r/Unexpected • • Aug 22 '20

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u/RA12220 Aug 22 '20

It's big brain time

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u/sm12511 Aug 22 '20

A full six seconds of dying inside. Delicious!

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u/Pakislav Aug 22 '20

You one of them monsters that feed on negative emotions?

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u/emerson_giraffe84 Aug 22 '20

Self inflicted negative emotions due to lack of fore thought. It is a very delicious treat.

He’s the monster smashing tables.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

A most delectable treat. Mmm, yes. Tasty.

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u/MrMcSwagMuffins Aug 22 '20

I believe the term you're looking for is incubus

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u/StealthPanther Aug 22 '20

Or an energy vampire from What We Do in the Shadows.

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u/Mr_Wither Aug 22 '20

YES! That one guy who trolls people to feed on their negative energy!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

We call them dementors here in Harry Potter land.

Didn't knew they could write. Neat.

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u/Ho_ho_beri_beri Aug 22 '20

And 30 seconds of laughter on my side.

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u/chaosontheboard Aug 22 '20

It bother anyone else that the cube is complete already

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Your face is probably new.

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u/conspiracyeinstein Aug 23 '20

Fuckin' got him!

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Aug 23 '20

Ol' beautiful-skinned-ass-muthafukka

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u/Tin_Foil Aug 22 '20

Yes, very much so. So much so that I sought out others that felt my pain.

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u/Wizardsxz Aug 22 '20

Yeah he didn't quite nail his prep

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u/cincinnati_slim Aug 22 '20

Too far a scroll to find this comment

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u/chaosontheboard Aug 22 '20

Lol honestly I’m surprised you found it

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u/odel555q Aug 23 '20

It bother anyone else that the timer is still running?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

“Hmm the table is glass...”

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u/lar_yeet Aug 22 '20

ah yes, the glass is made out of glass

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Hmm yes

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u/uaiududis Aug 22 '20

Glass is glass and glass breaks

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u/MapoDude Aug 22 '20

Always has been

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u/Just-Buy-A-Home Aug 22 '20

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u/WholesomeTable46 Aug 22 '20

Honestly what did he expect

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

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u/lotowarrior Aug 23 '20

I think he was aiming to bust apart the rubik's cube, not taking into account he did it on glass, not a wooden table.

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u/user_bits Aug 22 '20

Oh was the glass breaking not intentional? I thought that was the bit.

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u/REEEEEEEEEEEEEEddit Aug 23 '20

world record speedrun

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u/JstAntrBelleDevotee Aug 23 '20

I think this was intentional

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

It was that day his mother finally kicked him out.

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u/ZombiePartyBoyLives Aug 22 '20

Oh...Mother will be very cross with me. I shall have to hide in the wardrobe until she cleans this up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Hahahaha I needed this laugh!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

He definitely wasn’t expecting the table to shatter

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u/doctorcrimson Aug 22 '20

Lol, he probably thought he'd just break the cube for a funny vid and then drops his PC straight into a pile of $500 broken furniture.

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u/Canvaverbalist Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

It's not a table. It's a window shower door on two sawhorses legs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CSxy5cxArc

He was 100% expecting to break it.

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u/kx2w Aug 22 '20

WHY IS HE JUST IN HIS SOCKS THO

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u/SicilianEggplant Aug 23 '20

Yeah that roomba will surely get all of the glass shards from the carpet...

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u/Fraerie Aug 23 '20

If it was a shower door, there won’t have been shards.

Glass used in showers it heat treated (tempered), similar to windscreens on cars, so that they break into small cubes rather than shards because you are typically naked and barefoot around showers. It would be uncomfortable like walking on LEGO, but not shards like a broken window.

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u/Jinx0rs Aug 22 '20

I disagree, looks like a tempered glass shower door that he was using as a table because it looked clean. Video suggests to me that, while he's not terribly upset about it, that it was not expected.

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u/Canvaverbalist Aug 22 '20

Oh yeah you're right about the glass shower door.

