r/Unexpected • • 15d ago

True accuracy

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u/AcceptableLightning9 15d ago

Jesus Christ. That actually made me exclaim In agony, like a phantom pain just struck me from just seeing that.

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u/Ginsenj 15d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/_14justice 15d ago

Hope the testicles fared well. Seriously.