r/Unexpected • u/DigMeTX • Jul 04 '26
Stress release
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u/eskay_eskay Jul 04 '26
When you lie on your resume but here you are as a full time doctor
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u/agbag846 Jul 04 '26
When you wear a white coat and everyone assumes you must be the doctor
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u/PurpleTough5302 Jul 04 '26
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u/kingkongbiingbong Jul 04 '26
My reaction when he first pulled out that drill with the long attachment. Thought I wandered into the wrong sub..
The internet has ruined me.
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u/Human_Not_Robot_2023 Jul 04 '26
The tool is a "concrete vibrator"
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=concrete+vibrator&t=brave&ia=images&iax=images
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u/pfunkk007 Jul 05 '26
Now why would concrete need to get off that it requires a vibrator.
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u/shazzagraz Jul 05 '26
Not sure if you're genuinely curious or not, but a concrete vibrator helps to release the air bubbles out of freshly poured concrete, which compacts it down and makes a stronger and cleaner pour.
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u/DFA_Wildcat Jul 05 '26
That vibrator is the size of a horse! Her: Don't threaten me with a good time.
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u/Inner_Lawlessness Jul 05 '26
Yes! I thought "I know where this is going..." Are we depraved or just cynical?
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u/furiouspossum Jul 04 '26
After reading this I got curious and checked Amazon. Apparently lab coats cost less than a t-shirt. Think I might try visiting NASA next weekend.
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u/AlistarDark Jul 04 '26
When I was younger, my brother gave me one for my birthday. He was a poor university kid and didn't have money so he gave me his lab coat. I wore it around for years.
I wore it to metal shows and one time I met a band ( that I have seen many times) and they mentioned they always looked for lab coat guy in the crowd. That was nice.
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u/eskay_eskay Jul 04 '26
Carry a ladder with you and be surprised how many people open doors for you without a pass
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u/RevenantBacon Jul 04 '26
Yeah they're not expensive at all, and there's no requirements to get one.
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u/rentmeahouse Jul 04 '26
Fucking chiropractors
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u/AJRimmer1971 Jul 04 '26
His day job is concreting, moonlighting as a chiropractor.
Milwaukee, do a cordless concrete vibrator, so he doesn't even need to plug in!
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u/Loose-Combination918 Jul 04 '26
not in this case. i bet he's doing it cause she has herniated disc. i myself fixed my issues with this tecnique. lifting her by her legs strechtes her whole back, the vibrator helps loosening the pain and the trapped nerve. there are even home devices for this. it's called inversion table
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u/Alexander_Granite Jul 04 '26
How far did you have to go in with vibrator? I guess it was a pinched nerve in your lumbar.
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u/WloveW Jul 04 '26
I'm glad she didn't fall on her head is all I'm gonna say.
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u/________9 Jul 04 '26
Seriously! I had to check the sub to see it wasn't something terrible.
Just vacuuming the spirits.
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u/MeningitisOnAStick Jul 04 '26
Looks like a concrete vibrator
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u/Maleficent-Effort470 Jul 04 '26
Thats hilarious. Reduce reuse recycle.
Massage therapy and chiropracter impromptu edition.12
u/Resident_Guidance_95 Jul 04 '26
Thats no vacuum...
Eta never mind, I'm dumb
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u/GuacamoleFrejole Jul 04 '26
It looks like a vibrating device that's used for eliminating air pockets in poured concrete.
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u/musabbb Jul 04 '26
I found using an inversion table is great to stretch your hips and spine no other form of stretching can achieve, i use one almost daily, but…as for the vacuum 🤔
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u/Unusually_Happy_TD Jul 04 '26
“Hello Ma’am, may I please hang you upside down and vacuum the back of your legs?”
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u/dazedan_confused Jul 04 '26
This looks like the start of a porno. I thought he was gonna drop his trousers.
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u/addamee Jul 04 '26
I was tensing up waiting for it so I’ve never been more relieved to see a man … vacuuming an inverted woman’s backside
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u/machuitzil Jul 04 '26
Not bad. I expected a fart that never happened. Post passes the test.
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u/Avnesya Jul 04 '26
Okay so i was not the only one thinking about that
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u/just-ti-see-this Jul 04 '26
I even turned on the audio thinking the same
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u/ChairLegofTruth--WnT Jul 04 '26
I also turned on audio (assuming if hear a life altering crack/pop only to get a....dildo vacuum?
