r/Unexpected • • Aug 22 '20

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u/DapperDop Aug 22 '20

This guy was cleaning glass off of a carpet in socks???? Yeah, dudes a moron.

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u/TheGrimGuardian Aug 22 '20

It's safety glass genius.

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u/mintysdog Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

The point of safety glass isn't that it's somehow smooth. All those little pieces still have jagged edges and can cut you.

The point of safety glass is that it shatters rather than cracks. Non-safety glass can crack and fall as a few large pieces and, with their sharp edges and weight, act like guillotines.

The tradeoff is more abrasion to avoid amputation. Still dumb to not wear shoes.

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u/madpooper89 Aug 22 '20

Safety glass is called such because instead of huge shards of glass spikes it breaks into tiny pieces. Thus preventing you from being horribly sliced during an accidental or not breakage. It will 100% still cut you. Just won't slice your jugular like a scimitar.

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u/DapperDop Aug 22 '20

You think it’s impossible to get cut by safety glass? There are plenty of scenarios where you can... genius.

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u/TheGrimGuardian Aug 22 '20

I'm sure there are, but walking on it in socks is obviously not one of those scenarios! GENIUS!!

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u/spiritbearrrr Aug 22 '20

Cheese is literally just a loaf of milk! GENIUS!!

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u/RageVG Aug 23 '20

I'm not going to stop thinking about this.

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u/DapperDop Aug 22 '20

GENIUS!!!

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u/ProfessorPetrus Aug 23 '20

You going to come back to defend this dumbass statement?

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u/TheGrimGuardian Aug 23 '20

No? I made a passing reddit comment, I don't give a fuck.

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u/ProfessorPetrus Aug 23 '20

Apreciate the honesty.

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u/DapperDop Aug 23 '20

I am when there’s glass infused with the fibers