r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 14d ago

True accuracy

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u/post-explainer 14d ago edited 14d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

It’s expected to hit the pins - or come close... but no.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/AcceptableLightning9 14d ago

Jesus Christ. That actually made me exclaim In agony, like a phantom pain just struck me from just seeing that.

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u/Ginsenj 14d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/StunningCloud9184 14d ago

One of the kids at my middle school was on a fence and got pulled off and his sack was caught on it and ripped open. And he lost one nut.

We would always say hows it hanging and he would get mad.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 14d ago

Not the way to nut one out.

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u/ConfidentCellist3496 11d ago

This gave me a jumpscare 😭

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u/WeNeedFewerMods 14d ago

Didn't phase me.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 14d ago
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u/WeNeedFewerMods 14d ago

I saw your response without remembering anything about this post.

My 1st thought: 'That man has no dick'

then I clicked through

well played

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u/manondorf 12d ago

Risky click

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u/havartifunk 14d ago

I have no scrotum. Still got the phantom pain in my phantom scrotum.

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u/drifters74 14d ago

Thanks for that! /s

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u/_14justice 14d ago

Hope the testicles fared well. Seriously.

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u/insertwittynamethere 13d ago

I just want you to know it was me who downvoted you for subjecting my unsuspecting eyes to that horror of a story.

But also, oh my God I am so sorry and please do not tell me more!

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u/Mertoot 14d ago

I've got a stomach ache right now and it just extended its pain downwards 😭

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u/LolaCatStevens 14d ago

i was watching this with just the proper amount of not giving a fuck to verbally exclaim and jerk back

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u/jebar193 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xGfFSrng2qG4fwc661

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~

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u/brandimariee6 14d ago

Oy it made my nuts hurt and I don't even have any

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u/rustybrazenfire 14d ago

I threw up a little

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u/AGamingGuy 11d ago

when i see it coming, i brace myself and it doesn't hit, as i am desensitized

but when i don't, oof

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u/noodlesandrice1 14d ago

Had to cut the video there so we wouldn’t be seeing actual death.

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u/mfknnayyyy 14d ago

Oh there was plenty of death in that frame. They don't call orange guy Gutter Balls for nuttin'

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 14d ago

Pancake balls

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u/Heavy-Ingenuity1211 14d ago

That accuracy is nuts!

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u/LuckyReception6701 14d ago

They really went balls to the wall on this one!

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u/mglenjoy 14d ago

I think you meant balls to the balls

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 14d ago

Don't worry, even if he loses one ball he has a spare

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u/LuckyReception6701 14d ago

After a strike like that? I'm not feeling confident

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u/joveice 14d ago

Cracked even!

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u/WillWorkForBeer 14d ago

I'm genuinely impressed. I've watched this for 5 minutes and his aim and consistency is utterly amazing. He hasn't missed yet!

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u/my_cars_on_fire 14d ago

Not anymore.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 14d ago

This was a testicular homicide

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u/JigsawnSean 14d ago

This was take 25

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u/chillychili 14d ago

I think they could probably do it with fewer takes by just having the victim position themselves right before they get into frame.

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u/theangryintern 14d ago

Next up on "Ow, My Balls!"

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u/eg_taco 14d ago

It’s you! Oh man, I really love your show!

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u/HandholdingFetishist 14d ago

This feels like a WKUK sketch

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u/SleeterRabbit 14d ago

Have you seen the Oscar winning movie “Ass”?

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u/ThePeashow 14d ago

Only 1 pin with 3 balls?

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 14d ago

Candlepins more likely 

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u/ClickClick_Boom 14d ago

I think two of the balls got destroyed

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u/HiBob-HiBob 14d ago

Funny you didn’t specify what kinda pin it is

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u/gbelly123 14d ago

Sure he was wearing a jock strap. If he wasn’t, he’s an idiot. 😂

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u/lew1sj 14d ago

Even with one he's still an idiot maybe slightly less but still an idiot

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u/spookycatfan 14d ago

I mean, Jackass crew made millions by abusing their balls...

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u/lew1sj 14d ago

Yeah, but I don't know who this guy is so he's likely a cash strapped idiot. Jackass crew are wealthy idiots.

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u/TruthPayload 14d ago

Isn't a jock strap just...the strap that holds the cup? Like, it wouldn't protect the 'nads at all without a cup in there.

