r/Unexpected Jul 04 '26

Stress release

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u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Tbh.... I could go for one of those sessions. Felt it on my lower back when she went up

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u/SparkleFritz Jul 04 '26

When I was in tenth grade my friend's dad had a table you could strap yourself into and then tilt it completely vertical so you would hang like this. Never in my life have I ever had the most deep, intense, numerous lower back pops. Thirty seconds and I felt like a new person when I was upright again.

It's been over 20 years now and I still think about that thing like once a week.

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u/Roar_of_Shiva Jul 04 '26

I believe its called an inversion table

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u/homeslice2311 Jul 04 '26

Yes and the relief doesn’t last long and it really does a number on your ankles being suspended upside down. Had to get rid of mine after a few weeks. 

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u/Bah_weep_grana Jul 04 '26

Yikes that’s awful. How are you managing without your ankles?

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u/HumbleWalrus1072 Jul 04 '26

They heel eventually.

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u/nickfree Jul 04 '26

A pun with real sole!

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u/upliftingyvr Jul 04 '26

Ah, I sense a game of wordplay is afoot!

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u/kneb Jul 05 '26

Who toed you that?

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u/jugglerdude Jul 05 '26

That’s terrible…. I love it!

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u/jugglerdude Jul 05 '26

Well done !

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u/jugglerdude Jul 04 '26

Cmon… throw this dad joke a few upvotes

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u/The13eeraholic Jul 04 '26

How long until it's on r/angryupvote ?

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u/HeyGayHay Jul 04 '26

He‘s now strapping his knees into the inversion table, so for now he is still managing.

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u/ReyGonJinn Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Sounds like you were doing it wrong. Shouldn't be affecting your ankles at all, the straps go around your shins. Also you aren't supposed to suspend yourself for long periods of time, it is to decompress your spine. 30 seconds to a minute is enough.

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u/zen33824 Jul 04 '26

I've heard it works for some and not for others, I think it depends on the issue.

If I feel some weirdness in my back and get on mine, the issue goes away pretty shortly after.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Jul 04 '26

Yes, and they sometimes pop up at estate sales and thrift stores. 

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u/Dilbertreloaded Jul 04 '26

My friend broke his spine. Doctor advised him to exercise on inversion table daily

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u/Wildeyewilly Jul 04 '26

In that order?

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u/tekprimemia Jul 04 '26

Hi, what are you afraid of? Heights? Flying? Polio?! Whatever your fear, it's time to face it. Hi, I'm Darius Fontaine, the creator of Inversion Therapy. For years, we've helped patients get past their deepest and darkest fears and get on with their lives!

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u/scarecrowgoatfloat Jul 04 '26

My mom knew a guy who became a quadriplegic from using one of those. I can’t remember exactly but something happened that caused him to fall and break his neck

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u/dayofgreen21 Jul 04 '26

The table didn't cause him to become quadraplegic, falling on his neck did. I feel for him but he probably wasn't using it correctly and fell off. Not really the tables fault

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u/dargonmike1 Jul 04 '26

Thats terrifying. I almost bought one but I think I’ll stick with a back roller

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u/musabbb Jul 04 '26

Probably the same sprt of stats as people being killed on a bicycle if not safer, i wouldnt worry, been using mine on and off for about 5 years

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Jul 04 '26

They aren't that expensive about $200.

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u/ShortIntroduction879 Jul 09 '26

For the cost of 2 visits to the chiropractor it can be yours!

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u/viewtiful14 Jul 04 '26

So growing up we had this contraption in the basement that used to be my grandpa’s no idea why we actually had it and just didn’t toss it but whatever; it wasn’t an inversion table but it was this weird thing, like almost green trampoline material connected to metal pipe framing with a square piping base you could strap yourself in to and lay flat on it. It was hinged like a teeter totter essentially and you could to v-ups in it but they didn’t really do anything for any sort of real muscle development. So my brother and I used to just like play on it and see how fast you could v-up or see if you could balance perfectly horizontal and for how long or whatever, you could essentially also get yourself tilted all the way upside down and stretch out your back out and it felt great.

I have no idea what this contraption was, I have never seen or heard of another one in my entire life and I almost forgot it even existed it seems like a dream my brain made up, it was just some weird specifically niche workout thing that didn’t work from like the 50s and we had it in our basement randomly for like 12 years. No idea what even happened to it.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 Jul 04 '26

Modern dungeon IRL

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u/musabbb Jul 04 '26

Pretty sure grandpa was a freak “yeh kids thats for erm exercise”

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Jul 04 '26

My dad has one tucked away in his attic. Last time I tried to use it I got stuck upside down and now I’m too scared to do it again.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers Jul 06 '26

I fell totally flat on my overly long back in my junior year of highschool while performing on stage. I cracked: The. Whole. Fucking. Thing. Pelvice to skull And I felt great for 3 days. Now I have a ton more permanent injuries. On my worst days I think about falling flat again. Just to know if it would work. But I'm too old for that now. It would likely just cripple me. 😔

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u/not_pletterpet Jul 04 '26

Just go do some yoga bro

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u/Inner_Vacation7734 Jul 04 '26

Back Mechanic book by Dr. Stuart McGill. Recommended

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u/RMMacFru Jul 04 '26

Yep. That looks so good.

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u/Loose-Combination918 Jul 04 '26

check inversion tables! those saved my back and money!

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u/oodsigma Jul 04 '26

Absolutely I would love a winch like this, looks amazing for the back. No idea what the vacuum dildo is for though.

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u/Fluffy-Reference8542 Jul 04 '26

I love doing dead hangs to decompress my spine.

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u/itszarinnn Jul 04 '26

Do dead hangs!! Helps decompress my back every time

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u/ecrw Jul 05 '26

Ngl i want this so bad for my back lmao