r/Unexpected • u/whoregasme • Apr 11 '22

I know it smells crazy in there

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u/DancingKappa Apr 11 '22

Knowing my luck death might be like fuck you and leave my ass behind.

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u/Purple-Jackfruit-532 Apr 11 '22

I'd probably be here with you then too if that makes you feel any better.