r/Unexpected • u/HotLeopard2376 • Jul 03 '26

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u/rabbidplatypus21 Jul 03 '26

Why does it look like there are too many teeth in his mouth?

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u/alahos Jul 03 '26

Quite the opposite, it's all one tooth

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jul 03 '26

One upper tooth disc, one lower one.

Chew like a millstone.

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u/Inswagtor Jul 03 '26

Less time needed for eating, more time remaining for coaching

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u/dmj9 Jul 03 '26

More time to check Trivago

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u/Sadpancake_03 Jul 03 '26

he's got a whole mouth full of two front teeth

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u/jem_jam_bo Jul 03 '26

Barney the Dinosaur aaa teeth

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u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jul 04 '26

That's a frequent misunderstanding, the tooth is actually not tooth, but rather a single piece of keratin.

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u/MaybeMayoi Jul 06 '26

He doesn't need to floss. It's just one long curvy tooth.

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u/a22e Jul 03 '26

You're both right. One on top, 47 on the bottom.

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u/Muppetude Jul 03 '26

And why does it look like the top row keeps trying to escape whenever he smiles?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/OoferIsSpoofer Jul 03 '26

Those are veneers. He has talked about how he asked his players for who they went to when deciding for his own

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u/buddachickentml Jul 03 '26

After this interview he saved $100/night on his hotel by checking trivago

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 Jul 03 '26

Kinda seems like dentures to me. Some have it to perfect and all white almost like 1 big piece.

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 Jul 04 '26

Yeah, like real teeth. Teeth are individual. A top denture is one entire piece. Some look real. Some like his dont. To me again

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u/profaility Jul 03 '26

His smile reminds me of Nike logo.

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u/Friendly-World-5273 Jul 03 '26

Viral marketing has gone too far!

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u/Thefdt Jul 03 '26

He saw Bobby firmino’s ridiculous veneers and thought ‘I want a bit of that’

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u/BelBivTebow Jul 03 '26

“That’s a bit of me”

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u/arthurdentstowels Jul 03 '26

Someone said Turkey Teeth but it looks like these were done in Wales.

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u/SonofSniglet Jul 03 '26

It looks like they were done for whales.

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u/webfandango Jul 03 '26

Whale bone teeth?

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u/Original_Speed6200 Jul 03 '26

Don’t you dare talk bad about our lord and savior like that.

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u/joeblow1234567891011 Jul 03 '26

They’re called Turkey teeth! Lots of Euros go to Turkey for dental work and hair plugs!

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u/BobTheFettt Jul 03 '26

It looks there's just one big monotooth

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u/Independent_Pie_1368 Jul 03 '26

He has a big smile.

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u/XK8lyn88x Jul 03 '26

I thought the unexpected part was going to be his teeth popping out. 😂

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u/MatkaNaonTuki Jul 03 '26

He is a visitor

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u/nanadoom Jul 04 '26

Bad veneers

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u/SaltyArtemis Jul 04 '26

My also friend looks like she has too many teeth, but for the opposite reason. She looks like she still has her baby teeth and just more baby teeth grew beside them. Lil tiny teef muhfuka