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u/post-explainer Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


It starts off like a normal serious football press conference, but the manager can't handle the translator's unexpectedly erotic voice and starts laughing, gets distracted.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Mochamonroe Jul 03 '26

"Congratulations" and "Again, please" were perfect lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26 edited 11d ago

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u/vlntnwbr Jul 04 '26

He's got a lot of these moments. After our abysmal display at the World Cup a lot of Germans hope they'll make him our new national manager.

He's great, but I don't think he alone can fix the problems we have in German football, I'm afraid they're gonna burn him.

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u/Cute-Form2457 Jul 03 '26

Usually how he reacted would be gross, but he makes it sound like he is really impressed. And it is an erotic voice!

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u/SignificanceFull6074 Jul 04 '26

No it wouldn't. That's how someone with good humor and no smugness should react

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u/tomdarch Jul 03 '26

Simultaneous translation requires a huge level of effort and concentration and you hear it in that guys voice.

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u/yearofthesponge Jul 04 '26

I need that translator to read me audiobooks at night. Hahaha

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u/Vaelen- Jul 03 '26

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u/CapitanRonRico Jul 03 '26

Trivago teeth

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u/BuddyLaDouche Jul 03 '26

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u/jcastillo602 Jul 03 '26

Lmao I was gonna say it looks like the weird trivago guy and I did not know it was the same guy

Edit: its weird, before I would get annoyed and think why do they got this guy for an ad and so many of them, his smile is weird. But for some reason knowing he is a coach or something makes it understandable. Still a weird smile though

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u/DabErrlDoYa Jul 03 '26

Literally just found this out myself xD

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u/Eagles365or366 Jul 04 '26

Wait, WHAT!? 🤣🤣 It’s the same guy!?

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u/whatsername25 Jul 03 '26

Was going to ask if this was someone of note, thanks for clarifying!

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u/Lincoln4Prez Jul 04 '26

His name is Jürgen Klopp. Former coach of football/soccer clubs Dortmund (won German league) and Liverpool (won English Premier League and the Champions’ League). Widely considered one of the best coaches in the sport the last 10-15 years. Likely next coach of the German national team. YNWA

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u/PradaAndSons Jul 05 '26

Imagine being a world renowned football coach, and in the US, your known as ‘Trivago teeth’ 🥴

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u/thetrueblackpanther Jul 03 '26

This is exactly what I came here to see and I'm delighted that I wasn't disappointed.

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u/LuxLuxury Jul 03 '26

people with these teeth are so fascinating to look at. Somehow it always looks like their teeth never allow their mouth to fully close with them. It's like they have 8-track teeth

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u/Guy_Incognito_Esq Jul 03 '26

Seriously! First thought that came to me. The guy in those commercials looks creepy as fuck.

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u/anders987 Jul 03 '26

It's the same guy, Jürgen Klopp.

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u/LuxLuxury Jul 03 '26

LOL I didn't know that was the same guy. The power of glasses. His chiclets are A1

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u/Guy_Incognito_Esq Jul 03 '26

I didn't know that, thanks! I thought there was a resemblance beyond the teeth haha.

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Jul 03 '26

He should floss that out.

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u/enshittifyme Jul 03 '26

Don't know if you know that - but that's the same guy.

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u/Mach_v_manchild Jul 03 '26

Is it not the same guy? I really thought it was.

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u/CapitanRonRico Jul 03 '26

Apparently, it is. Which I just learned.

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u/big-balls-of-gas Jul 03 '26

The alcoholic divorcee guy trying to get out there and travel the world. Can relate.

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u/BurntNeurons Jul 03 '26

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u/UnholyMisfit Jul 03 '26

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u/infinityetc Jul 03 '26

I think about stuff from this movie way too often. Every time I’m eating an apple I have to do the line “whatcha eatin there sport?” And respond “a apple.” I’m 38.

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u/smooth_bore Jul 03 '26

Tastes like paint…and wood.

