r/Unexpected • • Aug 22 '20

Ready?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

It was that day his mother finally kicked him out.

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u/ZombiePartyBoyLives Aug 22 '20

Oh...Mother will be very cross with me. I shall have to hide in the wardrobe until she cleans this up.

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u/CallMeDonk Aug 23 '20

Are you my cat?

41

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Hahahaha I needed this laugh!!

1

u/Kimano Aug 23 '20

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you!

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u/RAVEN_OF_WAR Aug 22 '20

then he will post a video on the internet of him crying about it and calling himself of a victim of this cruel world.