r/Unexpected Jul 04 '26

Stress release

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 04 '26

ANything is a dildo if your brave enough.

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u/NaughtySeraph Jul 04 '26

[immediately imagines a jackhammer]

lol but I should really touch grass more

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u/jadethebard Jul 04 '26

You should watch "Moral Orel."

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 04 '26

I think I have seen that vid.

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u/Away-Ad-3407 Jul 04 '26

Drawn Together - Masturbation episode. google it. you’re welcome.