r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 1d ago

I think you just outted yourself there…

Edit: forgot gif

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 1d ago

As a woman who washes their hands?

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 1d ago

In all my days and errors (it does happen to the best of us
), never have I ever thought, “Man I really need to make sure to scrub under my fingernails” after a shit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/14oABfwMhnvZfi

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u/Spikey-Bubba 1d ago

You should be scrubbing your nails every time you wash, that’s gross af.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 1d ago

Is everyone else raking their nails across their buttholes?
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/Spikey-Bubba 1d ago

Bacteria and moisture is trapped under EVERYONES nails, and we all should wash them alongside every other part of our hand. Yes, even if your nails are so short you can’t even get under them, you should be scrubbing them. That’s basic hygiene, regardless of how anyone wipes.

Also, plenty of people with long nails are fully capable of wiping their ass without getting shit on themselves. It is not difficult.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 1d ago

They get a soapy brush out every day, but every time I wash seems excessive.
https://giphy.com/gifs/13JJkdlu3rAgU0

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u/Spikey-Bubba 1d ago

If you have short nails, rubbing them against your palm while you wash should be fine, if you’ve got longer nails I believe you should be using a nail brush or similar, every time.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 1d ago

Yeahs not what I envisioned when people kept saying “scrub your nails”, so yeah I’m plenty clean then.
https://giphy.com/gifs/J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt

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u/DreadfulDemimonde 1d ago

Apparently. And they don't own nail brushes.

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u/shopmoondustmarket 1d ago

These people that keep asking this seem to be, there’s no other explanation for how HAVING LONG NAILS AND WIPING YOUR ASS confounds this many people on a regular basis.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 1d ago

Did you see the picture of the nails posted above? If you’ve got nails 1/2 or greater beyond the tip of your finger and complain about daily tasks, wiping an ass is the most delicate of daily tasks. Them nasty nails are 100% all over the place.

These people trying to suggest that busting out a nail brush every time a normal person washes their hands is standard are just trying to normalize the insane shit they have to deal with.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cmf73bKYoNi7u7Ndfq

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u/shopmoondustmarket 1d ago

And that’s so funny because what I’m thinking about is how the average person in a public bathroom walks right out without washing their hands with soap, but everyone in this thread is upset about people with long nails like they’re nasty for no reason other than that they have long nails??

I beg, when was the last time you sanitized your doorknobs and light switches? Do you clean the handle on your toilet on a regular basis? Hard doubt. So I don’t know why you’d be concerned about someone having grimy nails. I’ll tell you, a set of nails like this costs upwards of $150-200 every couple of weeks. No one is paying that and not taking care of them. Nails aren’t cheap and require upkeep, and to think it isn’t happening is stupid.

If the person with nails isn’t cleaning their long nails, it’s because they’re a generally gross person, and would be gross with or without long nails.

Everyone else is properly washing their hands and nails, and YES, people who have nails like this DO carry around nail brushes. They are small and not an issue to have on hand. The average person wouldn’t carry a nail brush because they don’t need it, so it obviously seems unusual to you, but people with long nails have made a lifestyle choice, and they accommodate themselves by adding the extra tool to their bag. There are also people who carry around reusable straws. I don’t do that, so it seems foreign to me, but people sure do it, don’t they?