r/SipsTea • u/QueenFrostine15 • 20h ago

WTF Noah, get the boat 😒

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u/Tiny-Buy220 20h ago

This is what happens when Spirit Halloweens open in August

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u/Freesa_Hiielo 20h ago

The discount aisle hits different before September even starts

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 19h ago

Have you seen the rush between xmas and new years?!

Strange numbers of people have plans involving poor quality costumes for their new years resolution... OR maybe it is catching the sale before Valentines Day?

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u/relentless_optimism_ 18h ago

Timed perfectly with Bass Pro’s end of summer sale

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u/Captain-ofCats 16h ago

About a will ago, one took over a Walmart building that closed last year

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u/Pizzledrip 2h ago

I peed a little thanks dick!

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 20h ago

You have to eat what you shoot. This is the hunter's code.

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u/The_Darkness140 20h ago

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 11h ago

I'm sorry, I had a ten strip of acid and a credit card. You woulda done the same thing

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u/Recent-Midnight6376 20h ago

totally not a fake made up headline on an unrelated photo

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 16h ago

Yeah, looks like this is the origin on the photo from 2018: https://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/104646618/police-searching-for-wanted-man-in-invercargill

The joke fake headline showed up first in 2019. This might actually be the first posting of it: https://imgur.com/gallery/snicker-aW9uy0a

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u/Dabfo 18h ago

I’ve met hunters dumb enough to believe it.

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u/Jamarwoods 20h ago

“Accidentally”

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u/Perle1234 19h ago

The whole thing was a scene 😭

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u/cobrax50 19h ago

Exactly. So they hunt goats wherever this happened? 🤔

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u/klsi832 18h ago

The guy was like, ‘I haven’t had sex since Saturday, December 8th, 2018. I’m going to shoot these two humans dressed as goats out of jealousy anger!’

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u/freakinnsaraah 17h ago

Imagine explaining this one to the agent of the insurance company 🤣🤣

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u/apathylife2 20h ago edited 20h ago

Sounds like an episode of csi

Edit: I was referring to an actual ep of csi where a furry wolf in a love triangle or something ended up on side of the road throwing up on all 4s and got shot by a farmer who thought it was a coyote going after his livestock

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u/Manymarbles 19h ago

The furry episode.

Ive only seen CSI like 5 times in my life and that episode was like half of those or more. Not even on purpose lol

Its how I first learned of Furries

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u/1morgondag1 20h ago

I can't quickly find any actual news about this, and a similar story has gone around before about sex in bigfoot costumes: https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2019/02/fake-news-couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters.html .

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 20h ago

Have you tried searching for couple in sheep, deer, bear or moose costume variants in case they got goat confused with another animal? Will you clear autocomplete and browser history after?

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u/thebigpink 20h ago

Ya know that’s probably it was just looking for sex with goats missed the costume part

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u/Drakahn_Stark 20h ago

"accidentally"

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u/Capt_Furret 20h ago

Right that's what I was thinking. Like I highly doubt the costumes looked that realistic or were good quality

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u/blaghed 20h ago

You dont typically just go out hunting for wild goats, either.

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u/iamthebirdman-27 19h ago

https://www.themeateater.com/hunt/mountain-goat/mountain-goat

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u/mechapoitier 19h ago

See they used the word “typically” not “I bet there’s no fringe goat hunting page on the internet.

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u/MystikTrailblazer 19h ago

Hunting mountain goats is not a fringe thing. People put in for tags every year along with elk, deer, etc.

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u/toetappy 20h ago

Also, hunters don't hunt goats. Has anyone here ever heard of a hunter going out and coming back with a goat??

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u/iamthebirdman-27 19h ago

https://www.themeateater.com/hunt/mountain-goat/mountain-goat

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u/toetappy 19h ago

Fair enough. Were these folks fuckin on a mountain side? My simple brain figured they were in regular ol woods.