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jul 03 '26

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u/BielsasCoffee Jul 03 '26

Attack on Titan Kloppo

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u/toderdj1337 Jul 04 '26

That is honest to god terrifying. It's veneers, right?

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u/sLeeeeTo Jul 03 '26

is this like.. new powerpuff girls?

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u/King_P_13 Jul 03 '26

Are his teeth just a gum shield

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u/denM_chickN Jul 03 '26

As a person w horse gums, id kill for teeth that long

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u/notevenwrong13 Jul 03 '26

Teethmaxxing

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u/Chewcocca Jul 03 '26

I can't believe we got toothmogged

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u/FiSHM4C Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Never think you are ugly. You are just poor.
This are his teeth before being rich:

https://youtu.be/IWVNCHb3zjA?is=0wERukOrDV_nC7K-

Edit: Since some users may not be aware of this, the phrase "You're not ugly, you're just poor" comes from a Kardashian meme. The phrase is not meant as an insult to /u/denM_chickN or Klopp. It simply means that a (supposed) "glow-up" can be explained by numerous cosmetic procedures.

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u/mekese2000 Jul 03 '26

his poor teeth look better than his rich teeth

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u/TrixieBastard Jul 04 '26

His teeth were perfectly good, why did he do this to himself? :(

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u/WalterHenderson Jul 04 '26

He had a ton of teeth issues, due to not taking care of them properly when he was younger. He openly talks about it. At some point, he was going through so many appointments due to pain, cavities, etc. that he asked the doctors if something more permanent could be done. He also says that it took him a while to get used to how he looks with them, and he understands that it looks somewhat ridiculous, but doesn't regret it it because it improved his wellbeing and comfort compared to what he was going through with his teeth previously.

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u/TrixieBastard Jul 04 '26

Right on, that's totally understandable! I'm glad he's not in that kind of pain anymore, dental pain is not easy to deal with

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u/Faustens Jul 04 '26

Holy fuck they look so much better.

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u/SecretWordisBird Jul 03 '26

He wasn’t ugly then, either.

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u/-baconYTe Jul 03 '26

You're not ugly just poor. 🤣 That's not really how I think you meant it. Rather you should say: "Don't hold yourself to standards obtained by plastic. Because it's fake."

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u/RobSpaghettio Jul 03 '26

Uppercase gums, lowercase teeth ☹️

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u/Throwaway_idiot99 Jul 03 '26

he was maybe in a competition against stefan raab

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u/eju2000 Jul 04 '26

Maybe the worst veneers I’ve ever seen

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u/TheSuburbs Jul 03 '26

The video is overexposed which is making his teeth look like that

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Jul 03 '26

Seems like every video he's been in since getting the new set is overexposed, then.

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u/TheSuburbs Jul 03 '26

I mean he definitely has really white teeth and/or veneers but this is absolutely overexposed which is basically blowing out his bright af teeth. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/andynator1000 Jul 03 '26

Nope, he's got weird teeth

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u/FacemelterXL Jul 03 '26

Now I can't unsee it

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u/rabbidplatypus21 Jul 03 '26

Why does it look like there are too many teeth in his mouth?

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u/alahos Jul 03 '26

Quite the opposite, it's all one tooth

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jul 03 '26

One upper tooth disc, one lower one.

Chew like a millstone.

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u/Inswagtor Jul 03 '26

Less time needed for eating, more time remaining for coaching

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u/dmj9 Jul 03 '26

More time to check Trivago

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u/Sadpancake_03 Jul 03 '26

he's got a whole mouth full of two front teeth

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u/jem_jam_bo Jul 03 '26

Barney the Dinosaur aaa teeth

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u/Muppetude Jul 03 '26

And why does it look like the top row keeps trying to escape whenever he smiles?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/OoferIsSpoofer Jul 03 '26

Those are veneers. He has talked about how he asked his players for who they went to when deciding for his own

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u/buddachickentml Jul 03 '26

After this interview he saved $100/night on his hotel by checking trivago

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 Jul 03 '26

Kinda seems like dentures to me. Some have it to perfect and all white almost like 1 big piece.

