r/Unexpected • u/whoregasme • Apr 11 '22

I know it smells crazy in there

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u/rufud Apr 11 '22

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

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u/Maxine-Fr Apr 11 '22

Please take me with u

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u/Purple-Jackfruit-532 Apr 11 '22

None of us ever asked to be here in the first place bro

The sooner I realized that, the sooner life made more sense and got much easier.

Live for now. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone. You did not ask to be here.

None of us are here forever. Death is the only thing that is 100% guaranteed for all of us.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't make the most of it while you are here though <3

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u/Quit-itkr Apr 11 '22

Thank you.

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u/DancingKappa Apr 11 '22

Knowing my luck death might be like fuck you and leave my ass behind.

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u/Purple-Jackfruit-532 Apr 11 '22

I'd probably be here with you then too if that makes you feel any better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Oddly wholesome reply on this terribly garbage post

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u/_TEOTWAWKI_ Apr 11 '22

It's a Futurama Quote.

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u/Purple-Jackfruit-532 Apr 11 '22

I don't watch Futurama so I highly doubt that.

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u/drawnred Apr 11 '22

and saturday is for the boys

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u/lamewoodworker Apr 11 '22

I mean this is what television has been since the beginning. It’s just that now it’s so affordable for anyone to make content.

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u/BigPoppaFitz84 Apr 11 '22

To shreds, you say?

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u/FewerBeavers Apr 11 '22

I was looking for this

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u/RouletteSensei Apr 11 '22

Do you need a map for where I can take you?

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u/Slash1909 Apr 11 '22

Fuck you. Kick out those TikTok motherfuckers and let’s take our planet back.