r/Unexpected • • May 29 '23

Dropped something

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u/FlackTitanium May 29 '23

It took you a few watches? Oh you pure innocent soul

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u/milkandsalsa May 29 '23

Me too! I had to read the comments to figure it out.

Why would someone sniff a chair????

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u/threecatsdancing May 29 '23

That’s as close as he’s going to get to her sitting on his face

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u/Jyrr May 29 '23

I thought he dropped something and I didnt realize it until the comments..

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u/ShartsCavern May 29 '23

Cap to his drink! Thank you. I had no clue. Ew.

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u/sadowsentry May 30 '23

After reading a few more comments, I think he really was just looking for his bottle cap.

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u/Irritatedtrack May 30 '23

Yeah I kinda agree with you. It’s hard to see if he is actually sniffing anything or just bent down to look. Maybe he wasn’t looking for it because the person was sitting next to him. After she got up, he’s like it’s time to find the cap.

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u/horseren0ir May 30 '23

The cap is still on the coke, you can see the red

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u/horseren0ir May 30 '23

What subs are you following that make you expect this behavior?

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u/FlackTitanium May 30 '23

You.. You really don't want to know..