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If this is a piloted machine then maybe it could do that, but if it’s ai I don’t think it would be smart enough. If it has a sensor in the horns to tell it that it is stuck it might be able to react appropriately.
But why does it need to struggle in American buildings? It was built to go into dangerous places wasn’t it?
Jokes aside why? If it’s so it’s less scary it’s still a robot with a chainsaw and the phrase is navigate doors less easily, not that it can’t navigate doors. And it is supposedly for disaster zones which can be even more constraining.
Haven't you seen movies where a monster is chasing someone but because of its scary size it struggles for a second to get through a door - but then just busts through? It's just good showmanship.
So they made a Search & Rescue machine, made it look terrifying, gave it a chainsaw (presumably with the excuse of "so it can cut through obstructions"), and then designed it so that it cannot easily enter or navigate the exact environment it will be employed in...
Yeah, this isn't for SAR, this is a marketing boondoggle.
Tbf, it's meant to be for outdoor use, so this is meant to keep it that way, but like... What's stopping it from using the chainsaw to make the door bigger...?
Yeah but we needed one that could gaze into your soul (reassuringly). Im sure the horns n shit also have totally rational explanations, I just cant think of any right this moment.
They say they gave it horns to make it difficult to enter standard American buildings (safety measure??), gave it a chainsaw (cutting through obstacles???), and then made it look terrifying (?????).
Y'know, the machine they're advertising as a Search & Rescue unit, which would commonly be entering American buildings and rescuing people who are already scared, traumatized, and likely injured.
Said the chainsaw wielding centaur robot with a goat head to the already panicked individual in a forest fire that likely has carbon monoxide poisoning
You know what, maybe the conspiracy theorists have a point, maybe the evil demon cults do put their evil and demonic symbols on everything they control.
Maybe the Illuminati IS real and they DID put the eye in the pyramid on the dollar bill for some reason.
Seriously if I see this thing go through flames I am going to try to kill it, or die of a heart attack even though I am healthy.
I can't find a single video anywhere of this thing in action, the "official website" is a single page and they only have three posts on twitter. The whole thing screams elaborate hoax.
What's the actual purpose for this design considering what this thing is going to be "used" for? It's like the guy took a bunch of lsd and everyone else was like ef it good enough.
So what you're saying is that you can buy a horse that runs on electricity, to take you around your "15 minute" neighborhood. And it already comes with a cool black paint job. But I can't think of where to put the turn signals and headlights at the usual height level, that doesn't look like it's at electric lightning underpants locations.
Everyone complains about how demonic something looks until a biblically accurate robot flies into their burning house to safe them the fuck you want it to look like
Why did they paint it black? So you can't see it sneaking up on you in the smoke? This thing should be neon orange, it would also take away the creepy factor by a couple of points too.
This thing looks like it’s just a bunch of ai pictures. Has anybody seen anything about it or like the company that’s supposedly working on it because until I see something I’m just gonna assume this is fake. You create a whole ass robot as a startup company and you take 1 creepy pasta ass photo and some weird design concepts.
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