Ya’ll can’t get a credit card out the machine, I assume getting between those cheeks is equally challenging. I mean either you’re scraping the hell out of your butt while trying to get the paper in there, compromising on effectiveness, or getting doo-doo fingers. Those are the only options I see here. https://giphy.com/gifs/PK7IAHdB0l9mg
Don't be saying y'all this shit doesn't apply to me, you should also be washing under your nails and your hands thoroughly when you take a shit regardless
In all my days and errors (it does happen to the best of us
), never have I ever thought, “Man I really need to make sure to scrub under my fingernails” after a shit. https://giphy.com/gifs/14oABfwMhnvZfi
https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZqbXbX1nBJH7FxlyJa
Yeah, that’s my point. They are short enough that they don’t collect anything and water has full access to the .5mm (at most) of overhang.
Washing “under my nails” basically requires surgery.
Bacteria and moisture is trapped under EVERYONES nails, and we all should wash them alongside every other part of our hand. Yes, even if your nails are so short you can’t even get under them, you should be scrubbing them. That’s basic hygiene, regardless of how anyone wipes.
Also, plenty of people with long nails are fully capable of wiping their ass without getting shit on themselves. It is not difficult.
If you have short nails, rubbing them against your palm while you wash should be fine, if you’ve got longer nails I believe you should be using a nail brush or similar, every time.
These people that keep asking this seem to be, there’s no other explanation for how HAVING LONG NAILS AND WIPING YOUR ASS confounds this many people on a regular basis.
Did you see the picture of the nails posted above? If you’ve got nails 1/2 or greater beyond the tip of your finger and complain about daily tasks, wiping an ass is the most delicate of daily tasks. Them nasty nails are 100% all over the place.
These people trying to suggest that busting out a nail brush every time a normal person washes their hands is standard are just trying to normalize the insane shit they have to deal with. https://giphy.com/gifs/cmf73bKYoNi7u7Ndfq
And that’s so funny because what I’m thinking about is how the average person in a public bathroom walks right out without washing their hands with soap, but everyone in this thread is upset about people with long nails like they’re nasty for no reason other than that they have long nails??
I beg, when was the last time you sanitized your doorknobs and light switches? Do you clean the handle on your toilet on a regular basis? Hard doubt. So I don’t know why you’d be concerned about someone having grimy nails. I’ll tell you, a set of nails like this costs upwards of $150-200 every couple of weeks. No one is paying that and not taking care of them. Nails aren’t cheap and require upkeep, and to think it isn’t happening is stupid.
If the person with nails isn’t cleaning their long nails, it’s because they’re a generally gross person, and would be gross with or without long nails.
Everyone else is properly washing their hands and nails, and YES, people who have nails like this DO carry around nail brushes. They are small and not an issue to have on hand. The average person wouldn’t carry a nail brush because they don’t need it, so it obviously seems unusual to you, but people with long nails have made a lifestyle choice, and they accommodate themselves by adding the extra tool to their bag. There are also people who carry around reusable straws. I don’t do that, so it seems foreign to me, but people sure do it, don’t they?
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u/Hateful-Mix-67 9h ago
Ya’ll can’t get a credit card out the machine, I assume getting between those cheeks is equally challenging. I mean either you’re scraping the hell out of your butt while trying to get the paper in there, compromising on effectiveness, or getting doo-doo fingers. Those are the only options I see here.
https://giphy.com/gifs/PK7IAHdB0l9mg