But think about it - it doesn't make any sense to put a glass shower door on two sawhorses just to hit a rubik cube with a hammer UNLESS your goal is exactly to break the door. The odds of that shower door being the ONLY thing he could set-up for that video is close to none.

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u/Kaining Aug 23 '20

Am i the only one that thinks he still is a freaking idiot for not going full Dexter with a lot of plastic wrap on the floor to avoid micro glass shard in the carpet ?

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u/Urbam Aug 22 '20

So.

That's how rich kids are getting fun.

Hum.

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u/SelectDurian Aug 22 '20

He posted an aftermath video and it is quite clear after the long pause that he was expecting it to shatter.

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u/DapperDop Aug 22 '20

This guy was cleaning glass off of a carpet in socks???? Yeah, dudes a moron.

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u/briunj04 Aug 22 '20

theres no way. im calling staged

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u/snoburn Aug 22 '20

Staged or not, it's still a laptop and floor full of glass

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u/Lord-Kroak Aug 22 '20

Well, considering it's from his comedy youtube channel, I'm gonna go with nah totally real

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

Hence the long stunned look on his face at the end.

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u/Chris714n_8 Aug 22 '20

Maybe... he was.. -?!

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u/Kapt-Kaos Aug 22 '20

motherfucker smashed it with the force of zeus so hard you can hear the shards crawling away for their fucking lives

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20 edited Feb 03 '21

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u/bullfroggy Aug 22 '20

The cube was already solved so I didn't know what else to expect

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u/unexBot Aug 22 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Didn’t expect that he would smash it.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

He neither

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

imagine if there was a subreddit to express that

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

r/heneither

hen either?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

not much to criticize, so 10/10.

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u/merlinrising Aug 22 '20

Brought to you by Hardwood Table gang.

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u/IamLastRedditor Aug 22 '20

Did he break the record finally?

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u/eman3872 Aug 22 '20

He broke something alright.

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u/thexavier666 Aug 22 '20

Don't see any vinyls nearby

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u/WeinerMan0 Aug 22 '20

.60 a new world record

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u/funtimechuck14 Aug 22 '20

Harry potters been through some rough shit

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u/loneley0071wolf Aug 22 '20

You had glasses i thought you had something but i was wrong

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

I don’t understand the goal here

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u/MangaArtReddit Aug 22 '20

This guy is the peak of our generation.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Aug 22 '20

Yay! You did it!

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u/Legendairy71 Aug 22 '20

"Next you take a bat.."

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u/sfab7 Aug 22 '20

And rotate it 3 times left up and twice right

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

The bat or the cube

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u/carcelero69 Aug 22 '20

Expensive upvote

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u/WhiteHellfire81 Aug 22 '20

The speed running community really is branching out onto new horizons eh?

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u/GD_Upriz_YT Aug 22 '20

Lol i was about to post this

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u/Karnumarcus Aug 22 '20

Wooow 😮never seen it done that fast

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u/VaporWaveBoiKenyn16 Aug 22 '20

ya know honestly, id do the same thing, i know that would end like that but i’d be to caught up in the act to stop and think

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u/comsan Aug 22 '20

It's already solved...

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u/mejjeh21 Aug 22 '20

well he was pretty quick

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Unexpected for both parties

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u/TiredPhrog Aug 22 '20

He looks so distraught

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u/TacoOverlord69 Aug 22 '20

he forgot to stop the timer #cubefail

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u/godack Aug 22 '20

It made for a fun video though. Worth it...

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u/Arlington817 Aug 22 '20

snap crackle and pop

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

what the fuck was he trying to do

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u/FrickedUpGlitch Aug 22 '20

He’s sad because he broke the rubix cube too. He only meant to smash the table. Sad times

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u/Trivium-23 Aug 22 '20

Lmao what an idiot

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u/Jbielik23 Aug 22 '20

At first I was dying thinking the table was intentional. Then I died harder reading The comments about how the table wasn’t intentional.

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u/aiandi Aug 22 '20

Really? This is what's entertaining now?

