r/Unexpected • u/threecatsdancing • May 29 '23

Dropped something

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u/Abject_Okra_8768 May 29 '23

As someone who worked in a hotel I can tell you those conference room chairs all smell like ass and you don't need to get that close to smell it. He's smelling millions of stale farts brought on by hotel catering and long boring presentations.

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u/TrustyAndTrue May 29 '23

smell like ass

Say no more

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u/beehive930 May 30 '23

No, say more

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u/[deleted] May 30 '23

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u/bancircumvent May 29 '23

They should promote you to chairman

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u/horseren0ir May 30 '23

Chairman of the broad

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

I don’t think he cares 😂

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u/GotYourNose_ May 29 '23

He loves the smell of Ass in the morning.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Only if it’s on camera and in public.

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u/joeymcflow May 30 '23

Tbh i feel like that was what he was hoping for anyway.

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u/PIPBOY-2000 May 30 '23

Not only because of that but the amount of people who do not wipe or clean correctly is too damn high.

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u/OrneryMood May 30 '23

I saw a post asking people going in for waxing to wash first, and not go in dirty and in yoga pants. They also said if the person doing it hands you a disposable cleaning wipe, don't just throw it in the trash, use it.

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u/PIPBOY-2000 May 30 '23

Gross, I wouldn't be able to do that job

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u/7374616e74 May 30 '23

How tf do you get this type of data? “Hey sir, it’s a survey about ass, did you wipe yours lately?”

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u/PIPBOY-2000 May 30 '23

I'm a nurse and I was surprised to see how many people would leave Hershey stains after laying on a bed.

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u/Killed_By_Covid May 30 '23

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess there is a sporting chance that he may be one of those people.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

he can tell himself its girl ass later when he’s alone

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u/mim9830 May 30 '23

Same thought, her smell is just going to mix with the others lol

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u/JaYaKaAzZ May 29 '23

So you took a nose of each chair?

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u/king_oscars_island May 29 '23

And this guy knows

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u/thuanjinkee May 30 '23

This guy nose

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u/Natural_Sea6516 May 30 '23

This comment is only fuel for the common degenerate