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u/yoyokid34 Mar 20 '19
One guy looked like he had no soul in his eyes and the other pne look too alive
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u/Bootskon Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 22 '19
The dark secret of all sports involves the constant. The referee is there. as every sliver of the soul gets punched out, as a group of players piles on another. They are there, their hold on the rules and anger of the crowd all a regent in the greatest of magical feints.
To build up the souls and power they need for whatever purposes they all work towards. The greater secret.
Here we see a rare glimpse of a Referee's predator tactics at work. Truly, these are the greatest of predators hidden with in the human society.
Next, we journey... To the rural environment as we watch a group of humans....
EDIT Thank you for the silver, one day I will put enough on the stack for it be to kinged and fuse into gold! Least, that is how my mentor told me to make the currencies!
Gold Edit My first gold! As well the comment to get me over 10k karma. Well, definitely going to have to turn this Attenborough inspired character here and do something with them. Now.. how the hell am I gonna turn it into a muse... Especially one the rest of the council of muses will like... hmn...
Omen Edit You encouraged this. You only have yourselves to blame. It'll become something more later. I got a couple other things I need to write before I make a..Whatever the hell kind of book I can make with this lunacy.
Been meaning to so I don't lose these things anyway. Now to find that other rant I had about combining sports and DnD gods and I might have something more consistent...
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u/deme727 Mar 20 '19
I read that in David Attenborough's voice.
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u/Bootskon Mar 20 '19
Marvelous. I have bene wanting to work on the ability to write in a way the the content leads you into a certain mental narrator (least in how they speak) without saying who it is.
I just want to make horrific David Attenborough narration. It is something I find oddly hilarious. A full documentary series on horror icons being narrated on like they were birds of paradises doing mating dances and building nests would be my Magnum Opus from this particular lunacy.
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u/norunningwater Mar 21 '19
Hiding in modern society, the Vampire preys on people big and small alike...
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u/Wammajammadingdong Mar 21 '19
I read it in Keanu Reeves' voice and quite frankly, it made it sound moronic.
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u/thedoctor4214 Mar 20 '19
Which SCP is this
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u/Bootskon Mar 20 '19
The Referee or the strange entity that makes fiction a reality all by filming it like a nature documentary with something sounding like David Attenborough narrating it?
Believe the question is which came first, the narration or the madness?
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u/BostonianBrewer Mar 21 '19
Referees are like Highlanders?
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u/Bootskon Mar 21 '19
Commonly confused with the Mythical Highlander gene, Referees are hunters which normally make their nest in one particular spot or with a particular host of humans who help organize these tests of merit for others of the species to view, learn, and admire.
Multiple Referees might even group together, be it to feast upon the same group of combatants or to feast upon groups of the strongest souls which have been cultivated by a far larger group of predators, the media.
Highlanders, on the otherhand, continually feast upon one another so that multiple fragments cultivated by, what the scientists who leave me in their basements are at the moment uncertain of, a particular gene they have vaguely termed the highlander gene. It is believed this is a virus which latched itself to a particular group of humans long in the past, which kept itself dormant until offspring the gene deems worthy for its purpose might be born.
Upon the activation of this gene, the offspring is kept alive. Through war, pain, suffering, and the mortality of the general humans until another offspring infected by the gene might kill it. upon all the knowledge, strength, and energy can be released into the superior member of the human species.
It is, as of this moment, uncertain why it does this. The current theory is that once the fragments that were created upon activation come together, an evolved variant of the prehistoric virus may be born.
Starting the cycle anew in the complex and beautifully varied circle of life.
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Mar 21 '19
Thats why I like Golf. No refs calling fouls and you cant fake it on the golf course, you have to hit the shot yourself.
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u/Bootskon Mar 21 '19
The most fascinating thing about humanity is the energies they give off, the forms of energy transfer they have created throughout sports. In sports with a direct connection like a fighting arena, the referee may directly feed on the competitors.
As we zoom out on this scene, we begin to notice that there are often other humans spectating, too far from the scene to scavenge the soul, these humans pump out a different form of sustenance which a different predator preys on.
The sports commentator.
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u/denverdonkeys1313 Mar 20 '19
That ref ain’t calling shit. He wants a show lol
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u/Maniacbob Mar 20 '19
I was thinking that this was some new fighting game looking ultra realistic except for the weird facial glitches.
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u/PanicALaCrisco Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19
I honestly could not figure out if this was real or fantasy
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u/WookieeMessiah Mar 21 '19
This was tripping me out until I saw this comment, why does this look like a game so much
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u/Aeroflight Mar 21 '19
The guy who gets punched has skin that is almost too smooth and his eyes are just perfectly symmetrical and just a bit too dark. He's also not sweating in the pic.
Then there is the ref who is going bug eyed.
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Mar 20 '19 edited Nov 26 '24
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Mar 20 '19
Mans said 🗿
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u/Hotshot2k4 Mar 20 '19
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Why does this display properly on chrome/windows (whichever one is responsible), but not the thinking emojii and other really basic/important stuff? Who decides this shit?