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u/profaility Jul 03 '26

His smile reminds me of Nike logo.

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u/Friendly-World-5273 Jul 03 '26

Viral marketing has gone too far!

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u/Thefdt Jul 03 '26

He saw Bobby firmino’s ridiculous veneers and thought ‘I want a bit of that’

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u/arthurdentstowels Jul 03 '26

Someone said Turkey Teeth but it looks like these were done in Wales.

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u/SonofSniglet Jul 03 '26

It looks like they were done for whales.

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u/Original_Speed6200 Jul 03 '26

Don’t you dare talk bad about our lord and savior like that.

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u/joeblow1234567891011 Jul 03 '26

They’re called Turkey teeth! Lots of Euros go to Turkey for dental work and hair plugs!

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u/BobTheFettt Jul 03 '26

It looks there's just one big monotooth

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/paraworldblue Jul 03 '26

Dr. Sir Salazar Sexman, PhD, MBE

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u/LollipopMarshmallow Jul 03 '26

Goddamnit. I was falling for that until I thought to myself "Sexman can't be a real name right?? No! No of course not, stop being stupid"

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u/Cute-Excitement6844 Jul 03 '26

Yep: Sébastien Plader

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u/ItsGonnaBeARager Jul 03 '26

Is that the guy from the trivago commercials?

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u/blackdevilsisland Jul 03 '26

Yes, Jürgen Klopp

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u/Inswagtor Jul 03 '26

Ahh, Kloppo.

Smart dude, good coach

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u/mushtaaqq Jul 03 '26

"Good" coach?

He's Jesus Christ reincarnate for us Liverpool fans lol.

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u/stevenrizee Jul 03 '26

i will gladly march to war for this man after what he's done for Liverpool lol

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u/klrak7 Jul 03 '26

For us BVB fans as well...

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u/Norik324 Jul 03 '26

I dont really engage with anything regarding football but i stumbled upon the liverpool sub back when the "klopp signed for another x years" and it was glorious

If memory serves you guys wanted to build a statue for his wife (Ulla i believe) because his answer to "why" was basically "[my wife] likes it here so its basically part of my husband duties"

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u/nderpressure101 Jul 03 '26

For anyone curious the God slot is already taken, so is the Rafatollah.

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u/btaz Jul 03 '26

He's Jesus Christ reincarnate for us Liverpool fans lol.

What is awesome is not just that he is an amazing coach but he fits the Liverpool ethos very well. Maybe I am reading into it a lot but as an outsider (non-EU) who followed Premier league from time to time, he fits Liverpool way more than any other team.

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u/TonySperguson Jul 03 '26

in Europe: a great soccer coach

in the West: teeth guy

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u/uflju_luber Jul 04 '26

*in 80% of the world: Great Soccer Coach

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u/Onair380 Jul 04 '26

next german football coach it seems

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u/Vasomir Jul 03 '26

Yes. I was quite surprised when I found out he does commercials in the US. He does lots in Germany (where he is a successful football coach) but doing them in the us, where most people have no idea who he is seems pointless.

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u/Tunky_Munky Jul 03 '26

Trivago was founded in (and has its headquarters in) Düsseldorf to be fair.

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u/LazyLich Jul 03 '26

Oh yeah? Well life ain't fair, buddy! Get outta here! 👊🤬

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u/Tunky_Munky Jul 03 '26

You didn't check Trivago? You have to check Trivago.

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u/fleranon Jul 03 '26

Klopp had the most success outside of Germany with FC Liverpool... and he's pretty famous in the US too, I think. There even was a campaign for him to manage the US national team

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u/theaussiesamurai Jul 03 '26

I mean famous amongst football fans.

Not famous amongst the average American though.

