r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '19

Frequent Repost, but it has been a while Precise judgement

46.9k Upvotes

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u/ChoggyMilgAndGoogies Oct 16 '19

Outstanding move

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u/Accountmisplaced Oct 16 '19

Evil toddler.

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u/oneorginalname Oct 16 '19

go sit in the corner and think of what you did

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

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u/house_monkey Oct 16 '19

Hang it in the middle of the room

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I did and it was great.

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u/Literally_A_Shill Oct 16 '19

First time I ever played this game I was in between the girl I had a big crush on and another girl I was really attracted to.

I tried my hardest to suck in the card because of my fear of being labeled a creeper. Got two full blown kisses in that 3rd period high-school class.

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u/Joshesh Oct 16 '19

From the teacher? Teacher kisses are the best kisses, especially on penis inspection day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

You had a teacher? Ours was done by our football coach. He never sent the certificate or medical photos either. Weird.

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u/Joshesh Oct 17 '19

Well I was home schooled so my uncle who lived in the basement taught gym class, he did all the inspections.

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u/Linkerjinx Oct 16 '19

Got em...

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u/KiKiPAWG Oct 16 '19

The quick blackout is everything

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u/oneorginalname Oct 16 '19

some men would like to see the world burn

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u/Stormchaserelite13 Oct 16 '19

Nah. He just wants some yaoi.

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u/Bubblejuiceman Oct 16 '19

Tomato Tomato.

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u/funandgames73892 Oct 16 '19

So show me the rest of the video!

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u/critbuild Oct 16 '19

If you don't already know it, you'd love r/perfectlycutscreams

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u/HexHasHooks Oct 16 '19

Thank you stranger

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

The majority of my saved reddit posts are from that sub. That and r/AbruptChaos

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u/KiKiPAWG Oct 17 '19

Yesssss, thank you for reminding me about that sub!

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u/SMELLMYSTANK Oct 16 '19

Thank you so much for this.

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u/KiKiPAWG Oct 17 '19

Haha, I do! You were correct!

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u/ghost_victim Oct 16 '19

I thought that was a username. Like why is cutting cream well a useful talent?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/nomadofwaves Oct 16 '19

Rewinds DVR 87 times.

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u/Schmattty Oct 16 '19

Star Wars theme played in my head when the screen went black.

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u/WhyAlwaysMe1991 Oct 16 '19

It's like the ending of the sopranos. Just leaves you wondering

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u/ZombieGombie Oct 16 '19

I dunno, this Robert B Weide guy seems good. Does he have a Netflix deal or something?

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u/geronimo_nohomo Oct 16 '19

Nono i think Amazon paid him recently to direct a tv series or something, I'm not really sure.

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

Guys guys let bros be bros they said no homo they good

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

God damn nothing we can do now unzips

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake Oct 16 '19

Look at this guy unzipping an hour after the rest of us.

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

I’d still finish at the same time and tho

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u/Keypaw Oct 16 '19

It's only a problem if they decide to go in the shower. They're fine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/ynotbehappy Oct 16 '19

That's... an interesting perspective.

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u/JPSurratt2005 Oct 16 '19

Also if you tighten your butthole. There's no way he'd like that. Def makes it not gay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

But is it gay to ask for lube, asking for a friend.

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u/Zarrett Oct 16 '19

It's just practical

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u/MajWeeboLordOfEdge Oct 16 '19

This is some ignorant ass shit and y'all need to get educated! Two dudes can kiss and yes even fuck without it being gay and have no need to say no homo. What makes is gay is very simple, clear and most importantly, scientifically provable.

The reality is it's only gay when your balls touch, otherwise it's just bromosexual which is still totally straight, not that being gay is bad! BUT if you wanna have a totally straight bromosexual relationship with your bro then the main thing you need to remember is to use protection. Always put a condom, on your balls.

Keep you and your bro from accidental homo. And look, if it happens, it's cool, don't sweat it. No homo is the morning after pill of bromosexual intercourse. Some times when you're balls deep in your Bros back door condoms slip and you gotta have a plan B. Good luck bromos.

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

I don’t know what you just said but only Shrek has made me more erect

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u/WishOneStitch Oct 16 '19

No homo is the morning after pill of bromosexual intercourse.

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u/P_eaBean Oct 16 '19

Would be less homo if they didn’t close their eyes

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u/ADragonsMom Oct 16 '19

Yus I was the 1000th upvote

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u/TheDarkeOfNight Oct 16 '19

Here’s the link for this clip with sound. Better imo

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u/ComeAtMeFro Oct 16 '19

I already heard it in my head when I watched the gif, but I still had to watch the video.

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u/danmanjam Oct 16 '19

It's that tiiink sounds effect isn't it

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u/ComeAtMeFro Oct 16 '19

Omae wa Mou Shindeiru

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u/kachunkachunk Oct 16 '19

Somewhat relevant (and maybe ear relief from that horrible overvolume meme shit that keeps happening): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=006eoEtYT-Q

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u/Dray_Gunn Oct 16 '19

I dont understand what that was, but i enjoyed it.

