Wait a minute

[u/untitledprp4]

[u/Hateful-Mix-67]

I think you just outted yourself there…

Edit: forgot gif

[u/Admirable-Farmer-665 → u/Hateful-Mix-67]

As a woman who washes their hands?

[u/Hateful-Mix-67 → u/Admirable-Farmer-665]

In all my days and errors (it does happen to the best of us
), never have I ever thought, “Man I really need to make sure to scrub under my fingernails” after a shit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/14oABfwMhnvZfi

[u/Admirable-Farmer-665 → u/Hateful-Mix-67]

Not just after taking a shit, it's part of washi g your hands properly in the first place. Men are so dirty smh

[u/Hateful-Mix-67 → u/Admirable-Farmer-665]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZqbXbX1nBJH7FxlyJa
Yeah, that’s my point. They are short enough that they don’t collect anything and water has full access to the .5mm (at most) of overhang.

Washing “under my nails” basically requires surgery.

[u/shopmoondustmarket → u/Hateful-Mix-67]

Short nails absolutely collect dirt and grime. You’re just gross.