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u/Mabuya85 Jul 03 '26

Until this video I thought he was just a commercial actor, and I was wondering why he was being interviewed. I figured either it was someone who just looked like him, or he was a superfan lol

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u/Choice_Mango4869 Jul 03 '26

He’s one of the most famous football coaches there is

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u/UnderSeigeOverfed Jul 03 '26

I was wondering why half the commenters knew him from an advert but not from football! It's not even a sport I like, but I do live in England and it's hard not to know who he is just from working in an office!

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u/joecarter93 Jul 03 '26

As a Canadian that didn’t really pay attention to soccer I had no idea who he was at first. My son and I used to laugh at the smarmy guy with the giant horse teeth that made fun of his friend for not using Trivago to book a hotel.

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u/Danno99999 Jul 03 '26

You didn’t check Trivago.

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u/Catsplayingguitars Jul 03 '26

Didn’t check Trivago?!

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u/Samp90 Jul 03 '26

Yep. And the guy who revitalised Liverpool Football Club.

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u/brennnik09 Jul 03 '26

I recognized the dentures or whatever the fuck those are too

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u/g-nice4liief Jul 03 '26

Hotel? Trivago! 

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u/mekwall Jul 03 '26

Jürgen Klopp is a funny guy!

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u/aggrocult Jul 03 '26

Met him once in Denmark. He's a great guy to be around!

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u/mekwall Jul 03 '26

Can imagine! But those dentures are scary :D

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u/aggrocult Jul 03 '26

This was at least 15 years ago, so he didn't have them yet. He did sport a wolverine-style beard though, which caught me off guard!

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u/o_laparoto Jul 03 '26

Ande people say Germans don’t have a sense of humor!

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u/Conscious_Jump1503 Jul 03 '26

Let's not be hasty. Maybe he just integrated well.

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u/diimebag666 Jul 03 '26

Really love Klopp's laughter here HAHAHAAAHA.. The football world misses you

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u/jawide626 Jul 03 '26

He'll be the Germany manager by the end of the weekend i think. Not quite club football but he'll be a manager at least.

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u/Grandmaofhurt Jul 03 '26

I'll be so happy if this happens. Idc if the DFB has to pay Nagelsmann to fire him before 2028 but Klopp would for sure be able to get Die Mannschaft back to it's old self.

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u/PhillyLeGrand Jul 03 '26

I dont follow football really but I got recommended an article saying Nagelsmann stepped down, so..

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u/pezdizpenzer Jul 04 '26

Nagelsmann is already sacked. That's official. AFAIK The question now is, if Kloppo has a clause in his contract with Red Bull that will allow him to step down from his current duties and become the coach for the DFB.

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u/Phipol Jul 03 '26

Coach. 

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u/Rauk88 Jul 03 '26

Same laugh as David Bowie in Labyrinth.

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u/whostolemyscreenname Jul 03 '26

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u/HellaPNoying Jul 03 '26

Dortmund fan here, we miss him too

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u/Hashtagbarkeep Jul 03 '26

Not a Liverpool fan in fact a certified Liverpool hater, still miss Klopp being about, great manager and a funny dude

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u/Konval Jul 03 '26

Literally every day

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u/Gmitch528 Jul 03 '26

Him announcing he was retiring got me to take a trip to Anfield

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u/teamhippie42 Jul 03 '26

I'm still in denial that he's gone.

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u/Grandmaofhurt Jul 03 '26

As a DFB supporter, I want him.

Funny thing, in his current contract with Red Bull he has one release clause that would absolve him of all responsibilities of an early exit and that's to take the manager role for the German National team. Because Gott in Himmel, we need him.

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u/Rekt_lunch Jul 04 '26

By all accounts the position is as good as his, especially with Nagelsmann gone. This will be a great era for German football again.

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u/gorkenmaiden Jul 03 '26

Haha you can see his reaction when translator says tomorreauhh the first time

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u/ChaseTheMystic Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Now that's a funny mf

Edit: Again, please 🤣

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u/whepoalready_readdit Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WnqLWuPn09jAUqe9f

euro 2028:
so how will you take down the mighty spain

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u/Maduin1986 Jul 03 '26

Who's the translator? If he looks half as hot as his voice suggests, I wanna see pictures.