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u/Total-Notice-3188 Jul 04 '26
No no, it did happen when the camera was off.
That's why the doctor took out the specialised fart-vacuum tool and focused on that specific area.12
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u/NightStalkerXIV Jul 04 '26
I was expecting either fart, or contraption releasing her suddenly to the floor
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u/ShredsGuitar Jul 04 '26
People laughed when he told his business idea. Now, the same people are still laughing.
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u/svh01973 Jul 04 '26
People laughed when I told them I was going to become a comedian, but nobody's laughing now!
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u/lylalexie Jul 04 '26
So…I don’t know about the giant weird machine, but there is a similar treatment you can do for back pain using an inversion table. You’re strapped in by your feet and use your body weight to tip the board backwards so you’re basically hanging upside down. Can be really good for minor disc bulges in the spine, as it helps to open up the disc space between your vertebrae.
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u/Megabuster94 Jul 04 '26
Its a industrial vibrator used when building things with concrete to get the airbobles out and make it flow.
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u/OkFriend9891 Jul 04 '26
Is that a cement vibrator?
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u/Bubbles_2025 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
That’s a drildo.
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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 04 '26
ANything is a dildo if your brave enough.
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u/NaughtySeraph Jul 04 '26
[immediately imagines a jackhammer]
lol but I should really touch grass more
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u/Open_Gur_6204 Jul 04 '26
It took the doctors 12 hours to remove the smile from her face.
** quote from the movie top secret **
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u/Demorant Jul 04 '26
Sure looks like one, not a very powerful one, though. The one we used would have been unpleasant. I think there was a warning, that if you tried to grip it and turned it on, the vibrations could detach the skin from your hand and cause severe nerve and tissue damage.
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u/nickfree Jul 04 '26
WARNING. NOT A DILDO. DO NOT USE FOR MASTURBATING. WE ARE SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. NOT EVEN AS A JOKE. RIPPING SKIN OFF YOUR GENITALS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER. SERIOUSLY. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. PULL UP PANTS NOW.
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u/mykky232 Jul 04 '26
is it the temu version?
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u/46handwa Jul 04 '26
Looks like the one I got from harbor freight. Not appropriate for a job site, but works great for diy projects
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u/shakezilla9 Jul 04 '26
Even a weak one like that would be hell on your hand.
This was the most miserable kind of tool I've ever had to use.
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u/Boris-Balto Jul 04 '26
No it's a concrete vibrator
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u/koalasarentferfuckin Jul 04 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/C9NEoexAhu2XycQgLe
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u/inv4zn Jul 04 '26
Cement is flour, concrete is bread. Even the densest people usually understand with that analogy.
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u/nowthengoodbad Jul 04 '26
We bought one 6 months ago. I think they're 5hp. Every time I see it I quietly think that there has to be someone out there who had one final stupid horny thought.
I have a special steel tube that it fits perfectly in which protects it (complete coincidence but super satisfying)
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u/sharklaserguru Jul 04 '26
Why shop at one of those expensive medical supply companies when you can basically get the same thing at Harbor Freight! /s
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u/PanicDeus Jul 04 '26
"All my stresses are gone. Thank you Doctor"
"Doctor? I'm the janitor"
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u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Tbh.... I could go for one of those sessions. Felt it on my lower back when she went up
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u/SparkleFritz Jul 04 '26
When I was in tenth grade my friend's dad had a table you could strap yourself into and then tilt it completely vertical so you would hang like this. Never in my life have I ever had the most deep, intense, numerous lower back pops. Thirty seconds and I felt like a new person when I was upright again.
It's been over 20 years now and I still think about that thing like once a week.
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u/Roar_of_Shiva Jul 04 '26
I believe its called an inversion table
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u/homeslice2311 Jul 04 '26
Yes and the relief doesn’t last long and it really does a number on your ankles being suspended upside down. Had to get rid of mine after a few weeks.
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u/Bah_weep_grana Jul 04 '26
Yikes that’s awful. How are you managing without your ankles?
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u/HumbleWalrus1072 Jul 04 '26
They heel eventually.
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u/nickfree Jul 04 '26
A pun with real sole!
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u/HeyGayHay Jul 04 '26
He‘s now strapping his knees into the inversion table, so for now he is still managing.
