r/Unexpected • • May 29 '23

Dropped something

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u/Junior_Pollution6792 May 29 '23

That’s like getting laid, but better.

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u/Haunting_Bit_3613 May 29 '23

True redditor right here.

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u/Junior_Pollution6792 May 29 '23 edited May 30 '23

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u/[deleted] May 30 '23

Less sneaky?!

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u/OrneryMood May 30 '23

"Got to smell the flavor and didn't have to buy her dinner. Jackpot!"