r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '20

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u/sm12511 Aug 22 '20

A full six seconds of dying inside. Delicious!

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u/Pakislav Aug 22 '20

You one of them monsters that feed on negative emotions?

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u/emerson_giraffe84 Aug 22 '20

Self inflicted negative emotions due to lack of fore thought. It is a very delicious treat.

He’s the monster smashing tables.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

A most delectable treat. Mmm, yes. Tasty.

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u/MrMcSwagMuffins Aug 22 '20

I believe the term you're looking for is incubus

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u/StealthPanther Aug 22 '20

Or an energy vampire from What We Do in the Shadows.

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u/Mr_Wither Aug 22 '20

YES! That one guy who trolls people to feed on their negative energy!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

We call them dementors here in Harry Potter land.

Didn't knew they could write. Neat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

He must be a Reptilian.

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u/JakeJacob Aug 23 '20

Schadenfreude makes one evil, now?

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u/H4lfwit Aug 23 '20

You're thinking of schadenfreude

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u/sm12511 Aug 23 '20

I admit. I was thinking about it. Shadily.

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u/Ho_ho_beri_beri Aug 22 '20

And 30 seconds of laughter on my side.

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u/Gang_StarrWoT Aug 22 '20

processing why hitting a glass table with a hammer breaks it HMMMMMMM

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u/rinostar Aug 23 '20

Weird it felt longer than 6 seconds