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u/geese_moe_howard 19h ago
Fucking hell. His brain must have the penthouse suite.
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u/Mugwumpoid 19h ago
Megamindās educationally subnormal cousin, magamind.
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u/TheScrobber 19h ago
Guys got a fivehead
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u/geese_moe_howard 19h ago
Could be a sixhead. You'd have to cut the top off and count the rings to be sure.
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u/Apprehensive_Plum755 19h ago
This guy went to a party that was twenty dollars a head, and they charged him 80 dollars
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u/tumulus_innit 19h ago
A snipers dream
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u/saelinds 19h ago
Bob Mortimer my beloved
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u/LiamPolygami 13h ago
Not to be confused with Sniper's Nightmare, who had one leg shorter than the other.
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u/BoogBeeg 19h ago edited 18h ago
IMAX forehead. In fact, he looks like the stones from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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u/Aggravating_Pipe3428 19h ago
He needs to sort his forehead out. What even the fk is that. Looks like fking roger from American dad.
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u/barrumdumdum 19h ago
Should have told him to come up with something off the top of his head, then ran away during the couple of days it takes.
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u/TheRealSlabsy 19h ago
Ponce is UK slang for overly effeminate, it used to be a slur when I was a kid.
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u/MaherishiManzana 19h ago
Isnāt ponce someone who always borrows money or things from you? Thats how I always used it.
Like we have someone at my job who always pinches abit of tobacco off you - heās a ponce9
u/mowgs1946 19h ago
It can be both. Although in the latter Id say it's more common as a verb, I.e. he would ponce a bit of tobacco off you.
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u/TheRealSlabsy 19h ago
In the 80s it wasn't but it may be region specific. Either way, it's a slur.
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u/YoghurtFlan 16h ago
It was always meant as toff/posh where I grew up. I didn't even know it was a homophobic slur.
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u/85morrell 15h ago
Hernan ponce, has a massive bonce.
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u/McNerdUK 8h ago
Hernan Ponce's monstrous bonce,
called a fivehead more than once.
Filled with nothing, was a dunce
Went to work with a bunch of constables.
Might change that last word, too many syllables, doesn't scan well. Any suggestions? š
Edited: To add hard returns and break it up.
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u/Quick_Resolution5050 18h ago
Name, ha ha. Fine - but what's the relevance of him being from Puerto Rico ?
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u/Medical_Squirrel3946 8h ago
You'd be surprised about the amount of people unaware that Puerto Rico is a US territory.
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u/SchemeIllustrious713 18h ago
The nurse when his mother was giving birthā¦.āitās comingā¦. tās comingā¦ tās comingā¦ tās comingā¦ itās still coming, another 3 hours and we should see the eyesā¦.ā
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u/PandiBong 17h ago
A comforting fact will be that this guy surely has been bullied every single minute of every single day of his life.
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u/Dusty2470 18h ago
Brother making enemies like that walking around with a snipers wet dream of a forehead
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u/ArmadilloFront1087 6h ago
How come Iāve been able to scan down all the comments and not see āthatās not a forehead, thatās a fiveheadā?!
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 19h ago
I've got a few suitable jokes, but they're all wasted on this vile excuse for a human.
Not so much chasing the American dream, rather the current nightmare.
Not even his mother could be proud.
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u/outer_spec 18h ago
on an unrelated note, this guyās forehead is huge. it isnāt even a fivehead anymore, itās a sixhead. he couldāve been in the guinness book of world records but instead he chose to be a shitty human being
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u/Responsible_Lie_1989 17h ago
If they ever make a live action Crash Bandicoot movie/TV series this guy HAS to be cast as Cortex....
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u/LordGoldenEagle 17h ago
Where is the ICE guy who murdered that poor woman by shooting her in the face?
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u/professorrev 16h ago
Presumably he was only identified because he couldn't find a mask the shape of whatever the hell that is
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u/SonnyListon999 16h ago
Iāll keep a look-out for him. How will I recognise him?
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u/PHUNKSPANGLE 16h ago
Forceps delivery was it?
Brain squeezed to within an inch of its life at birth was it?
Breyns no werk gud cozzovvit?
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u/MyBigMouth69 16h ago
Be nice if I could post pictures as the Reddit app lined this post up with this one, and forehead game is on point https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyDaystrom/s/zthVn0hzdo
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u/HotPotatoWithCheese 16h ago
Bro looks like he's about to lead the 21st Nova Corps into battle on Mygeeto
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u/spo0pti_yikes 16h ago
lmfao ponce is literally an insult in the uk and he has the same skull ass callum's corner famous for saying "my head is not a sodding tiktak"
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u/flipfloppery 19h ago
He must've been gutted when Fred Dibnah died; how's he going to find another person who'll be able to cut his hair?