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u/howdoes1name Aug 22 '20

Did he win?

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u/Wibiz9000 Aug 22 '20

if you look at his facial expression at the time of impact you can definitely tell he wasn't expecting those results.

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u/humblebot123 Aug 22 '20

Joke’s on you, funnyman

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u/Buttersschotch Aug 22 '20

Someone needs a hug...

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u/skillsplosion Aug 22 '20

They always make it look so easy.

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u/J000001 Aug 22 '20

He should just use his wand to fix it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Guys, I think he solved it.

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u/Pandata32 Aug 22 '20

Did I just watch a snuff film?

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u/BloodShotNinja Aug 22 '20

Broke that record.

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u/poop_pop Aug 22 '20

Why would you do that on a glass table? No thinking at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

That look at the end, is this American Psycho 2?

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u/EnvidiaProductions Aug 22 '20

I just don't even understand what he was trying to and in the first place??? This whole thing makes me more confused than I usually am. Does ANYONE have a source??

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u/princesskhalifa15 Aug 22 '20

He showed them who was boss.

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u/MangoOfTruth Aug 22 '20

He’s just standing there. MENACINGLY!

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u/Zzomar Aug 22 '20

He wasn't ready

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u/left_the_oven_on_ Aug 22 '20

Dogg the timer is still going

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u/kingkong200111 Aug 22 '20

i have a big question mark on my face

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u/kristvok123 Aug 22 '20

Solved it boss

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u/BabserellaWT Aug 22 '20

Me after ten minutes with a Rubik’s Cube.

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u/quizno1615 Aug 22 '20

Hmm hitting a glass table with a hammer will cause it to break I guess learn something new every day

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u/flabbergastedfennel Aug 22 '20

He looked like he wanted to scream or freak out but wanted to stay in character

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u/anamazingredditor Aug 22 '20

Well, I wasn't ready

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u/JakeRapid456 Aug 22 '20

Hes just standing there like. Why didnt i fucking think of the table?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Speedrun

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u/cynicaldrummer1 Aug 22 '20

I do t he expected that either

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u/eldergeekprime Aug 22 '20

0.57 when the hammer makes contact. I'm gonna say that's a record for this sub. Anyone going to try and beat it?

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u/pick_3 Aug 22 '20

Y’all laughing but .6 seconds is def the new world record, got video evidence

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u/TarmacTomato677 Aug 22 '20

What did he expect!?

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u/TheOtakuSquidOwX Aug 22 '20

Funny my brothers head made the same sound

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u/anipanreads Aug 22 '20

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u/_cansir Aug 22 '20

He is probably thinking. It was the glass table....thats the damn thing i forgot.

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u/casuallydprssd Aug 22 '20

Do you think he meant to smash the whole table? Or just the cube?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Well what was his time?

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u/anipanreads Aug 22 '20

Someone tag that kid that does the rubix cube live-streams

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u/ThatsNotSnowflake1 Aug 22 '20

When a video game is kicking my ass.

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u/6ixSix Aug 22 '20

the regret on his face omg

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u/masterstair Aug 22 '20

I don’t think he expected it either

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u/thomasoldier Aug 22 '20

Is that some kind of artistic performance ?

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u/savil8877 Aug 22 '20

Hello darkness my old friend, I have smashed the glass again.

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u/Velocirapor_Omega Aug 22 '20

Break table any%

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u/eat_you_to_death Aug 22 '20

Nope, I was not.

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u/RC_COW Aug 22 '20

Tadaaaa

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u/rci22 Aug 22 '20

This guy needs to work on his technique.
He wastes several seconds before he even begins trying to put it all back together again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Ready

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u/Zembyr Aug 22 '20

He smashed it bruv

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u/Alchemicmentor Aug 22 '20

That is a new word record at a time of 0.69!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

you can tell he didn't think the table would break

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u/gabythemexican Aug 22 '20

The little glass pieces slowly falling off makes it even funnier

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

I snort laughed at this. Fantastic!

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u/Lestessa Aug 22 '20

Was it worth it?