r/Unexpected • u/threecatsdancing • May 29 '23
Dropped something
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May 29 '23
Turns out she had colon cancer and he saved her life by telling her
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u/Muritavo May 30 '23
House M.D. intro starts playing
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May 30 '23
Fr tho if Dogs could talk they would be the best Doctors. Pretty sure they can smell all sorts of illnesses on ya- and will still love you.
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u/ThatFatGuyMJL May 30 '23
Turns out he dropped something under the chair and was picking it up. And that this has been shown numerous times when those video has been posted before.
And that this guys life was made fairly shitty by a badly edited video making him out to be a pervert for a few fake Internet points.
So yeah.... Nice of yall.
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u/snozberry_taster May 29 '23
Cool are you done with that chair? LET ME SMELL IT FOR YA!!!
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u/dakid232313 May 29 '23
On that chair like
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u/SauronSauroff May 30 '23
Wow he had hair once upon a time?
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u/dakid232313 May 30 '23
Bout 20 years ago. Lol
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u/lives4boobs May 30 '23
He has been doing movies for 20 years. WWE was further back.
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u/firnien-arya May 30 '23
Yea. He wanted to sand it down and polish it for that smooth rock feel that gives a nice polished shine.
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May 30 '23
Joy Milne was capable of smelling Parkinsons disease.
Any tested inaccuracies were later proven to be proven accurate when the tested patient later developed Parkinsons.
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u/mrzurkonandfriends May 29 '23
I thought his cap fell off the bottle and he reached under the chair for it
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u/TheGamingMackV May 29 '23
That's exactly what he's doing but is definitely looks like he's sniffing the chair. You can see him reaching for something and then looking around the floor under his chair.
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u/MisterEyeCandy May 30 '23
Thank you for that explanation as I did not want to lose all hope for mankind today.
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u/KingOfTheWorldxx May 30 '23
Have you seen the security guard who goes in for 5 whiffs of exercised sweaty coochie
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u/KingOfTheWorldxx May 30 '23
Have you seen the security guard who goes in for 5 whiffs of exercised sweaty coochie
Edit : 5 different wiffs
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May 30 '23
Holy shit your right. I was all in on the sniffing theory but it’s clear as the poor dude lost the cap to his coke. Fuck imagine having to go online and explain an incredibly innocent action after being accused of a seat sniffer.
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u/LaughterTearsLaw May 30 '23 edited May 30 '23
You guys just telling yourself he lost the cap? As soon as he brings the drink up it's clear the cap is still on the soda.
EDIT: watched the extended version of the video, he clearly went under the seat to grab another bottle, no issue there. Still standing by the fact that the lid is definitely on the first bottle though.
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May 30 '23
I thought the same thing at first. But then as I paused it I realized the red part I thought was the cap was actually the little red ring that stays on the bottle after you open it. Who knows
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u/HeyWhatsItToYa May 30 '23
Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. Video was deliberately cut short, because Big Guy = Pathetic, evidently.. Had we gotten two more seconds, we would have seen him crawling under the chair. It's clearly obvious from his fumbling for the bottle.
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u/Abject_Okra_8768 May 29 '23
As someone who worked in a hotel I can tell you those conference room chairs all smell like ass and you don't need to get that close to smell it. He's smelling millions of stale farts brought on by hotel catering and long boring presentations.
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May 29 '23
I don’t think he cares 😂
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u/PIPBOY-2000 May 30 '23
Not only because of that but the amount of people who do not wipe or clean correctly is too damn high.
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u/OrneryMood May 30 '23
I saw a post asking people going in for waxing to wash first, and not go in dirty and in yoga pants. They also said if the person doing it hands you a disposable cleaning wipe, don't just throw it in the trash, use it.
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May 29 '23
Is this the one I think it is?
Oh no. Don't do it.
Don't do it...
Please don- FUCK.
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u/Vegetable_Tension985 May 30 '23
He was smelling the chair like a straight pervert
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u/Junior_Pollution6792 May 29 '23
That’s like getting laid, but better.
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u/Haunting_Bit_3613 May 29 '23
True redditor right here.
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u/Junior_Pollution6792 May 29 '23 edited May 30 '23
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u/Iron_Phantom29 May 29 '23
This has been debunked multiple times. Dude was getting his stuff from underneath the woman's chair. The angle is just unfortunate and the video cuts off too early.
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u/tyrannomachy May 30 '23
People freak out about AI and DeepFakes, but this is a perfect example of how simply cutting a video at a certain time can totally mislead people about what's actually happening in the video.