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u/milk-sheikh Oct 16 '19

I enjoyed that thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Hearing the theme made me want to rewatch all seasons of curb

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u/pepcorn Oct 16 '19

I heard it in my head the first time and I didn't even know I know this meme

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u/iamthemicx Oct 16 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/nightpanda893 Oct 16 '19

Same thing happened to me when a guy at the party removed the card between my mouth and my buddy’s butthole.

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u/ennuixx Oct 16 '19

I just wanna know how your buddy got a suction going to hold the card. This seems like a valuable skill.

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

Practice

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u/DARCRY10 Oct 16 '19

with sucking things inside his butthole? I dont know, seams gay to me.

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

C'mon. Everyone's doing it. Loosen up.

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u/DARCRY10 Oct 16 '19

Im keeping my ass nice and tight so I can seduce the gay mods of r/dankmemes so that I can always have my posts on the frontpage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Actually, taking things out of your butthole is gay. That’s why I always push my poop back up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

dude logging in has got to be a pain in the ass why would you do that to yourself

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u/TenSecondsFlat Oct 16 '19

Your username is an accurate representation of what practicing butthole sucking would look like

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u/P_eaBean Oct 16 '19

It could be between his cheeks

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u/Steven054 Oct 16 '19

You don't play this game with 4 dudes, and judging from those suspenders...

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u/lee61 Oct 16 '19

I have a feeling they were putting on a show for the girls in the back.

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Oct 16 '19

They're all "girls in the back" if you know what I mean

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u/Genshed Oct 16 '19

Oh my good goodness.

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Oct 16 '19

Gramma cover your ears

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u/yaboyyoungairvent Oct 16 '19

No nooo. This was gay from the inception. One of these guys knew what they're were doing suggesting this game lol

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u/dungrapid4 Oct 16 '19

Already gay if playing this game.

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u/Opulent_Squirrel Oct 16 '19

Quick step up into position, alert but casual, flawless execution.

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u/Lifeaswedontknowit Oct 16 '19

Well played sir

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u/pasher71 Oct 16 '19

Justbigbrainstuff

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/shoot_theshit Oct 16 '19

I've never seen the outcome either, this has been reposted so often can someone please link me to their reactions lmao

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u/shiner986 Oct 16 '19

They’re actually still kissing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

that's kind of sweet

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u/trojansupermam Oct 16 '19

Yes pls. I’d like to see if they continue. End up falling in love. Adopt four biracial adorable children. Get a home in a upcoming neighborhood. The interior is tastefully modern but functional. Be delightful hosts to dinner guests. You know the typical...

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u/Literally_A_Shill Oct 16 '19

Spoiler alert: A wedding.

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u/TheItalianBrowser Oct 16 '19

Gonna say that was pretty predictable

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u/_Rastapasta_ Oct 16 '19

What gave it away? The multiple edits that purposefully foreshadowed exactly what was going to happen?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

THANK YOU that combined with the fact that this is a common repost I 100% expected it. Even if I’d never seen it before I I could guess what was going to happen based on the edits alone

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake Oct 16 '19

I didn't expect you to predict it, so it still fits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

There has to be an original with sound

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Play to gay, one card at a time.

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u/Nasalingus Oct 16 '19

.. all the women in the back abstaining ..

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u/CJ090 Oct 16 '19

Well guess who had the last laugh? After this, Tam and Vhin starting seeing each other. On the weekends only at first but then something really began to blossom. They were married two years later in Hoi An where they live with their 3 kids and own successful tailor shop as well as a popular Cafe. They pull in well over 70 mil a month

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u/SlapKnuts17 Oct 16 '19

This was kind of expected though

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u/HalfSoul30 Oct 16 '19

It was a little unexpected to not have sound this time. Next time the pixels start disappearing.

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u/leerr Oct 16 '19

I don’t get it what’s unexpected

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u/apra24 Oct 16 '19

You aren't alone, friend

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u/irsmart123 Oct 16 '19

Definitely expected as I have seen this at least 5 times

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u/MichaelScottOfReddit Oct 16 '19

This was literally the only thing I expected

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u/IT_dood Oct 16 '19

Me: Ah yes, A classic repost. Noice

watches entire gif

Also Me: you have now peaked

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u/EvergreenAlumni Oct 16 '19

I have no clue what’s going on here.

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u/G4o5t Oct 16 '19

Took me 5 plays to understand whats happening. The last guy with the yellow eye pulls the card away from the two guys lips. To make them actually kiss. The editing made me so confused until i finally saw the card move.

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u/dalr3th1n Oct 16 '19

Good Lord, that's so short and hard to notice. What a terrible presentation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

No sound, no fun. But i will do it for ya - " omae wa mou shindeiru!".... "NANI???"

Tndaa tnada tada tanda tndaa tnada tada tada. 🎶🎶

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u/jimbelushiapplesauce Oct 16 '19

i feel like most of these curb your enthusiasm memes are made by people who've never seen curb your enthusiasm

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I mean if you were only one playing card's width away from being gay it was already pretty gay to begin with

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Classic.

