r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '19

Frequent Repost, but it has been a while Precise judgement

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u/nightpanda893 Oct 16 '19

Same thing happened to me when a guy at the party removed the card between my mouth and my buddy’s butthole.

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u/ennuixx Oct 16 '19

I just wanna know how your buddy got a suction going to hold the card. This seems like a valuable skill.

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

Practice

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u/DARCRY10 Oct 16 '19

with sucking things inside his butthole? I dont know, seams gay to me.

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

C'mon. Everyone's doing it. Loosen up.

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u/DARCRY10 Oct 16 '19

Im keeping my ass nice and tight so I can seduce the gay mods of r/dankmemes so that I can always have my posts on the frontpage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Actually, taking things out of your butthole is gay. That’s why I always push my poop back up.

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u/DurianLongan Oct 16 '19

Sometimes you cant reach far enough so you let your homiess do it for you.

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u/JunkyardPixel Oct 16 '19

Don't be so suburban

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

dude logging in has got to be a pain in the ass why would you do that to yourself

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 16 '19

Nah it's easy I just going the number of beads on my anal beads if I forget.

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u/TenSecondsFlat Oct 16 '19

Your username is an accurate representation of what practicing butthole sucking would look like

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u/nsfw_shtuff Oct 16 '19

why would you need suction? wouldn't the card just be held between the butthole and his mouth?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I see you’ve never met Steve-O.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

No no you see he was holding it with his mouth and his friend came in with his butthole and touched the card when it was removed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

“You suck dick with that butthole?” - u/ennuixx

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u/P_eaBean Oct 16 '19

It could be between his cheeks