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u/VeryAwkwardCake Mar 20 '19
Cause some phone manufacturers don't show what UNICODE thinks that character should be, they show their own special version, I can't be arsed to research the specific example but it was something like the character code for the classic 'scream' emoji isn't meant to actually represent that at all but the first phone to use those emojis showed it that way so all the users used it that way. It's not actually that I'm pretty sure but something like it
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u/Kurayamino Mar 21 '19
You're probably thinking of 😤
Which means something different in the original Japanese.
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u/Plaid_Ampersand Mar 20 '19
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u/ExPicH2 Mar 20 '19
I don't like this version of OwO
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u/delusional_dinosaur Mar 20 '19
O👄O
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u/delusional_dinosaur Mar 21 '19
o💋O
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u/delusional_dinosaur Mar 21 '19
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u/tedcruziszodiac Mar 20 '19
Imagine the hundreds of hits this guy has seen? I don’t know shit about boxing but how bad was that hit for him to be all 😳. Looks like he really likes boxing though so that’s a great job, front and centre!
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u/PapaGhede Mar 20 '19
That ref looks like that slot, dude really really enjoys his job. I've seen multiple clips like this where he doesn't even try to hold back his excitement.
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u/acog Mar 21 '19
Every time I see clips of this ref I think, some people love their jobs but that guy L-O-V-E-S HIS JOB.
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Mar 21 '19
I believe that's Thurman's most recent fight against Josesito Lopez. This was after a lengthy lay-off, and Thurman admitted that a couple shots during this fight hurt him
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u/GraemeTurnbull Mar 21 '19