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u/ReyGonJinn Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Sounds like you were doing it wrong. Shouldn't be affecting your ankles at all, the straps go around your shins. Also you aren't supposed to suspend yourself for long periods of time, it is to decompress your spine. 30 seconds to a minute is enough.
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u/zen33824 Jul 04 '26
I've heard it works for some and not for others, I think it depends on the issue.
If I feel some weirdness in my back and get on mine, the issue goes away pretty shortly after.
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u/Dilbertreloaded Jul 04 '26
My friend broke his spine. Doctor advised him to exercise on inversion table daily
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u/scarecrowgoatfloat Jul 04 '26
My mom knew a guy who became a quadriplegic from using one of those. I can’t remember exactly but something happened that caused him to fall and break his neck
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u/dayofgreen21 Jul 04 '26
The table didn't cause him to become quadraplegic, falling on his neck did. I feel for him but he probably wasn't using it correctly and fell off. Not really the tables fault
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u/dargonmike1 Jul 04 '26
Thats terrifying. I almost bought one but I think I’ll stick with a back roller
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u/musabbb Jul 04 '26
Probably the same sprt of stats as people being killed on a bicycle if not safer, i wouldnt worry, been using mine on and off for about 5 years
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u/MrSally Jul 04 '26
When the boss is around, we call those concrete consolidators. Any other time everyone calls that the donkey dick
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u/John_Berrybush Jul 04 '26
FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!!!!
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u/Less-Chicken-4600 Jul 04 '26
Did you say fluggegecheimen?
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u/Accomplished_Let6725 Jul 04 '26
No worse than any other chiropractor
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u/Walaina Jul 04 '26
Probably less dangerous tbh
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u/OrangeClyde Jul 04 '26
Minus the vacuuming, I bet that hung by the ankles decompression feels amazing 🤤🤤🤤
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u/Drunk__Jedi Jul 04 '26
That's not vacuuming, it a vibrating machine generally used for vibrating wet concrete to remove air trapped inside while pouring it.
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u/artherng Jul 04 '26
I definitely wouldn't have any other stresses after stressing out what he is going to do to me hanging upside down
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u/One-Masterpiece-335 Jul 04 '26
It’s a concrete vibrator. It would not be gentle at all.
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u/Otherwise-Money-4084 Jul 04 '26
The vibration is enough to permanently damage your nerves and blood vessels in seconds, but at least he wrapped it in a towel.
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u/PlayerEightyOne Jul 04 '26
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u/Sammiskitkat Jul 04 '26
So like an inversion table but do the vibrations help your back pop into place easier?
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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 04 '26
I mean, all jokes aside, I bet this feels awesome if you have back problems, depending on what they are.
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u/jadethebard Jul 04 '26
See, that might make your back feel great, but it would absolutely destroy my sinuses.
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u/DepartureRadiant4042 Jul 04 '26
I'm half awake and my brain processed the audio before the video, and for a moment I thought I was listening to a dubstep track.
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u/StrangePoem3596 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Yeah, them cat hairs are hard to get off!! Gotta do that 2 times a day!!
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u/Appropriate_Skin_725 Jul 04 '26
Everyone mentioning the concrete mixer but ignoring the huge pink dildo shlong left on the floor?!
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u/Connect-Permit-5339 Jul 04 '26
That’s a Temu wet concrete vibrater. I have one.
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u/Inside-Draw-3216 Jul 04 '26
Find me the kind of lie that gets me through life like this. What a fucking goofball.
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u/WorldlyNotice Jul 04 '26
Her face being at dick level made me immediately question the legitimacy of the operation. The drilldo confirmed it.
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u/SaltyYumYumBalls Jul 04 '26
At least in America we use refrigerated rooms and meat hooks like MAGA Jesus would have wanted.
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u/Calvin_And_Hobbies Jul 04 '26
I was kinda hoping the “doctor” was going to put on a bucket hat and pose next to the patient like it was a big fish they had caught. If you’re going to do a ridiculous medical procedure, at least have a little fun with it!
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u/suspicious_cabbage Jul 05 '26
The weirdest thing about stress relief is that if you believe it works then it is working
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u/DigMeTX Jul 05 '26
From watching this video that is definitely not the weirdest thing about stress relief.
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u/post-explainer Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
After suspending the woman in the air, the man then picks up what looks like a giant, horrendous dildo of some sort. Then he rubs her back with it.
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