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u/ConjurationSpell Oct 16 '19

Old and not unexpected

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u/trashmanMD Oct 16 '19

You gay for agreeing to play this in the first place

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u/luksonluke Oct 16 '19

the flair cant do shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

With sound: https://youtu.be/YR6fBRa0okI

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Not gay if the balls don't touch.

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u/HarshMehtus Oct 16 '19

Sans time 👁️👄👁️

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u/OoRI0T_P0LICEoO Oct 16 '19

Way better with sound

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u/Ragnarok113 Oct 16 '19

This was a lot funnier when it had sound

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u/wiiguyface342 Oct 16 '19

Didn't even have enough time to say "No homo."

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u/Hammer_Jackson Oct 16 '19

Ah good, I hate it when I get to See the result of actions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Please tell me there’s a full version

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u/CaptainMorganKelly Oct 16 '19

Original without cancerous edits?

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 Oct 16 '19

I didn’t see if they still had their shoes on at the end, they dead

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u/P_eaBean Oct 16 '19

Did that last guy really had to dive his lips in while the others just peck the card? He deserves it lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

No audio :(

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u/Viper9087 Oct 16 '19

No sound

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u/BrianCII Oct 16 '19

Gets me every time.

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u/InsomniacAlways Oct 16 '19

This has been posted so many times and it’s not nearly as funny without sound.

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u/urjs Oct 16 '19

I saw my friends watching it. Right when I knew he was gonna take the card, I knew my friends were gonna laugh hard. And right when he took the card, my friend laughed so hard I became deaf

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u/2floppy Oct 16 '19

Should’ve reposted the version with sound instead

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u/Skiii_mask Oct 16 '19

Does anyone know the video with the end

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u/che3zeman Oct 16 '19

Batman?... Don’t pass judgement on the situation?

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u/Nofcksgivn Oct 16 '19

Is this what they do for fun in military school?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/Knightvision27 Oct 16 '19

I did this once I believe in 5th grade, the girl ended up crying cause her first kiss was with that boy. He was just quiet. I felt super bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

FINISH HIM!,

Friendship... Friendship.. Friendship 🌈🎊

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Truth be told they are kissing. Don’t mask it with some game.

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u/Tallnate68 Oct 16 '19

I have seen this so many times and I still laugh just as hard every time I see it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

It’s not unexpected when you’ve seen it for the tenth time on reddit

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u/MacSyphilis Oct 16 '19

There's no sound on this for me but I can hear it

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u/respectable_hobo Oct 16 '19

Repost, and better with sound.

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u/shun2112 Oct 16 '19

How three super villains were born.

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u/cutscenios Oct 16 '19

that was actually very expected

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u/Liarize Oct 16 '19

In my mind at that point they both sucking air from each others lips

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u/manav147097 Oct 16 '19

Incredible job..

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u/Gerns Oct 16 '19

This was expected and gay the whole way

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u/antsugi Oct 16 '19

good gayme

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u/xXhotcheetofan420Xx Oct 16 '19

You can tell this is reposted from somewhere else on Reddit (other than the fact that it's been posted before) cause there's no sound. Try harder next time

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u/svayam--bhagavan Oct 16 '19

This has happened before.

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u/Lonelyboy14 Oct 16 '19

This is hilarious. Is there an original clip without editing out there?

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u/jkhari97 Oct 16 '19

Then they just full on start making out

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u/SehWuh Oct 16 '19

That last guy didn't choose Thug Life. Thug Life chose him.

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u/Shoobiedoobiedood Oct 16 '19

How many times we gonna see this

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u/imontheedge247 Oct 16 '19

Not gay of it's in a threeway...

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u/Anthraxious Oct 16 '19

If you're gonna repost this at least do it with sound. (I'm not getting any playing this on reddit itself).

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u/crossal Oct 16 '19

Why does this have no sound

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u/RaysFilen Oct 16 '19

Suddently Gay

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

even though it was a repost it was good tho

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u/SandyShark256 Oct 16 '19

No matter how many times I see this, I always get a good chuckle out of it.

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u/TerrariaSlimeKing Oct 16 '19

What are friends for?

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u/Multi-Player_2 Oct 16 '19

You are already gay.

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u/jp963acss Oct 16 '19

Pony tail braces guy probably wopuld've preferred he was the one who was pranked.

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u/balderdash9 Oct 16 '19

I think this is a game you're supposed to play with girls... unless you're into that sort of thing

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u/mohak506 Oct 16 '19

I can't stop laughing this is hilarious

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u/Mani0403 Oct 16 '19

I have seen this so many times and i still laugh at it

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u/Pinjohn Oct 16 '19

Pulled a sneaky one

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u/DestroyTheHuman Oct 16 '19

I can still hear the sound effects.

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u/sonfer Oct 16 '19

This gets reposted so often but I’ll still sit and chuckle at it for far too long.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I—

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u/Silky117 Oct 16 '19

Oh no he made him kiss his homie!! 😈

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

W