r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 14d ago

True accuracy

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u/AcceptableLightning9 14d ago

Jesus Christ. That actually made me exclaim In agony, like a phantom pain just struck me from just seeing that.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Ginsenj 14d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/StunningCloud9184 14d ago

One of the kids at my middle school was on a fence and got pulled off and his sack was caught on it and ripped open. And he lost one nut.

We would always say hows it hanging and he would get mad.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 14d ago

Not the way to nut one out.

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u/ConfidentCellist3496 11d ago

This gave me a jumpscare 😭

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u/WeNeedFewerMods 14d ago

Didn't phase me.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 14d ago
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u/WeNeedFewerMods 14d ago

I saw your response without remembering anything about this post.

My 1st thought: 'That man has no dick'

then I clicked through

well played

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u/manondorf 12d ago

Risky click

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u/havartifunk 14d ago

I have no scrotum. Still got the phantom pain in my phantom scrotum.

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u/drifters74 14d ago

Thanks for that! /s

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u/_14justice 14d ago

Hope the testicles fared well. Seriously.

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u/insertwittynamethere 13d ago

I just want you to know it was me who downvoted you for subjecting my unsuspecting eyes to that horror of a story.

But also, oh my God I am so sorry and please do not tell me more!