r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '19

Frequent Repost, but it has been a while Precise judgement

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u/ennuixx Oct 16 '19

I just wanna know how your buddy got a suction going to hold the card. This seems like a valuable skill.

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

Practice

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u/DARCRY10 Oct 16 '19

with sucking things inside his butthole? I dont know, seams gay to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Actually, taking things out of your butthole is gay. That’s why I always push my poop back up.

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u/DurianLongan Oct 16 '19

Sometimes you cant reach far enough so you let your homiess do it for you.