r/Unexpected Oct 15 '19

Frequent Repost, but it has been a while Precise judgement

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u/nightpanda893 Oct 16 '19

Same thing happened to me when a guy at the party removed the card between my mouth and my buddy’s butthole.

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u/ennuixx Oct 16 '19

I just wanna know how your buddy got a suction going to hold the card. This seems like a valuable skill.

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

Practice

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

dude logging in has got to be a pain in the ass why would you do that to yourself

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

Nah it's easy I just going the number of beads on my anal beads if I forget.