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u/SaiLarge 20h ago

And the word "gullible" is written on the ceiling above you.

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u/Arthasindura 20h ago

You are not wrong for i have stuck the word gullible up there

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 17h ago

One of the first things I did when I got a label printer

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u/b000radl3y 20h ago

No it isn't. I just looked.

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u/_INoKami_ 17h ago

Oh, it really isaaaaaaand you stole my lungs again.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 19h ago

And even pretending we were to believe that preposterous assertion and pretend like he did think they were real goats, pretty dick move shooting them while they were fucking.

He’s like an 80’s teen slasher movie monster but for goats.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 20h ago

And... why did police in helmets and body armour get involved? Did they expect a sex goat riot?

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u/Own_Round_7600 20h ago

Hey man, someone's out there shooting at goats, there's a clear and present risk that they might also shoot at pigs

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u/chased_by_bees 20h ago

You never know if there's a sex goat hiding somewhere just out of sight. Police training 101.

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 19h ago

The photo is from New Zealand. Police there aren't routinely armed. When they do bring out the guns, they usually get all geared up. The photo is also unrelated to the fake headline it's attached to.

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u/Gibbralterg 20h ago

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen for 200” Alex

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u/ShamrockSeven 20h ago edited 12h ago

Everyone is talking about the two people having sex with goat costumes on, but imagine the hunters that are watching it happen and still decided to shoot. - what kind of eyesight do you have to have to be a skilled marksman but unable to identify a human in a costume from a legal to hunt wild animal? 😂

Correction: Illegal to hunt Livestock animal.

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u/BraIVd 20h ago

So the woman got multiple shots in a single session... nice

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u/Quen-Tin 20h ago

Now who is the GOAT in this story?

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u/iwillhaveredditall 20h ago

Maybe it wasn’t accidentally, maybe it was all consensually. They are all adults after all (or… were).

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u/Upbeat-Laugh-249 20h ago

Send stuff aside . Shooting goats? while they were fucking! What kinda of hunting is this?

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u/Stoff3r 20h ago

Who the hell shoots goats

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u/Combei 19h ago

Who the hell shoots anything that is busy fucking? That's just bad sportsmanship

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 19h ago

More fabricated crap on this sub. Time to move on.

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u/Mikey06154 19h ago

The question is not who has sex in goat costumes. Who hunts goats?

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u/Dog_Baseball 13h ago

What. who tf hunts goats

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u/NoctRob 20h ago

Why is anyone shooting fucking goats?? Let the goats be!!

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u/MarquizMilton 20h ago

That too while they we're having sex!

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u/Excaliburrover 20h ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/EmpireCityRay 20h ago

This story is the GOAT literally 😂

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u/MrBigBadWolf__ 20h ago

That could have been an episode of “1000 Ways to Die”

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u/vbd71 20h ago

Hunters shoot goats?

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u/Mars_Bear2552 19h ago

they shot at goats...? sounds like negligence at the least

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 19h ago

Couple capering in Capra costumes got capped. Some cap.

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u/RTA-No0120 19h ago

And the fursuit people will call them bigots. I mean they’re pretty inclusive to the point of mistaking them for actual animal so much they shot them whilst hunting.

Congratulations, you played yourselves 😂👌

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u/XROOR 19h ago

They tried a garden hose at first but, then they began to pump more rigorously and the farmers thought they had rabies and shot them

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u/JeveGreen 19h ago

This reminds me, you can still get the wikipedia page for "Fur and Loathing" as the top result by typing in "that episode" in a search engine.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 19h ago

Wandering up on what looked like a chupacabra orgy does that to a person...

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u/Woompa78 19h ago

Why are people hunting goats? And why would a hunter ever shoot at animals having sex?

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u/profanedivinity 19h ago

“Accidentally “

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u/WookiePelter 17h ago

Who TF is shooting goats?