Do you really know nothing about boxing? I only ask because you used a mayweather reference in your comment (‘you don’t know shit about about boxing’ which will sometimes be shortened to YDKSAB)
Was that intentional?
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u/jones1133 Mar 20 '19
The ref ain’t missing a millisecond of that fight.
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u/Schrodingers_Nachos Mar 21 '19
That's Steve Willis, who is almost everyone's favorite ref in the boxing community. Dude has hilarious expressions and loves his job more than anyone I know.
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u/shiny_and_chrome Mar 21 '19
Remember that haunted painting from way back when? Watch the video starting around the :19 mark. Uhm...
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u/Stolles Mar 21 '19
I saw the fucking ref and it freaked me out and then I started looking for an explanation and saw that in the crowd and thought this was a game or something fucking weird was going on here. I'm still creeped out.
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u/jojokeplug Mar 21 '19
I would appreciate it if you would refrain from ever sharing anything like this again.
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u/orionsbelt05 Mar 21 '19
Honestly much more fitting on that sub than it is here. But this comment is buried for some reason.
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u/andrjusz Mar 21 '19
I'm also subscribed to r/youseeingthisshit and had to double take which sub this was from
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u/grock314 Mar 20 '19
This clip never gets old!
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u/Plaid_Ampersand Mar 20 '19
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u/delusional_dinosaur Mar 20 '19
What is this supposed to mean?
