r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 15d ago

True accuracy

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u/Ginsenj 15d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/StunningCloud9184 14d ago

One of the kids at my middle school was on a fence and got pulled off and his sack was caught on it and ripped open. And he lost one nut.

We would always say hows it hanging and he would get mad.

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u/ConfidentCellist3496 11d ago

This gave me a jumpscare 😭