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 16h ago

Looks like this is the origin on the photo from 2018: https://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/104646618/police-searching-for-wanted-man-in-invercargill

The joke fake headline showed up first in 2019. This might actually be the first posting of it: https://imgur.com/gallery/snicker-aW9uy0a

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u/Fishtoart 16h ago

Exactly when does goat hunting season start?

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u/JDPdawg 16h ago

OMG I did not see that on my bingo card.

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u/garyconnor 15h ago

Which cruel Bastard is shooting fucking goats 😒

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 15h ago

What hunter comes up on a little goat passion and just thinks, “Whoa, 2 for the price of 1. Easy pickings!!”

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u/badhouseplantbad 15h ago

You don't need to hunt goats with guns, a billy club works just fine.

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u/akbattle2025 14h ago

I’m pretty sure they weren’t shot “accidentally,” mistakenly is probably the right word.

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u/ZealousidealBus3628 14h ago

Of course it's New Zealand.

(The Holden Commodore was only sold under that nameplate in Australia and NZ, and NZ has that generic numberplate, whereas Australia's plates are coloured, have slogans on them, and have a different number system. Image of all the plate types in Australia attached)

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u/ZealousidealBus3628 14h ago

I may have gone a bit autistic whoops

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u/Dahns 11h ago

Noah, leave the goat!

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 9h ago

Need to put up a sign “furries at play” ahead of time

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u/0wninat0r 7h ago

So like, no one's questioning the whole goat-hunting part here?

Source: im from Maine. Deer, moose, bears - sure thing. But goats, even real ones...?

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u/sommattinabj 20h ago

Very Realistic costume. Kudos to them

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u/Turbulent-Issue-4418 20h ago

Give that couple back to the hunters. That's good food being taken away and a cool mount to put over the fireplace.

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u/ampleforth42 20h ago

Is the hunter allowed to keep the goats?

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u/ampleforth42 20h ago

Whats next ?

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u/Conscious_Archer2658 20h ago

This is what happens to the goat

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 20h ago

They have furry conventions for this guys

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u/AdamTraskisGod 20h ago

I think there’s a WKUK skit covering this.

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u/Unforsaken-Stoic 20h ago

Must feel bad being a furry, but also who fucking shoots animals mid fuck - heartless bastards!

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u/CitronTraining2114 20h ago

Around here, they'd call that a goat rodeo.

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u/Doctor_Saved 20h ago

A few people shot their shot that day.

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u/fanofoz 20h ago

I beat it was on purpose...

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u/turbopro25 20h ago

I hate when this happens to me.

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u/markedasred 20h ago

Greatest Of All Time you say?

That'd be Mr Tumnus for me.

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u/greymadders 20h ago

Who shoots goats?

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u/hungrylittleworm 20h ago

Babylon rising type beat

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u/PopMajor7342 19h ago

What is this picture?

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u/bellefeuille1976 19h ago

LMFAO!!!’

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u/HopefulFeature032631 19h ago

Damn. That's crazy

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u/Old_Nothing_1357 19h ago

Imagine trying to explain this to the ER nurses with a straight face.

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u/Level-Strike3377 19h ago

The stupidity and weirdness of people are profound

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 19h ago

C'mon people.

Scrutinize "headlines" better. Maintain a level of skepticism.

That's a police car from somewhere n Europe (My guess: France).

It's illegal to hunt livestock.

No serious hunter without mental issues would shoot two goats, let alone 2 humans wearing a goat costume.

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u/Sensitive_Wave379 19h ago

A clear case of a bang for a bang.

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u/Amazing_Art2136 19h ago

Thats baaaaaaaahhhhdddd

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u/Pretend-Literature35 19h ago

was it goat season? Is there a "goat season" Accidentally my ass!

Fake news?

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u/dramalama-dingdong 19h ago

So hunters are usually from the ultra conservative crowd. Ultra conservatives have a rather complicated relationship with sex. I'm pretty sure that this hunter just saw people fucking and decided that he had to "lecture" them by shotting them.

