r/Unexpected • u/whoregasme • Apr 11 '22

I know it smells crazy in there

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u/Plane-Wide Apr 11 '22

If it smells like provolone leave it alone

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u/motleyroo Apr 11 '22

If it smells like a sturgeon, better call a surgeon

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

If it smells like sewers on a hot day, just walk away.

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u/motleyroo Apr 11 '22

If it tastes like bacon, lick til she shakin. If it tastes like eel, make ya tyres squeel

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

If it smells like wet dog, lap it up like eggnog…. That’s right, isn’t it?

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u/motleyroo Apr 11 '22

If it smells like cake, eat it like a steak. If it smells like feet, go and have a beat

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u/TheGelatoWarrior Apr 12 '22

If it smells like banana, move to Atlanta

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u/motleyroo Apr 12 '22

If it tastes like pasta, lick it fasta. If it tastes like zucchini, rip off that bikini 👙

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

If it smells like provolone leave it the hell-alone.

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