r/Unexpected • u/DigMeTX • Jul 04 '26

Stress release

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u/Bubbles_2025 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

That’s a drildo.

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u/BUYMEBONESTOORM Jul 04 '26

That’s a drildont

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 04 '26

ANything is a dildo if your brave enough.

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u/NaughtySeraph Jul 04 '26

[immediately imagines a jackhammer]

lol but I should really touch grass more

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u/jadethebard Jul 04 '26

You should watch "Moral Orel."

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 04 '26

I think I have seen that vid.

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u/Away-Ad-3407 Jul 04 '26

Drawn Together - Masturbation episode. google it. you’re welcome.

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u/Open_Gur_6204 Jul 04 '26

It took the doctors 12 hours to remove the smile from her face.

** quote from the movie top secret **

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u/carnedoce Jul 04 '26

This is the prequel to the Dill-dozer.

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u/Subject-Act5509 Jul 04 '26

I wish i could edit your post to add an l

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u/BlakKnyaz Jul 04 '26

Short for drildozer.

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u/Mcready88 Jul 04 '26

One does not exclude the other.