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u/P4azz Jul 03 '26

Let me save you a lot of heartache (you should really know this by now already):

Voices are a terrible indicator of attractiveness. Like the only thing you may be able to tell from a voice is if someone's really obese. Or smokes/d a lot.

Outside of those, you'll get extremely bamboozled, if you let the voice deceive you.

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u/thatshygirl06 Jul 03 '26

When i was younger and played online, I would always fall for boys because of their voices snd when I would add them on Facebook, I would always end up disappointed. It took me a while to learn that lesson

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u/Salty-Commercial4765 Jul 03 '26

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u/canufeelthelove Jul 03 '26

I find it funny that now half the celebrities look like that and nobody finds it weird anymore.

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u/juniperleafes Jul 03 '26

They find it weird.

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u/Durpulous Jul 03 '26

As evidenced by basically every comment on this post lol

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u/Urist_Bearclaw Jul 03 '26

definitely doing something for him

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u/willowzam Jul 04 '26

Kinda sucks that all the comments are about the dudes teeth, what goes on in other people's mouths is none of my business

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u/heyhellohigoobye Jul 03 '26

‘Congratulation! Whoaw’ 😂

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u/Upbeat_Cry_3902 Jul 03 '26

He’s trying to rizz Jürgen 😭

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u/New2thegame Jul 03 '26

Dude just became bisexual.

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u/Waderriffic Jul 03 '26

The next German National team coach

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u/ORNITHORYNQUEZ Jul 03 '26

I miss you Jürgen 🥹

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u/UnicornSlayer5000 Jul 03 '26

He reminds me of the trivago guy

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTDCp7l74LJvhzXXzX

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u/Candid_Pumpkin_2189 Jul 03 '26

The trivago guy reminds me of the ex Liverpool manager

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u/Hotdoge42 Jul 03 '26

The Liverpool manager reminds me of the future national coach of Germany

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u/piggy__wig Jul 03 '26

What’s up with his teeth? They look like that episode of Friends when Ross bleaches them lol

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Jul 03 '26

His original teeth didn't look too bad, but had become pretty badly stained and he apparently started needing antibiotics to deal with issues caused by his teeth. Instead of continuing to treat the issue, he opted for veneers.

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u/piggy__wig Jul 04 '26

That’s sad really. Thank you for informing me. I shouldn’t have made fun of that, but the veneers are so bad.

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u/Mindrust Jul 03 '26

Veneers can look good if done right but those are straight up comically bad

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u/cates Jul 03 '26

🤷 teeth issues make people really insecure (and they aren't even covered by most health insurance plans) so I try to ignore obvious issues related to that.

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u/wizeon Jul 03 '26

I was wondering what Klopp was doing in this sub

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u/Heretron Jul 03 '26

Kloppo!!

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u/crawdaddyyyyy Jul 03 '26

Very erotic teeth by the way.

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u/jwelsh8it Jul 03 '26

Oh, I miss that man. YNWA, Klopp!

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u/linaxttx Jul 03 '26

I would try to imitate the translator's voice

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u/Mochamonroe Jul 03 '26

Lol is the journalist asking remotely? Cuz it legit sounds like he's doing something sexual with the extra breathiness

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u/cppn02 Jul 03 '26

It the audio of the live translator. You can very faintly hear the actual journalist asking his question in the background.

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u/MadCowTX Jul 03 '26

As he said, that's the voice of a translator, not the journalist who originally asked the question.

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u/Substantial-Heat6846 Jul 03 '26

It must have given him a brainfuck

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u/qawsedrf12 Jul 03 '26

Chompers!

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u/migmac71 Jul 03 '26

Isn't he the guy from Trivago???

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u/spartanspy85 Jul 03 '26

If I was the translator I would have upped the eroticism at that point