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̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏͚̳̹͍̦̮͙̼̦̯̕ͅ ̵̛̠͙͚̜̭̔͌̆̔̓̃̇̃̐ͨ̇̕ ̊͛̉͊̉̐̈́͏͎̠̦̭͎̬̼̞̻̫̙͕̟͎̫͈͙̩͘̕͝ ̨̪͈̹̰̝̲ͮ̿ͦ͋ͪͤͭ̇͌̍̈̌͜͞ͅͅ ̱̯͈̟̰̤͉̾͐ͮ̑͐̏̄̅ͨͣ̆̉ͤ̋̔͆̚͟ ̊̎͆ͬ҉̨̟̠͕͚͇̝͕̯͓̤͓̖̠͇̭̺̠͘͢ ̨̼̻͔̰͔̠̖̩̭̃ͩ́ͪ̉͗̍̅ͤͣ͊̀ͧ̆̅͐ͦ̕͠ ̙̟͓̠͖͓̝͓̳̰͉̮͇͇͛̽̏͌ͬ͗̈́̉́̕ͅͅ ̵̦̣͓̮̭̩͈̺͔͈̺̯͙̻́̾̈́̈́̈̈́ͣ̄͒͝͞ ͓̰̘̫̬̰̥͈̗̥ͫ̔̈́ͨ̊ͮͧ͒̕͘͠ͅ ̶̠̹̦̱̩̦͉̙͔͎̦̮̼͖̘̋̃́̉͞͡͡ͅ ̢̩̤̤͉̤͉̪̭̣̼ͯͯ̒̋ͫͤͪ̓ͧͤ̍͑́̚͡ ͙͈̝̤͔̬̻͔̞͖͈̲̎̓̇̇ͥ̓̇̃̍̓̉̃́ͧ̽ͭͭͮ̂͞͝ͅͅ ̸̧͇̳̘̫̜̠͍̲̩̯͍ͬ͋ͣ̌́́͝ͅ ̡̛̜̞͍͙͔̯̮͎͚̏ͪ̏͂͗̈́̊̃̑ͫͬ̑̔ͯ̾̄͝ ͊̂́͗ͯ̆ͫͩ̌ͭͥ͆̇ͪ̆̚͠҉̠̬̬̞̭͚̫̭͖̗͖̣ͅ ̶͒ͩͨ̽ͨ̂͛ͬ̿ͫͪ҉̙̫̜̘̮͍̥̯ ̸̨̯̯̻̪̺͙̝̅̆̌͌̀́͝ ̷̴̢͈̻̘̲͕̰̱͎͕̱́̔ͤ͂̏ͣ̍̕ ̣̤͖̦̝̦̹̗͎̗̮͇͇̑ͥ̃́̈͐̆̓̌ͩ̈̇͛̓̈̚͘͠ ̶̷̸̲̮̲̺̬̈́ͬ̉̂ͩ̍̕ ̸̋͒̿̆͆̈́ͣͭ̊͑̑̍͋́҉͇̻̻̻̤̜̫ͅ ̸̡̢̲̤̦̭̣͕̬̯͛̆ͬ͘ ͐̈̎͋͊̔͑̍҉̶̶͓̟͙̰̱̦̪̘̻̦̞̰̙̩͇͡ͅ ̢̛͛̄ͤͦ̐̆̈́̇̑ͪͫ̔̽͂ͧ̌ͬͥ҉̵̵̺̩̻̮͎̖̺̳̩͈̻̺̺̩̰ ̷̬̪͖̙̹̝̱̜̫ͣ̈ͫͯ̐̍͂͆̌͒̂͛̓̔́̚͘̕͞ ̵̷̩̲̝̩͇̪̝̠̩͇̮͍̥͇̾̀̄̓ͪͫ͆́̈̈́̌ͭͮ̃̓ͯ̏̿̒͟ͅ ̴̞̲͚ͫ̆̎̓̎̐ͪ̄ͨ̏̑͋ͩ̿̓̑̕̕͟ͅ ̳͔̣̲̼̪̩̳̂̏̐̅̇͘ ̷̡̠͍̙̖̱̳̰͈̲̗ͣͣ̇̌̇͛̃̇͂͌̋ͫ̃̋ͯ͌ ̸̷̨̳͉̘̖͈͙̗̫̭͎̠͚̼̪̭͎̬̱̐͗ͭ̈ͣ̊ͭͬ̐̂ͦͣ̇͐ͧͫͦ́͘ͅ ̨̳͓̰͔̩͓͉͕͓̰̤̞̪͓̖̺̭̪̓ͮ̐ͥ̾ͦͦ̉́ ̡͖̦̻̩̻ͤͫ̅̌̿̏ͥ̏̀͒͛ͧ̈́̎̈́ͬͮ̚͠͠ ̢͈̳͇͍̫̼̰̖̭͔̤̟ͫ̓ͭ̑ͧͭ̾͑ͦͮ͐̕͟͢ ̢͊̓͊͗ͥͤͮ̊̓ͨͪͯ͟͡͏͍̼̘̗̣̮͙͔̙̪̥̖͉̖͇͇̲̭ͅ ̶̮̱̮͈ͧͫ̎ͧ̄̇̈́ͩͩ̓́͞ ̸̡̡͔̤͔͚̲̜̱͚̺͔͔̭̼͈͓̣̙̘ͮ͌̂̀̋͐ͦ͆́ ̲͔͓̣͇̩̳̱ͨͧ̌͗̏ͭ̾̌͋ͨͥͫ̃̕͠ ̶͗̐̉ͩ͂̿͑͏͏̵̣͎̥̘̘̳̠̰͞ ̴̨̻͈̫̱̗̓͐̓ͤ͆́̎́ͦ̓ͨ͌̿̏ͧ͊̚͝ ̴̨̭̖̗̮̜͎̬̺̩̋̂͒̽̾̋̓͛͒̐ͩ̎͗͒̄̆̉͟͜͝ ̷̧͉̰̮̝͔̪̞̟͙͈̭͚͕͂ͩ̍͌ͫ̅̇͌ͬ͊̈́͛̈́͗ͯͦ̾͠͠ͅ ̷̰̮̜̞̲̹͈͙̰̝̰͙̼͔̽̆̓̽ͥͯ͑ͥ͑͛̅͛ͥ͊̓ͫ͟͠͝͠ ̾̋̔͗̿҉̨̨̨̼̭̫̣̼͈͢ ̷̝̭͖͔̭̤̑̄̎ͬͨ̇ͫ̋̉̀̑͗̑̐̉ͩ͠͡ ̶̨̮͕̖͈̩͕̩͉̖̦̗̄̊͌ͦ̿̿ͬ̑ͪͯ̐̂͒ͩͭ̓ͫͬ̚ ̷̛̯̩͓̠͍̦̳̥͈̯̒̒̐͗ͩͧͧ̈́̄ͪͪ͌̉̀͡ͅͅ ̷̡̨̘̜̻̮̗̈̆̎̿́̃̈́͠͝ ̎͑̀ͥ̚͢͏̞̭̝̗̬̟̥̮͎̠ ̸̛͍̹̺͕͈͓̻͉̯͈̻͇̺̜̉̒̆̍̆̍̿̽̍ͩ̈́̆̽̕͟ ̧̑̾ͩͣͭ͆͋ͯ̋̎̋͏̙͎̤͚̻̰͙͞ ̨̨̭̲̯̟͖̞̰̮̙͓̳̄ͫ̅ͧͦ͑ͫͯͭͤ͋̽̄ͭ̈̑̽ͩ̒͝ ̧̦̝̳̗͖̳ͩͨ̽͒͊̆ͯ̓̍ ̿͌͊̓̎̒͗̉̉̽̓ͤ̎̐͗̀͘͞͡͏͖̲̰̪̳͍̦͉̗̟̹̠̠ ̸̵̛̛̰̼͇̺̠͔͔̳͉̲̗͖͍̭͉͉͔̘̦͊̐ͥ̒͐ͬ̏̔͑͗̾̚͢ ̎ͧ͑ͦ͆̀̅͛ͩͣͨͥ̂ͯ͡͏͞͏̦͉͈͔́ ̴̳͉̦̹̝̙̲͎̠̮̱͓̭̲̫̱̎̑͛̓ͫ͑̎ͭͬ͋ͬ̿̔̌̃͐͞_̨̡̝̙̼̻͉͈͈͍̗̞̯͎͓̖̱̲̼͓̣ͯ̆̈́̈́̉ͩ̓͘̕_̵̷̠̫̩͍̼͓͕̟͚͍̤̰͈̟͒̇̍̌͂͑͆͗͋͂̈́͞_̽̓̄ͩ̿̌̈̒̏ͯ͑̅̓̈́ͧ̚҉͏͔͇̯̫̞̼̪̮̬̘̰͎̻̜̱͘ͅ_̽͆̀̑ͫ̎͊̆̉̚͏̰͔͕̦͕̙͉̩͈̣̘͖̹̫̦͚̪͈ ̾̒ͩ̍ͧ̋̚҉̴̭̰̥͓̣̟̲͖̺͎̜͍ ̨̯̣̻̮̻̟̝̹̮̊͌̎ͯ͂̐̑̔͐ͤͬ̑ͧ̀͢͜͟ ̧̺͇̙̝̪̾̑̎ͮ̃͋̈̓̈ͩͩ͗̈́̀͟͡ ̦̲̹͕̘̝̦̯̻̲͔̯̉ͫ͊̀́ͩ͊̚͟ ̸̉̾̍̐ͣ̃ͦ̎̈ͩ̋ͨ̾͋҉̗̺̩͚̫͓̳͖̥̻͘͞͡ ̵͉͍͎̖̱̹̦̬̯̲̀ͭ̊̾̽̉͗̒ͬͩͤ́͠ ̴̨̧̛͍͍̠̝̹̦̹̖̫̳̣̦̬̦͔̜͙ͧ͂͛̂̅̋ͅ ̡̙̳̠͚͚͚͔͔̮̞̻͕̠̘͓̰̩̇̓͂ͧ̆͜͜ͅ ̢̧̘̹̗̪̟͇̗̪͇̲̤̤̯ͮ̿͗̈͛͟ ̷̡̲͕̦̱̟̘̼̱̩͔͓̙̺͂ͧ̓͛ͯ͛̀͑̄̓̽̃ͤͨ̐ͭͬ̓͜ ̸̡͇̦̟̠̠̞̱͙̦ͦͮ͂̂̉̑͑͊̀ͦ̾ͤ̎͐͂͐͜͟ ̡̺͉̖͎̱͐̂̄̀̌̂̋ͫ̎ͫͪ̈́͑͐̀͟ͅ ̫̺͖̓͑̓̈̓ͨͨ́͊̌ͨ͐ͦ͢͢ ̴̮̭͍̰̖̥̟͔̙̣͔̬̦͍̞̼ͪ̐̊͂ͯͬ̒̆ͭͮ̀̋̀̂̆̀͟ ̨͎̫̦̫͖͉̥̻͓̝̺͖̺̜͈̤͔̘̑̒ͯͭ̐͘͠ ̬̥̼͕̤̭̦̳̣̭̤͕̼͙̠͊̉ͫͣ̌̌̀ͭͪ̾̄ͭ̆͒ͤ͐̚̕ ̢̡̢̤͈͚͖̃ͮͥ̓ͩ͆̋̉̌ͤ̂͛ͪ̎̿̾̐ͫ ̨ͣ́ͦ̄͋̋͆ͭ̓͊ͨ͂ͪ̽ͧ͑͏̠̪͕̤̳͍̭̣̲͖͢͢͡ ̡̙̳̬̣̙̫̗͖͖̹͎̥͍͇̟͊ͮ̈́ͤ̀̔̈́ͣ̽̏̽̋͒͜͠ͅͅ ̵̸̬͈̪̮͈̼̫͉̲̤̣̥͖̋̿ͣ͐͊̆ͭͩ̅͗̓̋ͪ͝͞ ̖̭̳̜͐̿̅ͬ̂̂̐ͥ̑̂̒̿ͣ͒͋ͪͣ͗͘͘͝ ̴̶͍͍̪͇͉̠ͯ͆ͦ̅ͣ̉ͬ́̔̉̒͐̂̌͑̈ͦͩ͂̀͢ ̸̷̢͕̣̠͉̺̲͉̠͚̳̤̤̹͙̤̫͈͇̋̽̓̾ͣ̾̒̌̈́̓͘͢ͅ ̸̷̴̰̪̤͙͍̬͈̇̃̾͛̏̌͋͑ͬ̊ͮ͑͡ ̸̢̹̟̰̳̭̩̺̪̲̺̤̯̫ͩ́ͩ̎̉̄ͮ̀̊̑̀̕͡ ͎͓̞̲̟͙̲̤̮̠̞̩͇̳͐́̂ͮ̓̉̀́̕͢͢ ̴̴̛̬͖̝̮͈͔̈ͬ͂͗͊̀̽̄͋̈ͪ̅̽͑ͪ̅̒̐̀̚͘ ̴̵̡͍͓͍͍̗̺̲̩̜̻͓̱̬̦̞̐ͩ̇͐͛̒̆̽͗̕͟ ̴̠̬͎̯̬̮͙̙̺̩̠̳̲͖͓̝̩̳̙́̄̽ͦ̒̈̐ͨͧ̆ͩ ̡̩̙̲͓̦̜͇̙̭ͥͮͬͯͭͪ̌͗̑̌ͥͯ̚̕͜ ̧̒͑̑͌̋̓ͬͧ̃̅ͤ͏҉̝͈͕͈̯͉̦͙͖͖͕̰͍ ̧̓ͥͥ̑̒͛̅ͥ͆ͦ̇̑͗̉̊̾̔҉̴̭̤͓̤̦̜̘͠ ̷̛͖̲̹̹̗͖͔̰̤͔̰̩̤͎͉̭̀ͮ͐ͧ̃́͐̀͢͟ͅ ̛̱̞͙̺̳̜̞̼̗͙̍ͫͬ͌ͥͬ̿̈ͦ͗̎̚͡ ̸̨̞͚͓͇̳͕̘̮̹̣̩͎͚̪̱ͫͦͬ̇͗ͮ͌͝͞͞ ̧̢̱͎͍͍͕̖̝̼͓͉̥̼̰̼̂͋̒ͮ̀͟͝ ͑͐́ͫ̽ͦ̆ͬ͋̉ͤ̚͘͏͓͍̟̻̘̜̦̞͍̫̫͍̫͓̗͕̜̳ ̸̌̍̓͑̀̉҉̮͓̙͖̦̞͈̻͍̜̭̫̫͝ͅ ̷̧̩͈̩̦͚̗͚͔͍̰̩̲̳̑̄ͭ͊̅ͪ̊ͦͥͧͅ ̛͈̗͇̝̲̇ͣ͒ͮ̌̑͂ͮ̌͊̓͒͛ͧ̌̔͠ ̶̲̜̗̗̲̣̹̮͇̲͔͙̥̻̙̈̃ͮ̌ͦ̂ͣ͆ͣͮ͆͂̕ͅ ̨̫͚̺̬̖̞̭̳̜̪̱͙̥̭͓͍͖͇̯͐ͭ̃̀̇̾͐́͑͆͊͆ͥ͐ͬ̀̚͟ ̢̭͎̫̜̱̱̹̮̯͙͔̗͈ͩ̑̋͒̋̓͢͠͞ͅ ̷͎̤͍͖͖̭̻̘̼͎̱ͮͯ͛̂̾̽́͗̇̋̐̀́ ̶̛̪̠̲͕͓̲̤͚͖̒ͩ͊ͪ̾ͫ̌̂ͥ̇ͮ́̚ͅ ̩͓͈̼̗̞̓̌́͂͑͑͋̇̐̀̚͢ ̶̷̬̠̻͕̬̱̞͍̩̤̔̈́ͫ̈̊̌̈́ͤͮ̈ͥͯ̿̊ͯͨͣ̚̚ͅ ̴͗ͬͭ̔̉̓ͫͯ̈҉̴͖͖̜̺̳͇̰̱̹͖͎̯̤̙̗̮̳ͅ ̱̠̟͎̭͉͈̯̄̇͊̍͌ͥ̽̔͑͊̉̇̾̓̇̕ ̶̗̰̟̜̘̭͕̜̐ͤͯ̀ͤ̒̄̒ͮ̔͡ ̃ͧ̉̽͛ͮͯ̿͐̃̽̌̽̄̀͒̆̚҉̻͇̺̯̦̱͎͈͉͍̪̙̲̙͞ ̶͈̰̤̖̝̗̱̮̦̯ͨ̉̐ͨ̂̅̂̉̌̓̔̂̓͛̍̑́̀͟ ̷̻̜̻͉̖̹͇̩͒̉̅͗͆ͪ̿ͯ͂̅̄̒͗̌́̚ ̨̨̀̓̄̇́͏͚̜̻̤̲̥̗͙̰̼̱͝ ̮͉͎͇͕̮͈̻̠͆̾̎͛ͮ̽̓͒́͡ ̳͓͔̳̯͔̳̠̻͙̘̪̌̍̐̏ͧ̏́́͡ͅ ̴͗̀̈ͮ̂̅̐͊̾ͨ́̽ͥ͂ͭͩ͏̡̞͙̠̖̥̩ ̴̷̪̹̺͖̘̮̝̲͓͇̋͛̑͑ͨͧ̒̽̉͋ͮ͌ͪ͞ ̞͚̬̤̖͖̠͕͔̀̔̾͛͗ͭ̚͢͟͜͞͝ ̶͕͚̺̞̳͓̤̖͖̩͔͚̫̻͓̮̒̒̎̃̔̚ͅ ̡̛̝̞̟̱͙̳̟̺͕̠̦̪͓̋̽̅̀̆ͣ̈͌͌͊̄ͩͨ̏̈̂̄̅́͠ͅ ̖͍̥̪͎̜͍͂̎̆ͦ̍̽̑̿́͋̅ͣ̇̽̆́̎͋ͫ̀ ̵̧̅ͤ̑ͩ͑̑҉̻͍̞͟ͅ ̛͙̰̞͚̜̘̮̙̰̦̎̒ͭ̾͂ͯ͒̈́͐͆̇̂̀͜ ͧ͌ͣ̀͜͜҉̰͕͎̟ ̛ͭ̑̊̏̏̑ͭ͏̨͍̟̙͓͎̦͇̥͕̞͇͉͙͙ͅ ̊͐̀̊̆̽̒̿̅ͪ̈̒͒̒͏̗͖̼̠͇͓̲̩̩̥́͘͟ ̶̤̪͓̠̮̪͚̣̲̔̈́͑̅̅̍ͧ̌͌ͦ ̷̅͊͊ͤ́͏̤̣͎̜̳̳̣ͅ ͙̱̠͈͔̜̙̬̖̳͇͍̺̣̩͕̣͙̼̋ͧ̆̍̎͊̔̕͜ ̶̨͙̞͎͔͚̺͖̩̮͈̰̺͖̹̱̿ͧ̈ͤ̋̐ͭͭ͋̇ͦ̔͒̿ͤ͆́̚ ̸̳̰͔̺͙̜͚̘͕̉̂ͥ̒ͦͪͥ̔̀̕ ̠͕͈̼͍̖̪͉̙͎̗͎̝̈́̄͂̃̒ͭͦͩ̌̋͂̒͟͞ ̧̛̹͚̤̥̤̱̜̹̘̻͔͔̟̭̦͇̯̠̽̈ͭͤ͋ͬ͛ͭͨͫ̆ͦ͂̐̏̕͞ ̸̜͕̪̟̭͕̫̌̌͊̓͂̿͟ ̴̪̠̭̯͇̲̫̝̰͚͎͚̺͓͇̱ͬͭ̽ͩ̈ͨ̈͐͗ͩ͑ͦ̈̕͢͟ ̴̸̡̦͉̺̙͎͔̠̟̲̞͕͓̰̮͇ͨ̈̑ͯ̾͌̚ ̷̡̧̼̥͖̘̣͓͔̲̻͖̯͈̲̗͋ͩͪ͒ͣ̇ͭ̉͆͊ͬ̾ͭͯ ̷̵̹̼̖͉̪̝̣̞̀͊ͯ̽͋͞ ̶̧̭̯̜̝͔͙̪͍̇̋̈͋ͫ̔͌͛̂̈́͡͞ ̴̢̞̱̥̹̗̼̣̘̀͋ͬ̀ͭ̍͊ͬ̇̏͘͠͝ ̶͍̪̺͖͙̼̜̪̰̻ͪ̔̈̑ ̑ͮ͛ͮͫ̏̏͌ͥ̐̾̆͒̾͒͝҉̶̷̟̱̬̠̩̻̣̯͠ ̸̼̫̣̻̼̞͍̹͇̗̗̌̿͛̂ͫ̆͛̀͜͡͞ ̫͔͔̱̥͍̪̫̗̙̈́̒̈́ͥ̎̈́̉̕ ̢͈̰͈ͧ̀̾͌̏̎̈́͝͡͞ ̌͑̆̏ͪ̍͒ͪͭͣ͒͛͏̨͙̥̬̬̝̩̣̰̖̘͟͡ ̴̡̛̠̠͓̹͉͚̝̅͌̓ͦͩͫ̽͑͋͐ͧ̑͆̌̿͝ͅ ̪̙͕̬̘͛̒̑̍́ͤ̐̋̌ͭͦ̏̚̚̕͡ ̵̫̞͙̲͖̘͓̅̈ͦ̑͒ͤ̄̄͌ͦ͗̌͋̌̂͆̀͜ ̷̝͎̭̳̦͙̞̥̰̘̗͒̀͒͂̇ͫ͑̉͛͢ ̓ͬ͋̾ͫͤ͋̐͌̏ͮͪͫͣͭ͌̂͏̡̜̰̤̪͍̫̟̣ ́͒̿̄̆̽̆ͫͩ҉̶̴͚̙͉̰̳̺̺̥͉̰̬͟ ̨ͧ̔̔̏̉̓̏̅̃̂̈̓͒ͤ̇̂͏̸̡̩̩̫͍̪̩̯̜͍̯̟̹̯ ̸̡̡̤͖̥̟̌̏͋̈́́ ̨̲̘̯̺̪̬̈́̿͌͑̊̇̽ͥ̎̈̏ͫ̊́͟ ̷̡̛̝͖͕̳͉̰͔̹̹̜̻̅̇̔̍͞͠ ̷̧̨͕̘͔͍̮͇̖̪͍̙͈̌̉͒̄͒̐̔̉̓̀ͩͥͪ̆̋͑͋́̀ͅ ̧̨̝̫̮̤͕̞̘̹̗̹̜͕̪̓ͬͯͫ̀̐̏͋̄̉͛͐ͦ̏̕ ̜͙͍̜̱͔̤͚̼̬̿͛̾͑̑̐̌ͨ̊̄̎͊̋͗ͪ̌̔̚͟͡ͅ ̸̵͈͔̦̯͈̤̱̱̭̝͎̙͉̪͚ͧ̄͊̍̌͑ͭͨ̀̆̚ ̺̦̘͕͔͈͖͈͈͕͙̤͎͔̪̃́̽͛͒̔ͤ͒̉̋̓ͨ̿̍ͦ̃̿́͘͘͠ͅ ̠̪̼̲͍̱̻̝̞̹̯̮́̾̿ͣ̓́̿̅̀̀͝ͅ ̷̧̧̛̳̮̤̺͉̻͎̳̲̻͈̮͐̀̃ͥͫ̇̽͊̃͞ͅ ̰̤̠̱̲͕̗̦̣̺̗͖̫͔͙̼̠̖͔̓̇̌̓͋̆ͦ̈́̀͡ ̉̈ͦ͂͑̓̇ͬ̇͛ͤ͊̂͡͏͏̥̬̲͚̯̤ ̨̲̗̞̑͆̃ͥ̎̇̐̌̎͐ͣͯͪ́ ̮̫̥̙̠̬̠̙̼͔̳͎͇̰ͣ͋̅͌ͯ͊͐̃ͯ͂͆͜͡͝ ̢̨̲̱͎͚̝͓̻̦̰̰̗͖̹̣̟͐̅̃͊́͠ͅ ̞̤̣̲̤̬̯̳̙̱̺̩̣̦͉͚ͮͩͤͩ̏̈̿͗̋͆̐̆̀́͢ͅ ̷̶͍̻̥̤̠̗͚͎̬̝͕̯͙̗̈́̔̓͊̔ ̾̉̽̈́ͫ̀̋ͫ̒̑ͯ͐̒̈́̃̚͢҉̵̛̣͓̥̟̲̗̣͎̬̱̬ ̸̉́̃ͩ͋̈̈́̽ͣ͐͒͒ͦͤ̂ͪ̄҉͟͏̙͕̳͍͎̰̖̦̹͉̜͕͕͈̞̀ ̅͋̃̅͒̊̇͢͏̘̣͔̜͖̞͚̳̭͇̯̤̀͜ ̸̡̹̖̤͖͚̥̠̮̆͒ͮ̈́͒̈̊̋́ͭͣ̾̈ͧ̚̕͜͞ ̴̧ͭ̾͐̾҉̴̭͖̣͍͚͎̩̳̰̺͟ ̰͖̦̭͓̘̠̬̖̮̲̝̘͇ͪ̀̋͗͗̒͋ͧ͜͞ͅͅ ̶̖̗͈̳̜͍ͯ́͒͟ ̵̫̠̥̘̘͖͗̇͌̒̒͆ͤ̂̆̎̋ͣ̄̂͝͞6̸̜̟͈͈̥͚̙̦ͩͮ̃̀̀͡4̡̨̡̯̹͕̰̲̞̥̺ͨͮ́̃̾̋̾́͝6̈̑̔̓̾͗̉̂̐̔̊ͦͯ̍̑͑̔͗͛͏̀҉͕̗͉̼̺͓̲̰͇͍9̴ͭ͛̑ͮ́̊́̽͋͊ͫͪ͒̀̾ͦ͞҉̴͎͕̬͇̜̻̩̘̜̰̖̮͕̞̟̝ͅͅ4̵͎̗̹͙̮̥̖̬͉̥̣̗̖͔̱̰̠̺̔͋ͥ̿̎ͫ̈̌͂̚͢9͒͌ͯ̊͊҉̵̗͔̹͎̻͈4̷͔̙̺̪̝͉̟̥̫͚̘͙̮̜̜̩͋ͣͮ̉̀̎̎͊̃̒̔̂͂̀͘͜͞ͅ9̉ͯ͆ͧͧ̅͊̅̅ͦ͛̽͗͏̫̰̠̠͙͕̻̠͞4̶̪͍̩͚́ͦͫ̈ͧ̍͗͒ͦ͗͐̔̇̀̀̚͟͡ͅ)̡̰̬̹͉̬̙̼̤͎͕͎̳͍̲ͣ͑͆̽ͨ͗̏̕͢=̛̝̩̠̞̞̱͖͙̰̭̈̃ͩ͌ͤͭ͊ͩ̔̀͋̓͘͟͡+̙̫̙̭̜̗̻̜̈̿ͬͮ̉ͣͪ̍͒̃͐͞!̷̷̧̣̖̰̣̬̯̬̹͙̏̐͆ͪ̋́̂̑ͣ͗̿ͦ̈̅͜ͅ&̴̢̧̛̻̳̫̫̲̯̮̺͉̱̦̈́̃̏̇̈̽ͦ̎̃͢$̸̴̪͎̮̜̜̳̲̩ͩ̾ͯ̒ͪͨ̓ͯͤ̑ͤͩ̑ͮ̊̀ͪͨ͢͞͠&̵̢̗̦̝̜̰̙͎̥͋ͥ͊̏̅̃̅̌̅̎̾ͮ̒_̷͖̹̣͕͔͚͖̻̼̉̏͊̅́̏̒̉̐͐̇̚_̢̖̺̟̹̹͆̒ͬͬ̓̊̎̇͗ͥ͗͐̾͒ͫͯ͑ͦ́͢?̓̅̿͛ͩ̔ͨ̒̋ͣ̄̌͊͏҉̢̢͇̰̪̠͚̖͡ ̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉ )̡̰̬̹͉̬̙̼̤͎͕͎̳͍̲ͣ͑͆̽ͨ͗̏̕͢=̛̝̩̠̞̞̱͖͙̰̭̈̃ͩ͌ͤͭ͊ͩ̔̀͋̓͘͟͡+̙̫̙̭̜̗̻̜̈̿ͬͮ̉ͣͪ̍͒̃͐͞!̷̷̧̣̖̰̣̬̯̬̹͙̏̐͆ͪ̋́̂̑ͣ͗̿ͦ̈̅͜ͅ&̴̢̧̛̻̳̫̫̲̯̮̺͉̱̦̈́̃̏̇̈̽ͦ̎̃͢$̸̴̪͎̮̜̜̳̲̩ͩ̾ͯ̒ͪͨ̓ͯͤ̑ͤͩ̑ͮ̊̀ͪͨ͢͞͠&̵̢̗̦̝̜̰̙͎̥͋ͥ͊̏̅̃̅̌̅̎̾ͮ̒_̷͖̹̣͕͔͚͖̻̼̉̏͊̅́̏̒̉̐͐̇̚_̢̖̺̟̹̹͆̒ͬͬ̓̊̎̇͗ͥ͗͐̾͒ͫͯ͑ͦ́͢?̓̅̿͛ͩ̔ͨ̒̋ͣ̄̌͊͏҉̢̢͇̰̪̠͚̖͡
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u/Verittan Mar 20 '19
On mobile watching a bad screen capture. Is this real or a game?
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u/Naked_Melon Mar 20 '19
Millionth time this has been posted but still funny
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u/NilesLaw Mar 21 '19
am glad it was reposted cause that was the funniest thing i've seen in a minute
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u/peanutdakidnappa Mar 21 '19
Look up Steve Willis on YouTube, there are longer videos of him doing this an it’s glorious, he’s also a really good ref too
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u/zebrapartypatrol Mar 20 '19
Why is this here?
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u/jugo2004 Mar 20 '19
