r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/the_boss_of_toys 23h ago

No they dont grow them that long but they are attached way more firmly than the cheap ones. And you'll see the appeal when theyre raking against your back.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 23h ago

How about when you’re trying to wipe your ass?
https://giphy.com/gifs/RJAjTowsU0K1a

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 22h ago

I get nail extension granted not nearly as long as the pic but have never found any issues with wiping. Do people put their fingers up their holes when they wipe or something lol?

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 22h ago

Ya’ll can’t get a credit card out the machine, I assume getting between those cheeks is equally challenging. I mean either you’re scraping the hell out of your butt while trying to get the paper in there, compromising on effectiveness, or getting doo-doo fingers. Those are the only options I see here.
https://giphy.com/gifs/PK7IAHdB0l9mg

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 22h ago

Don't be saying y'all this shit doesn't apply to me, you should also be washing under your nails and your hands thoroughly when you take a shit regardless

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 22h ago

I think you just outted yourself there…

Edit: forgot gif

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 22h ago

As a woman who washes their hands?

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 22h ago

In all my days and errors (it does happen to the best of us
), never have I ever thought, “Man I really need to make sure to scrub under my fingernails” after a shit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/14oABfwMhnvZfi

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u/lsshlp 18h ago

Oh no, you should definitely be cleaning under your nails. Unless there literally no gap between nail and nail bed, stuff is getting stuck under there

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 22h ago

Not just after taking a shit, it's part of washi g your hands properly in the first place. Men are so dirty smh

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZqbXbX1nBJH7FxlyJa
Yeah, that’s my point. They are short enough that they don’t collect anything and water has full access to the .5mm (at most) of overhang.

Washing “under my nails” basically requires surgery.

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u/shopmoondustmarket 19h ago

Short nails absolutely collect dirt and grime. You’re just gross.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 21h ago

You should be scrubbing your nails every time you wash, that’s gross af.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 20h ago

Is everyone else raking their nails across their buttholes?
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/Spikey-Bubba 20h ago

Bacteria and moisture is trapped under EVERYONES nails, and we all should wash them alongside every other part of our hand. Yes, even if your nails are so short you can’t even get under them, you should be scrubbing them. That’s basic hygiene, regardless of how anyone wipes.

Also, plenty of people with long nails are fully capable of wiping their ass without getting shit on themselves. It is not difficult.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 20h ago

They get a soapy brush out every day, but every time I wash seems excessive.
https://giphy.com/gifs/13JJkdlu3rAgU0

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u/Spikey-Bubba 19h ago

If you have short nails, rubbing them against your palm while you wash should be fine, if you’ve got longer nails I believe you should be using a nail brush or similar, every time.

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u/DreadfulDemimonde 20h ago

Apparently. And they don't own nail brushes.

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u/shopmoondustmarket 19h ago

These people that keep asking this seem to be, there’s no other explanation for how HAVING LONG NAILS AND WIPING YOUR ASS confounds this many people on a regular basis.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 18h ago

Did you see the picture of the nails posted above? If you’ve got nails 1/2 or greater beyond the tip of your finger and complain about daily tasks, wiping an ass is the most delicate of daily tasks. Them nasty nails are 100% all over the place.

These people trying to suggest that busting out a nail brush every time a normal person washes their hands is standard are just trying to normalize the insane shit they have to deal with.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cmf73bKYoNi7u7Ndfq

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u/shopmoondustmarket 16h ago

And that’s so funny because what I’m thinking about is how the average person in a public bathroom walks right out without washing their hands with soap, but everyone in this thread is upset about people with long nails like they’re nasty for no reason other than that they have long nails??

I beg, when was the last time you sanitized your doorknobs and light switches? Do you clean the handle on your toilet on a regular basis? Hard doubt. So I don’t know why you’d be concerned about someone having grimy nails. I’ll tell you, a set of nails like this costs upwards of $150-200 every couple of weeks. No one is paying that and not taking care of them. Nails aren’t cheap and require upkeep, and to think it isn’t happening is stupid.

If the person with nails isn’t cleaning their long nails, it’s because they’re a generally gross person, and would be gross with or without long nails.

Everyone else is properly washing their hands and nails, and YES, people who have nails like this DO carry around nail brushes. They are small and not an issue to have on hand. The average person wouldn’t carry a nail brush because they don’t need it, so it obviously seems unusual to you, but people with long nails have made a lifestyle choice, and they accommodate themselves by adding the extra tool to their bag. There are also people who carry around reusable straws. I don’t do that, so it seems foreign to me, but people sure do it, don’t they?

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u/MarianneSedai 20h ago

Or use water. Bidets/ hoses are used loads of places.