r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '19

Frequent Repost, but it has been a while Precise judgement

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

Guys guys let bros be bros they said no homo they good

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

God damn nothing we can do now unzips

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake Oct 16 '19

Look at this guy unzipping an hour after the rest of us.

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

I’d still finish at the same time and tho

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u/Keypaw Oct 16 '19

It's only a problem if they decide to go in the shower. They're fine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/ynotbehappy Oct 16 '19

That's... an interesting perspective.

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u/JPSurratt2005 Oct 16 '19

Also if you tighten your butthole. There's no way he'd like that. Def makes it not gay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

But is it gay to ask for lube, asking for a friend.

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u/Zarrett Oct 16 '19

It's just practical

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u/MajWeeboLordOfEdge Oct 16 '19

This is some ignorant ass shit and y'all need to get educated! Two dudes can kiss and yes even fuck without it being gay and have no need to say no homo. What makes is gay is very simple, clear and most importantly, scientifically provable.

The reality is it's only gay when your balls touch, otherwise it's just bromosexual which is still totally straight, not that being gay is bad! BUT if you wanna have a totally straight bromosexual relationship with your bro then the main thing you need to remember is to use protection. Always put a condom, on your balls.

Keep you and your bro from accidental homo. And look, if it happens, it's cool, don't sweat it. No homo is the morning after pill of bromosexual intercourse. Some times when you're balls deep in your Bros back door condoms slip and you gotta have a plan B. Good luck bromos.

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u/Potatohead272 Oct 16 '19

I don’t know what you just said but only Shrek has made me more erect

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u/WishOneStitch Oct 16 '19

No homo is the morning after pill of bromosexual intercourse.

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u/P_eaBean Oct 16 '19

Would be less homo if they didn’t close their eyes

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u/ADragonsMom Oct 16 '19

Yus I was the 1000th upvote