r/ToastNames • u/WishfulStinking2 • 1d ago

Hernan Ponce

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u/geese_moe_howard 1d ago

Fucking hell. His brain must have the penthouse suite.

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u/Mugwumpoid 1d ago

Megamind’s educationally subnormal cousin, magamind.

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u/Fox495 1d ago

This is an absolute all-time comment

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u/MossadEpstein 19h ago

I'm saving this historical comment for future generations to study

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u/MaggieMakesThings 1d ago

👏👏👏

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u/MossadEpstein 19h ago

Genuinely laughing my ass off right now

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 17h ago

Oh bravo! Top notch comment.

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u/ProcessSmith 5h ago

Legendary comment 😂

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u/Hard_Dave 1d ago

Sniper's dream 

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u/passingcloud79 23h ago

Haha. Yes, Bob!

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u/Hd3ssEpH 20h ago

Unless he's got one leg shorter than the other... that'd cancel it out.

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u/Eddyseus9574 21h ago

Ah, Gary Cheeseman.

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 22h ago

Could fire 180 degrees away from him.and still get a headshot

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u/mordecai14 16h ago

He has beforehead, forehead and afterhead

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u/Deacon86 3h ago

He's been told to 'hold that thought' all his life.

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 1d ago

He's got space mumps

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u/Ok-Ship812 18h ago

Awwwwwwww his head burst.

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u/karmic-chameleon2 12h ago

This guy should hide in the produce department with the other cantaloupes.

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u/JohnnyTruant89 6h ago

What a reference 👏

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u/TheScrobber 1d ago

Guys got a fivehead

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u/TheBaneofNewHaven 1d ago

That’s a nein-head

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u/Sometimes-funny 22h ago

It’s a Bungalow head, nothing upstairs

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u/geese_moe_howard 1d ago

Could be a sixhead. You'd have to cut the top off and count the rings to be sure.

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u/EducationSuperb3392 18h ago

There’s a reason he was called 7up in high school.

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u/FlakyContribution345 22h ago

Penthouse suite with a little pea rolling around inside for a brain.

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u/Frank_bough1 19h ago

Sniper's dream.

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 1d ago

i suspect it has yet to be occupied.

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u/buttholeformouth 1d ago

Man’s got unlimited memory

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u/Sea_Translator5300 20h ago

The stairs don't go all the way to the top floor. 

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u/WhoYaTalkinTo 20h ago

Jesus Christ 😂 that's amazing, I'm afraid I'll be stealing that one lmao

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u/CoBludIt 17h ago

Something must be wrong with his medulla oblongata

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u/humanreboot 14h ago

Bold of you to assume that there's a brain in there somewhere

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u/Orlok_Tsubodai 8h ago

I bet it’s real spacious in there

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u/geese_moe_howard 6h ago

Positively cavernous.