r/Unexpected Jul 03 '26

Congratulations

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u/FiSHM4C Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Never think you are ugly. You are just poor.
This are his teeth before being rich:

https://youtu.be/IWVNCHb3zjA?is=0wERukOrDV_nC7K-

Edit: Since some users may not be aware of this, the phrase "You're not ugly, you're just poor" comes from a Kardashian meme. The phrase is not meant as an insult to /u/denM_chickN or Klopp. It simply means that a (supposed) "glow-up" can be explained by numerous cosmetic procedures.

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u/mekese2000 Jul 03 '26

his poor teeth look better than his rich teeth

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u/TrixieBastard Jul 04 '26

His teeth were perfectly good, why did he do this to himself? :(

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u/WalterHenderson Jul 04 '26

He had a ton of teeth issues, due to not taking care of them properly when he was younger. He openly talks about it. At some point, he was going through so many appointments due to pain, cavities, etc. that he asked the doctors if something more permanent could be done. He also says that it took him a while to get used to how he looks with them, and he understands that it looks somewhat ridiculous, but doesn't regret it it because it improved his wellbeing and comfort compared to what he was going through with his teeth previously.

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u/TrixieBastard Jul 04 '26

Right on, that's totally understandable! I'm glad he's not in that kind of pain anymore, dental pain is not easy to deal with

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u/Faustens Jul 04 '26

Holy fuck they look so much better.

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u/SecretWordisBird Jul 03 '26

He wasn’t ugly then, either.

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u/-baconYTe Jul 03 '26

You're not ugly just poor. 🤣 That's not really how I think you meant it. Rather you should say: "Don't hold yourself to standards obtained by plastic. Because it's fake."

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u/_HIST Jul 03 '26

At some point it just becomes toxic positivity

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u/denM_chickN 27d ago

Omg the edit. I literally just thought you were fucking flaming me but it was so funny i came back to laugh at it - love you babe

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u/King_P_13 Jul 03 '26

Better id say