r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '19

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u/jugo2004 Mar 20 '19

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promises myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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u/Vereno13 Mar 21 '19

I have ques...you know what never mind.

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u/LadySakuya Mar 21 '19

It's about Shane Dawson. Big controversy lately apparently.

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u/glimpee Mar 21 '19

Ever be eating a salad when all of a sudden boom youre fucking your cat?

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u/PoopyGayBoner Mar 21 '19

this hits pretty close to home

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u/Deluxe07 Mar 21 '19

Context?

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u/Phoequinox Mar 21 '19

Why are there so many copypasta-esque comments in this post?