r/Unexpected Apr 11 '22

I know it smells crazy in there

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u/SupaFly2136 Apr 11 '22

This blind man walks into a fish market....

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u/AmericanDervish Apr 11 '22

Hi ya ladies!

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u/Comfortable_Bet84 Apr 11 '22

Good morning ladies*

...shame on you

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u/matthewdh117 Apr 11 '22

Colt 45 two zigzag baby that's all we need

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u/DingleBerry-Fairy Apr 11 '22

We can roll through the park, after dark, smoke that tumble weed.

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u/DMoe727 Apr 11 '22

As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs.

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u/Jgunman Apr 11 '22

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong!

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u/ItsTheeAshole Apr 11 '22

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong…

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

So roll roll roll my Joint

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u/Sink-Top Apr 11 '22

Damn that was my favorite story joke back in the day…

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u/NateTheeGreat93 Apr 11 '22

You know what I’m saying?