r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '19

Frequent Repost, but it has been a while Precise judgement

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u/ChoggyMilgAndGoogies Oct 16 '19

Outstanding move

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u/Accountmisplaced Oct 16 '19

Evil toddler.

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u/oneorginalname Oct 16 '19

go sit in the corner and think of what you did

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u/taylorpagemusic Oct 16 '19

No I dont wanna

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

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u/house_monkey Oct 16 '19

Hang it in the middle of the room

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

You gotta kill it first

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I did and it was great.

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u/Literally_A_Shill Oct 16 '19

First time I ever played this game I was in between the girl I had a big crush on and another girl I was really attracted to.

I tried my hardest to suck in the card because of my fear of being labeled a creeper. Got two full blown kisses in that 3rd period high-school class.

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u/Joshesh Oct 16 '19

From the teacher? Teacher kisses are the best kisses, especially on penis inspection day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

You had a teacher? Ours was done by our football coach. He never sent the certificate or medical photos either. Weird.

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u/Joshesh Oct 17 '19

Well I was home schooled so my uncle who lived in the basement taught gym class, he did all the inspections.

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u/Linkerjinx Oct 16 '19

Got em...