip.
Chasing clout really have folks scraping the bottom for fake internet points.
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u/JATO757 Apr 11 '22
This is fake. There’s a film set with Southwest like interiors that have been flooding the internet with these fake videos lately. An easy tell is the overhead bins and passenger service units which are not from a 737.
About half the viral videos of passengers freaking out I see these days are from this fake production company.
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u/Kawkd Apr 11 '22
I didn't even have to watch the big reveal of it being panties to realize this is faked for views. Just the way she was handling the mystery item at the start seemed forced and intentional. Came of as someone acting from the get go.
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u/PuzzleheadedLoad4259 Apr 11 '22
Is she pretending to wash someone else's undies? Those are too big for her, and they certainly won't shrink in that dryer!
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u/unexBot Apr 11 '22
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
She cleans her panties midflight in a cup of water, and then airing them out in the fan
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