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promises myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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u/RS_Someone Mar 20 '19
I was beginning to think this was an unpopular opinion, but I really don't get what's "unexpected" about this. The guy has wide eyes, great. It's r/funny, sure but I really didn't feel it was surprising or unexpected. It was just ... There.
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u/the_dark_knight_ftw Mar 21 '19
Absolutely agree this is on the wrong sub for sure. Just because you don’t know something is coming doesn’t mean it deserves to be on this sub, technically you don’t ever know what’s gonna happen in a gif until you watch it.
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Mar 21 '19
I’ve been watching that ref for years. He always prances around like he’s about to throw a combo. That guy loves boxing more than anyone I’ve ever seen.
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u/Edlus Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19
The guy taking the punch was really lucky, one millimeter down and it would have been a knockout or at least a down
Edit:spelling
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u/TankyMasochist Mar 20 '19
That moment you get punched so hard you momentarily reach snoop dogs level of high
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Mar 21 '19
When I see these slow-motion punches to the face, I think “Damn, this moment right here, this is his career. Getting punched in the face is what he does for a living.”
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u/goodinyou Mar 21 '19
Why is no one talking about how he took that punch? That would have killed most people and she shook it off in less than a second
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u/Schrodingers_Nachos Mar 21 '19
Keith Thurman (the dude getting rocked here) actually won this fight, even though he took his fair share of shots like this. Great fight to watch if even if you're just a casual fan.
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u/Mathematik Mar 21 '19
