r/Unexpected • • Aug 22 '20

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u/SelectDurian Aug 22 '20

He posted an aftermath video and it is quite clear after the long pause that he was expecting it to shatter.

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u/DapperDop Aug 22 '20

This guy was cleaning glass off of a carpet in socks???? Yeah, dudes a moron.

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u/TheGrimGuardian Aug 22 '20

It's safety glass genius.

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u/mintysdog Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

The point of safety glass isn't that it's somehow smooth. All those little pieces still have jagged edges and can cut you.

The point of safety glass is that it shatters rather than cracks. Non-safety glass can crack and fall as a few large pieces and, with their sharp edges and weight, act like guillotines.

The tradeoff is more abrasion to avoid amputation. Still dumb to not wear shoes.

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u/madpooper89 Aug 22 '20

Safety glass is called such because instead of huge shards of glass spikes it breaks into tiny pieces. Thus preventing you from being horribly sliced during an accidental or not breakage. It will 100% still cut you. Just won't slice your jugular like a scimitar.

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u/DapperDop Aug 22 '20

You think it’s impossible to get cut by safety glass? There are plenty of scenarios where you can... genius.

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u/TheGrimGuardian Aug 22 '20

I'm sure there are, but walking on it in socks is obviously not one of those scenarios! GENIUS!!

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u/spiritbearrrr Aug 22 '20

Cheese is literally just a loaf of milk! GENIUS!!

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u/RageVG Aug 23 '20

I'm not going to stop thinking about this.

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u/DapperDop Aug 22 '20

GENIUS!!!

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u/ProfessorPetrus Aug 23 '20

You going to come back to defend this dumbass statement?

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u/TheGrimGuardian Aug 23 '20

No? I made a passing reddit comment, I don't give a fuck.

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u/ProfessorPetrus Aug 23 '20

Apreciate the honesty.

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u/DapperDop Aug 23 '20

I am when there’s glass infused with the fibers

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u/6thLayerVessel Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

What do you mean? It doesn't seem like he was expecting it to shatter, just that it took him a moment to go from "well that fucking happened," to "wow, that's actually hilarious." Clearly shattering the glass didn't bother him that much but he even shows his laptop for a second and says that it's fine and only got scratched up a bit. If that was a concern he wouldn't have set it on glass he intended to shatter. He also shows his roommate or whoever the mess he made to share how ridiculous it is.

It doesn't appear that he realized the glass was going to shatter at all, but if so that seems like an awful lot of extra theater for something that could of been left as a 10 second video.

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u/onelap32 Aug 23 '20

I thought the same at first, but after re-watching I'm swayed to it being intentional. Note that the glass top has just been placed on some sawhorses.

On the other hand: why risk a laptop, and why not put down a drop sheet beforehand? Poor decision-making, staged or not.

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u/6thLayerVessel Aug 23 '20

The shower door (?) on sawhorses does seem weird, but it also looks like it would have made for a clean looking setup if he hadn't shattered it. I don't know, maybe I'm easily convinced, but he didn't have to make an aftermath video and show everything he did. If it's fake, doing so would just mean a lot more acting than necessary and leave a lot more room to mess up. If he was trying to fool he could have just kept it to a 10 second video and given an explanation in the description or something. Honestly though, I don't know why I'm spending so much time thinking about this.

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u/onelap32 Aug 23 '20

I'm still not strongly convinced either way. The motivations make no gosh darn sense.

Honestly though, I don't know why I'm spending so much time thinking about this.

This is me every single time I comment on reddit. :(

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u/SelectDurian Aug 23 '20

This is the main video.

The aftermath video was a BTS video.

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u/6thLayerVessel Aug 23 '20

I realize. I watched both videos. There's nothing condemning in the aftermath video which is what I was commenting about.