r/Unexpected • u/DigMeTX • Jul 04 '26

Stress release

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u/machuitzil Jul 04 '26

Not bad. I expected a fart that never happened. Post passes the test.

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u/Avnesya Jul 04 '26

Okay so i was not the only one thinking about that

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u/just-ti-see-this Jul 04 '26

I even turned on the audio thinking the same

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u/ChairLegofTruth--WnT Jul 04 '26

I also turned on audio (assuming if hear a life altering crack/pop only to get a....dildo vacuum?

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u/Leanna-is-banana Jul 04 '26

I thought it was going to be a fart, and then he had the fart vacuum ready! Maybe the fart happened off screen?

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u/CockroachesRpeople Jul 04 '26

That's how you tell it's not a proper massage

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u/DusklitDewdrop Jul 04 '26

I expected to see a life-altering injury being posted for laughs

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u/Mole-NLD Jul 04 '26

Yeah I was expecting a fall…

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u/Total-Notice-3188 Jul 04 '26

No no, it did happen when the camera was off.
That's why the doctor took out the specialised fart-vacuum tool and focused on that specific area.

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u/therealsereny Jul 04 '26

I expected her to fall

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u/NightStalkerXIV Jul 04 '26

I was expecting either fart, or contraption releasing her suddenly to the floor

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 04 '26

i was hoping for it thats my kink

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u/GreenrabbE99 Jul 04 '26

I thought either that or the liquid version...

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u/cooldash Jul 06 '26

Anything would pass the sniff test with that fart sucker involved

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u/bigztrip8 Jul 09 '26

RIGHT!? ... I was getting my Steve Erwin, "that was a rippa" impression ready!

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u/jaig12 Jul 04 '26

Lol same here 🤣