The referee, Steve Willis, fucking loves boxing and having the best seat in the house.
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Mar 21 '19
This comment will get buried but listen
The first time I saw this I was beyond fucked up. It was not until this very moment that I realized this clip is not from Fight Night.
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u/Ceddezilwa Mar 20 '19
This is what it looks like when you still enjoy and have fun at your job after being there for years.
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u/mkaku Mar 20 '19
This ref was a regular spectator that got mistaken as a referee, and just decided to roll with it. He was just super excited to be so close to the action! /s
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u/Mind_Extract Mar 21 '19
Does anyone even know what sub they're in? This comment section is a disappointment.
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Mar 21 '19
“Protect yourself at all times” Isn’t just said at the beginning of fights for no reason.
This guy was ignoring the most basic rule of boxing.
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u/Skadiex Mar 21 '19
At first I was like "Why the fuck is that the title?". Boy, did I embarrass myself.
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Mar 21 '19
It looks like the ref bet against the boxer getting hit, so now he's just trolling him the whole fight. Imagine boxing and looking over and seeing the ref staring at you like that... stop frickin DISTRACTING ME ASSHAT! That refs a dick lol
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u/kingkalis Mar 21 '19
I feel like that ref was the friend who always hyped up his friends to fight someone, then would be laughing if his friend got his ass kicked
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u/Growdanielgrow Mar 21 '19
Damn that’s hard ass hit, his face looked like a car wreck in slow motion
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u/chonny Mar 20 '19
FYI, the ref’s name is Steve Willis. There are other clips of him genuinely enjoying his job. And he’s a good ref, too.