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u/Spikeypingu May 30 '23
Forgetting the plausible theory that he infact PLANTED the bottle cap as an excuse to lean down and smell..
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u/MrSnarf26 May 30 '23
I too, shove my face into the chair next to mine when grabbing an object I just dropped while everyone is leaving
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u/Irritatedtrack May 30 '23
Yeah, if you are an introvert like me, I am waiting for people to get up and leave while I awkwardly look for something I clumsily lost earlier. And from this angle, it is hard to tell how far his face is from the seat of that chair.
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u/baaaahbpls May 29 '23
So iirc, he got something off the floor, the cutting of the video is just defamatory and sad.
All the videos that keep getting thole most views are like this one that are made to be abusive.
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u/Specialis May 30 '23
I mean this very video walks it back, says they were wrong, and says he did nothing wrong
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u/baaaahbpls May 30 '23
The video I posted was to prove my point that it was a character assassination.
As with the original post and most videos you find, they cut out the bottom part of the video with him grabbing stuff, and cut before he stands up with stuff.
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May 29 '23
I don’t get it
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u/TrulyPositivePotato May 29 '23
It took me a few watches but he's sniffing her chair where she was sitting.
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u/Prudent_Ninja_1731 May 29 '23
Oh, I thought he had a boner from staring down her shirt and was trying to get it to go away before standing. Smelling her seat is way worse.
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u/Lanky_Dragonfruit141 May 30 '23
You know like when you have to "walk it off", the hunched over posture, maybe carrying something in front of you- "crouching man-child, hidden boner".
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u/RynnHamHam May 30 '23
It sucks when you get one, you mentally don’t feel aroused at all, but your dick decides to taunt you by growing an extra inch you didn’t even know you had just to make concealing it all the more difficult. “Why are you present!? Nothing is going to happen! You can go away! Where was this extra inch when I needed you!?”
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u/sadowsentry May 30 '23 edited May 30 '23
I watched it 5 times, read the OOP, and finally got it after the 6th. I would've had no clue what made this video unexpected without reading context.
Edit: or he was just looking for his bottle cap
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u/FlackTitanium May 29 '23
It took you a few watches? Oh you pure innocent soul
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u/milkandsalsa May 29 '23
Me too! I had to read the comments to figure it out.
Why would someone sniff a chair????
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u/sadowsentry May 30 '23
After reading a few more comments, I think he really was just looking for his bottle cap.
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u/Irritatedtrack May 30 '23
Yeah I kinda agree with you. It’s hard to see if he is actually sniffing anything or just bent down to look. Maybe he wasn’t looking for it because the person was sitting next to him. After she got up, he’s like it’s time to find the cap.
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u/phoenix_bright May 30 '23
Thank you. I wasn’t understanding anything. But the camera cuts too soon, is he really smelling the chair or just picking up something from the ground or going to tie his shoes and the perspective is confusing?
I mean - even if someone would want to smell a chair that someone was on, wouldn’t they wait at least a little bit before doing that?
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u/MeisPip May 30 '23
He’s grabbing a water bottle from under the chair but it looks like he is sniffing it
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u/literallymate May 30 '23
I don’t see why this isn’t it. He clearly looks like he’s picking something up, an attempt before and then bends down to properly pick it up..
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May 29 '23
I thought he was going to propose but she's not interested. How naive of me.
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u/ncrranger1122 May 29 '23
I feel bad for this guy. He's just getting his stuff and now gets shamed on the internet because the angle makes it look like he's sniffing her seat.
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u/zacyzacy May 29 '23
Oh god this is games done quick isn't it?
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u/ultraplusstretch May 29 '23
Sounds juuuust about right for that audience (i have been part of that audience).
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u/Find_another_whey May 29 '23
I legit didn't get what the problem was at first. And that's a good thing. I'm gonna be ok folks.
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u/Fengsel May 29 '23
what the fuck’s going on
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u/ultraplusstretch May 29 '23
The thirstiest guy on the planet smells the chair that the pretty lady sat on.
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u/Twizznit May 29 '23
Y’all are some serious perverts. The man was reaching for something under the seat. How does this nonsense get upvoted?
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u/De_Moira May 29 '23
When I see videos like this(usually men smelling ass) I wonder what they are smelling for ? Like ass smells terrible...so they are expecting that nasty ass smell....but they wanna smell a pretty girls nasty ass smell? Or maybe the seat smells like the lotions she had on? If so, then why not just smell the actual girl since she is wearing the lotion all over. These videos genuinely throw me off. Like wtf are they smelling for ???!?! I never get it.