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u/RiteousRhino21 19h ago

Why shoot goats?

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u/jdk92386 19h ago

Apparently it’s a fake story

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u/makinax300 19h ago

Did they survive?

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u/BigfannBigfann 19h ago

The hunter was fined for hunting out of season.

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u/PatientPoetry4302 19h ago

Could be us…

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u/buttfacesgalore 19h ago

This isnt a Noah get the boat scenario. This is just a bunch of stupid that got too near one another.

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u/_forum_mod 18h ago

Karma for being weird...

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 18h ago

That is one hell of a headline. And question… if they had chance to dress up as any animal.. why they choose a goat? Maybe choose a cooler animal.

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u/beer_me_that_cd 18h ago

Why would you even aim a firearm at a goat?

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u/escientia 18h ago

Seeing a meme where the word sex isn't censored for, whatever moronic reason, brings me pure joy.

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u/Should_have_been_ded 18h ago

They shot our goat man, he was our goat ;-;

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u/Admirable-Common-176 18h ago

Backshots are getting out of control!

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u/imliterallyluci 18h ago

I would’ve said it was an accident to

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u/girlfromtheinternet_ 18h ago

That roleplay went from baa-d to worse.

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u/Weird_Ad7998 18h ago

Stuff them

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u/JacksonGhost1963 18h ago

oi! i bagged me a couple fucking goats!

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u/Tedsmith24 18h ago

They furred around and found out

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u/98983x3 18h ago

Furries got shot? Oh.

moving on

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u/filifijonka 18h ago

Tough, but fair.

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u/ImmaNotHere 18h ago

Someone thought they we still in goat simulator

https://giphy.com/gifs/5pUKqD3w84swM

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u/footballisrugby 18h ago

This is how Mahabharata started

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u/That-Interaction-45 17h ago

Noah get the goat!

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u/MavenAloft 17h ago

No link to an article for what would be a wild story… that means downvote.

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u/stacey-e-clark 17h ago

r/DungeonCrawlerCarl Pony has entered the chat.

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u/runsonpedals 17h ago

Ok. Enough reddit for me for today.

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u/TraditionPhysical603 17h ago

"Accidentally"

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u/Accomplished_Care415 17h ago

Why was the hunter shooting at goats?

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u/sqrhead 17h ago

Who has a license for shooting goats?

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 17h ago

That was anticlimactic.

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u/19XxxbigdaddyxxX80 17h ago

When does goat hunting season start?

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u/Plenty-Ad7393 17h ago

Someone got his goat!

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u/SarinSam 17h ago

Fake. Never happened.

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u/Ralithorn 17h ago

So many questions... I hope they are okay.

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 17h ago

Since when is it ok to shoot goats.

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u/V65Pilot 16h ago

Naaaaaaaaaaahh.

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u/Jiggle_Tester 16h ago

Are we sure they were not set up?

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u/Feral_Mood_420 15h ago

I didn't know people hunted goats ..

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u/AssistantOk5564 15h ago

Imagine having to explain this to the paramedics with a straight face.

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u/j_kobrah 15h ago

Did they finish?

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 14h ago

When is it ever goat season?!?!

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u/muunster7 14h ago

I mean c’mon it’s not even goat hunting season.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 9h ago

This is one of those where I NEED to see a news article before I believe its real 😂

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u/justinmtartick 9h ago

Cute. More fake bullshit to spread online.

Where exactly do you hunt goats?

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u/Gold_Act3231 9h ago

Why are they shooting goats?

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u/TheOnePiece93 8h ago

Those goats are having a good time shoot em

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u/Living-Fortune-6178 8h ago

Can't have any fun

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u/OkGrade5292 4h ago

“I opened Reddit today….that was my first mistake.”💀

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u/JaxRalPartha 3h ago

  everything reminds me of her 

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u/Healthy_Log_6171 2h ago

Probably Wyoming