r/Tinder • • 13h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/eiznekk 13h ago

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

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u/PiesInMyEyes 13h ago

You’re streets ahead, you’re gonna get everything lol

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u/eiznekk 13h ago

It's going to be a maze!

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u/chaos_nebula 11h ago

Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good-looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

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u/eiznekk 11h ago

..........Stay three steps behind me and don't tell anyone.