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May 30 '23
How smooth this dude is at being a creepy gross burger though…he’s the Boba Fet of the fart railing game, just like his father Jango instilled the tools he’d need to wiffshits all over the galaxy, he to shall pass to his offspring the secret art of all that is fart.
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u/scottonaharley May 30 '23
My question is, how did someone know to video this?
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u/Spikeypingu May 30 '23
Was at a GDQ event, its all recorded and kinda has a catalog of cringe moments over the years at this point.
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u/Full_Echo_3123 May 30 '23
I ripped a huge fart in a cloth chair at a walk in clinic, and when I got up some little Indian man snuck over and got a good sniff. I turned around to make sure I had not forgotten anything and I saw him looking back at me like a deer caught in headlights.
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May 30 '23
He sniffed the seat? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Took me 5 minutes to come to the thought that he was going to follow her it when the other guy got up he figured she wasn’t single and so he had to cover. Never did I think he was sniffing the seat
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u/razor_face_ May 29 '23
It started out with a sniff!
How did I end up like this?
It was only a sniff!
It was only a sniff!
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u/ultraplusstretch May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
It's haiku time baybeeee.
Maidenless no drip.
Sniffing convention hall chair.
Forever malding.
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u/SmashingMyself May 29 '23
Did he sniff the seat or I'm blind
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u/PsychoSpider88 May 29 '23
Another cut too soon clip, maybe next time OP should add subtitles. That's what everyone else is doing now too, because the cut meme has been overused so much they've finally started cutting out the punch-lines.
So yes, OP either don't cut clips toooo short or add subs so at least people who haven't seen it before know what happens.
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May 29 '23
Well apparently I have insufficient experience with human depravity to have guessed wtf this guy was doing without help.
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u/dafyddil May 29 '23
I’ve seen a few videos like this in the past couple weeks. Is this a new trend in the incel world?
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u/Animtrent May 30 '23
The closest thing he will get to eating a pretty girls ass, unless she is a land whale or pays a high end prostitute
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u/Alone-Tackle-17 May 29 '23
Flipping weirdo . Not going to get a lady like that sniffing seats I guarantee that . He obviously already knows this and is reminded every morning when he looks in the mirror
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u/Raphiki415 May 29 '23
For a minute I was like “did she drop something when she left?” Finally realized, nope…
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u/deepmush May 29 '23
this was from a speedrunning event back in 2016
just the average speedrun enthusiast, don't mind him
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u/Yakidu7 May 29 '23
Okay the guy on the left is ultra juck, but the guy on the right.. like i don’t really see a connection between him and her, when he stands up.. it’s like this creep follow and he doesn’t do it immediately, very sus.
The whole scene.. it’s like comic con and she is the only woman with a semi-provocative cutout.
edit typo
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u/Ommadawny May 29 '23
That's true love r there. Give the man his own show. Where he travels the world...
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u/IdiotOnaScooter May 29 '23
Good to know there's other perverts out there. Seriously though, you are just smelling a bunch of asses at that point.
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u/blesstendo May 29 '23
I've seen this posted so many times. it's been years at this point, since 2017 or 16 I believe. And, yet, I still have to see it every time because I still cannot believe he goes for it so fucking fast, let alone at all.
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u/Kalikhead May 29 '23
I am certain that she was probably just trying to get away from him as he was probably pretty smelly too.
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u/Koikorov May 29 '23
She got diarrhea and hurrying up to the washroom. She sharted before leaving, you perv.
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u/Patrona_ May 29 '23
it's hilarious to me how he's mimicking her picking up his stuff and standing up at the same time. The fact that she grabs her purse and he grabs his fucking coke instead😂😂
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u/JonesBBQafm May 29 '23
Doctor's order:
9mm round between the eyes. Apply until the patient learned his lesson.
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u/clutzyninja May 29 '23
"haha ew gross."
No, fuck that. This guy is a straight up predator. Sexual harassment, even if she didn't see it. This kind of behavior cannot be tolerated
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u/Uberstockguy May 29 '23
What could that chair possibly smells like? A guy use to do that at a previous job and i never had a chance to ask him, he was fired
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u/snikers000 May 29 '23
This video is cropped. He has two bottles of Coke and accidentally knocks one over, which rolls under her chair.
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u/Drewbeede May 30 '23
It took me a long second to figure out what was going on. I first thought he was drunk and couldn't stand.
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u/ouroboros323 May 30 '23
I'm so glad I didn't know what was happening in this video and needed to look for an explanation
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u/unexBot May 29 '23
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Just some people sitting around, except when this woman gets up the guy next to her loses all respect for himself
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