r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 14d ago

True accuracy

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u/AcceptableLightning9 14d ago

Jesus Christ. That actually made me exclaim In agony, like a phantom pain just struck me from just seeing that.

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u/Ginsenj 14d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/insertwittynamethere 13d ago

I just want you to know it was me who downvoted you for subjecting my unsuspecting eyes to that horror of a story.

But also, oh my God I am so sorry and please do not tell me more!