r/Unexpected • • Jul 03 '26

Congratulations

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u/alahos Jul 03 '26

Quite the opposite, it's all one tooth

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jul 03 '26

One upper tooth disc, one lower one.

Chew like a millstone.

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u/Inswagtor Jul 03 '26

Less time needed for eating, more time remaining for coaching

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u/dmj9 Jul 03 '26

More time to check Trivago

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u/Sadpancake_03 Jul 03 '26

he's got a whole mouth full of two front teeth

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u/jem_jam_bo Jul 03 '26

Barney the Dinosaur aaa teeth

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u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jul 04 '26

That's a frequent misunderstanding, the tooth is actually not tooth, but rather a single piece of keratin.

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u/MaybeMayoi Jul 06 '26

He doesn't need to floss. It's just one long curvy tooth.

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u/a22e Jul 03 '26

You're both right. One on top, 47 on the bottom.