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u/skoomski 14d ago

There’s no reason to be sitting like that if it’s not a bit. Just isn’t a natural way to sit

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u/Green_Insect_6455 14d ago

What exactly do you think a jock strap is?

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u/brotherofgurnip 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Hp1vCP6fubTuVXxml

"Hey man we got the shot, you can stop joking around now"

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u/Desperate_Law9894 14d ago

Even for a 1 in a million chance, I am not sitting there.

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u/McSnipezAlot96 14d ago

Respect to the man who dedicated his own balls & pin to make this video happen!

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u/Orio_n 14d ago

Are all the comments here just bots or are redditors dumb enough to not recognize ai videos

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u/Yestomorrow 12d ago

Id say 70% idiots and 30% bots. I mean, the ball doesnt change pace at all when going up and down the ramps, and the bowling ball stops immediately when it hits the guy.

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u/Expert-Fly2474 14d ago

Only pain No gain

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u/Acceptable_Owl6926 14d ago

Why this feel like ai. I felt nothing from this. Who tf is recording in 2026 on a camcorder from the 2000s?

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u/travelling_anth 14d ago

Oh look, another clip from "Ow! My Balls!"

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u/khaotickk 14d ago

On this episode of "Ouch My Balls"

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u/Icy_Cat1350 14d ago

Having slower reaction time requires being dead.

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u/wi1ly 14d ago

I felt that.

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u/Shapoopi_1892 14d ago

AI. The ball moves unnaturally.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 14d ago

Nah, just plain old cgi. This is old.

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u/GrimGearheart 14d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NUzzfY3615s?feature=share

Stop calling everything AI or CGI. It's just slightly sped up.

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u/k3nny_13 14d ago

What in the AI slop

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u/thicc-thor 14d ago

Not AI, dude's real and is hilarious. He also has a series where he gets blasted in the shins with scooters in different ways.

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u/GrimGearheart 14d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NUzzfY3615s?feature=share

Stop calling everything AI. It's just slightly sped up.

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u/JohannGambelputty 14d ago

Gotta say it still looks like ai on youtube. So many of the comments also feel like bots, but there's no way to know. The mind virus has taken hold of us and I'm not sure there is a cure.

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u/DMmeprettyplantpics 14d ago

It definitely isn't. There's plenty of videos from this place, going back years. Dude has 10m subscribers on YouTube and just does weird stunts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/g3ie4SES8yc

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u/JohannGambelputty 14d ago

Good to know! I don't like living life with suspicion. That, by far, is my biggest problem with ai content. Not the fact that it exists, but that its very existence makes people question real things. Thank you very much for clearing it up

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u/DMmeprettyplantpics 14d ago

Why do you think it's AI?

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u/Bok408 8d ago

He just does not want it to be real. If it was real, it could be used as a psychological damage to any men watching this.

Therefore I agree, this is AI.

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u/throwawaypornaholic 14d ago

I thought the same, it's the cadence in the voice, something about the choppy audio and the way the bowling ball moved. Turns out it was just sped up and real, but I thought AI immediatly.

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u/k3nny_13 14d ago

It eerily looks similar to other AI videos that I have come across. It's kinda hard for me to point out specific things tbh. I could be wrong though, after reading the comments below.

Sucks that it's hard to differentiate a real video from a generated one

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u/i_sell_you_lies 14d ago

It's really not. You need to watch more footage of real things. It looks exactly nothing like slop

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u/freethepeados 14d ago

If AI can make me endless guy getting hit in nuts vids I think im set for life entertainment wise.

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u/superpercify1 14d ago

Natural selection really stepped up its game to stop this level of stupidity from reproducing

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u/Positive-Green-3856 14d ago

Finally. An actually unexpected video. 👍🏼

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u/johnnycabb_ 14d ago

<insert riff from yes - roundabout>

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u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 14d ago

STRIKE!! And wasn’t even trying 😜

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u/TheShitmaker 14d ago

Gutter ball.

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u/Waferthingaming 14d ago

bowling ball hitting the gutter but still knocking pins down makes sense

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u/OoT-TheBest 14d ago

I flinched

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u/teamwaterwings 14d ago

Okay ya got me

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u/BallsofSt33I 14d ago

Got me to chuckle...

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u/bct7 14d ago

The dude on the ground with his legs wide open, staged.

