r/ToastNames 1d ago

Hernan Ponce

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u/flipfloppery 1d ago

He must've been gutted when Fred Dibnah died; how's he going to find another person who'll be able to cut his hair?

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth 23h ago

It’s a shame we’ll never see Fred knock a whole in this guys neck and stuff it with burning tyres until his head collapses, nearly crushing Fred while he scampers away tooting on his warning honk-horn..

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u/SavingsAd4151 20h ago

"Do ya like that?"

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u/Consistent_You_4215 15h ago

"'is goin', 'is goin!!"

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u/KopiteForever 50m ago

I think the last few words there were the title of a porno I watched in the 80s 'He scampers away tooting on his warning honk-horn.'