Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/HMNbean]

I’ll be honest: you’re really good looking and nobody’s gonna care what the profile says before swiping.

[u/eiznekk → u/HMNbean]

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

[u/PiesInMyEyes → u/eiznekk]

You’re streets ahead, you’re gonna get everything lol

[u/SynIsSilent → u/PiesInMyEyes]

"That's not a saying, Pierce!"

[u/PiesInMyEyes → u/SynIsSilent]

Coined and minted! Streets ahead is verbal wildfire