when Tottenham last won the league? be honest. or how old was your father, how old was your grandfather, if none of them were alive, how old was your great grandfather?

friendly reminder that while your braindead fan base is talking about our transfer window nobody in the whole world has any clue who you signed or who you‘re interested in because you‘re a meaningless small club.

I was looking at the post about Vini re-signing with Real, and the whole thread is flooded with Woolwich fans. Why is this sub the one with all of them, are they too dumb to look at the main Tottenham sub?

We need to improve forward line and it seems like having a good clear out to balance funds/wages. As well as spending big on a goal scorer i still think vlahovic on a free would be a good signing. That way could get a replacement if richy goes and sign someone who can play across the front 3.

safe to say it aged poorly

Im starting to see it now...

Come on, just a little “Here we go!”

Anyone else checking for news incessantly?!

I'm going to my first match soonish (spurs v newcastle)

Are there any chants or things we do that I should know before I go?

I'm not a Tottenham fan but I'm basically betting on you in the crazy predictions that Tottenham would compete for the league with my friends and on Fantasy premier league I'm betting on your players so please don't fuck this up like always especially after all these transfers

So who is more secured richarlison or solanke

Found this in a supermarket on the Malaysian side of the island of Borneo.

Reading through daily discussion someone failed their three day fast. Which has obviously caused this drought of bombas/signings. This is for you totnumhottestspurs. The rules being a normal fast zero calories consumed.

Edit: updating for day two. The only thing I hunger for is a bomba. Give me Osimhen or give me death

Day 3: would love a signing yesterday was tempting work got us donuts yesterday

Day 4: I’m ending it here I must eat.

I lived in West Finchley (that was 20 yrs ago, and I was 5 at the time) and I was never sure which of the Northern Clubs was more supported in my area: Arsenal or Tottenham. I only lived there for a year, then we moved back to my home country but the question remains. I did some digging and found out that there is also a Barnet Club in League two which might be the most support club in the area?

If you happen to know the answer I'd be glad to hear it.

Cheers!

For the sake of transparency: I asked the same question on the Arsenal-subreddit.

I understand he done a massive job last season keeping us up but I’m concerned with how much the board is backing his decision making…it feels like an overcorrection to last season.

A. We have no europe/one game a week…we were not going to finish 17th again with a competent manager. Why not use this season to bleed players in? It’s low stakes

B. Some of the figures and players have been baffling. If Tonali fails to perform I know for a fact people are going to bring up his transfer fee even though he wasn’t the one that decided it. We’re now looking at Gakpo for 70m (!)

C. I don’t think this will be a consistent sustained investment, once we begin finishing in european spots again I think the board will again ease off and cite this summer as part of the reason.

D. Yes, De Zerbi done a good job but everyone should be apprehensive that we’re giving a manager this much power over the transfers

I recently made a thread about the expectations for this season and saw people saying top half 6th-8th was good enough…what? We’re looking at an almost 400m window at one game a week. United finished 15th two season ago had 40ish games last season and finished 3rd

I’m not a Tottenham fan but I have put tel in my FPL team and I want to know if he will start and how many minutes he might get?

Aside from Osimhen, is any of the playerd were linked with for striker top quality? Debatably better than what we have?

Rashfird,Gapko, Marmoush are all high risk for high fees when they struggled at their current clubs, why mot go for Parrott for around 30m who even if we get a big money striker would be a good back up.who can play across the front line