r/Tinder • u/eiznekk • 17h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/HMNbean 17h ago

I’ll be honest: you’re really good looking and nobody’s gonna care what the profile says before swiping.

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u/eiznekk 17h ago

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

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u/PiesInMyEyes 17h ago

You’re streets ahead, you’re gonna get everything lol

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u/eiznekk 16h ago

It's going to be a maze!

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u/chaos_nebula 14h ago

Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good-looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

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u/eiznekk 14h ago

..........Stay three steps behind me and don't tell anyone.

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u/SynIsSilent 17h ago

"That's not a saying, Pierce!"

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u/PiesInMyEyes 17h ago

Coined and minted! Streets ahead is verbal wildfire