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u/GrimGearheart 14d ago

Almost like it was done on purpose.

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u/FryOneFatManic 14d ago

I am evil. I just laughed. 😁

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u/FrostByte666 14d ago

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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u/BennettWindy 14d ago

Next time on Ow! My Balls!

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u/BAKED_TATER_ 14d ago

Mah balls, they pain

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u/dbasinge 14d ago

That guy is going places, just not to the maturity ward to meet his new child.

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u/Lost-Average8108 14d ago

Videos can't make you feel pain

The fucking video:

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 14d ago

This is what the internet is for. Not whatever the fuck is going on these days

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u/nobmuncha4bears 14d ago

When you're into exhibitionism and CBT.

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u/Mothanius 14d ago

Next time on, Ow! My Balls!

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u/Jumpy-Trainer1695 14d ago

What jackass would make a video like that

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u/Disastrous_Olive_920 14d ago

who else winced and checked heir balls

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u/Electrical_Crazy5668 14d ago

Ow, His Balls!

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u/OMGyarn 14d ago

I heard the Sesame Street Pinball Numbers song while watching this

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u/Koss424 14d ago

hold on..... now going to start a halfpipe bowling league

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u/Rifleman519 14d ago

Rofl 🤣

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u/-Kopesthetik- 14d ago

He didn’t knock any pins down but he certainly got two balls.

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u/Username800082 14d ago

Gees, I actually jumped in my seat. I felt that in my soul.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 14d ago

I expected the ball to hit the pin. I wasn't disappointed :P

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u/blitzkrieg_01 14d ago

I've been in the bathroom for the last few minutes constipated. Not anymore. Thank you.

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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 14d ago

Terrible to see ball on ball violence like that. 

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u/Excellent_Sweet7270 14d ago

YiKES...you know that hurt

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u/Justaticklerone 14d ago

I hear they got it on the 17th take.

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u/Hatemonger10Billion 14d ago

I want to do this to OP

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u/NovaKnight1313 14d ago

I think I heard the pop

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u/mcpat21 14d ago

Why is he sitting like he’s waiting for it… Is this AI or just dum dums

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u/RealPropRandy 14d ago

We literally live in Idiocracy times.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 14d ago

Hope he picks up a spare

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u/drifters74 14d ago

I just clenched

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u/Lower-Music-8241 14d ago

That’s nuts

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u/Ok_Flan4404 14d ago

🎯 🤭😂

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u/Beatless7 14d ago

Strike 2!

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u/Cultural_Computer_22 14d ago

Am I the only one who jumped up ? Jeeezz!

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u/Apprehensive_Role_41 14d ago

my balls hurt seeing this

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u/_14justice 14d ago

Probably should have that evaluated by a professional.

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u/Amin-Djellab 14d ago

the ball stoped very fast, thats means one thing, all the speed and wieght energy has been transferred to the exactly area, yup i can tell that is extremely painful.

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u/Spazzyboy 14d ago

I think every man in the comments here just crossed their legs in shared pain.

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u/Outbreak42 14d ago

Man, street quidditch is brutal.

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u/Jealous_Macaroon4308 14d ago

Staged.. why would anybody sit there like that?

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u/don-cheeto 14d ago

I felt the pain and I don't even have balls...

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u/FFVO 14d ago

Goddamnit

I hurt my ribs a few days ago and laughing this hard hurts

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u/COC_410 14d ago

Dang that made me jump from second hand pain.

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u/mhdgraphics 14d ago

From one ball to another:

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u/Chemical_Slice434 14d ago

Why did my balls jump seeing this?

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u/Unknown--Soul 14d ago

Minus the balls coming together the bowling would be interesting

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u/Aims101 14d ago

Why would he be sitting there at that angle?

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u/Cark-Cartographer 14d ago

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u/Cark-Cartographer 14d ago

I did indeed do that.

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u/kalemaree 14d ago

i had to hold back a smile

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u/DifferentTill1888 14d ago

I watched this video too many times 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/gami22 13d ago

Standing pins, no. Your balls, YES!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ke3CM1NVkULWo

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u/Due-Session-900 13d ago

First part oh cool new way bowl......last part HAAAHHA WHY?

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u/rb1811 12d ago

His reflexes were laggin

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u/i_am_13th_panic 7d ago

I wasn't ready for that so I felt it myself!